Blackout Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 in the prison football league? i say he runs for 3000 yards in 5 games. and throws for maybe 230. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw38 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I hear he'll get all the snaps:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 It'll be a vick family reunion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Maybe he will nave better luck sneaking his water bottle into prison, as it did not work on the plane...else, he may not be able to function. Take grass away from a head, and your left with a body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I predict Mike Vick to have the following stats... 3000 yards (of c*** inserted) 30 "touchdowns" 15 "interceptions" All while never stepping foot outside of his cell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I predict that he and Burt Reynolds will lead a rag-tag group of prisoners to an upset over a semi-pro team comprised of the guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 6 shiv wounds 4 anal contusions 2 attempts to smuggle weed into the joint 14 escape attempts (with 7.5 yards per escape attempt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 6 shiv wounds 4 anal contusions 2 attempts to smuggle weed into the joint 14 escape attempts (with 7.5 yards per escape attempt) vick is in good shape and had a very strong offseason. I think he'll average at least 8.1 yards per attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 vick is in good shape and had a very strong offseason. I think he'll average at least 8.1 yards per attempt. I disagree. With each new attempt, he runs further risk of getting shot, which would, depending on the location of the bullet wound, slow him down theoretically. Thus, he would not be able to go as far as fast and his ypa would decrease with each new escape effort; simple math really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 come on , give the playa a break,, its not easy being a young millionaire in todays society.. he deserves more breaks than you common slugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 He will go in as a tight end and come out a wide reciever -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I just gotta laugh at the people naive enough to buy his BS story. It's as stupid as when you were 15 years old and your mom and dad found a bag of weed and a bong under your bed, and when confronted with it, you told the that you were "holding it for a friend". The guy breeds pit bulls, but he didn't know anything about two dozen pit bulls on one of his properties being used for illegal dog fighting. Yeah ok, Mike, we believe you. And the Pope is Jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I wonder if this rocket scientist is from same gene pool as Mike Vick... tBe-i5eSKT8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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