onemanswarm Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. New England Patriots (7-0): Those touchdown grabs by Moss were otherworldly. Dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I thought I wouldn't want to read this with how crappy we are but boy was I wrong! These are the best rankings, I don't even bother looking around anywhere else now. Man I am rooting for you guys too but you seem to have fallen on hard times (although not nearly as bad as us and you guys actually have a legit excuse). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Simply a weekly highlight. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Great job as usual! 32: Miami Dolphins (0-7): I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 2. Indianapolis Colts (6-0): Manning and Clark connected for their sixth touchdown in five weeks. The last time two white guys hooked up this often, they won Ang Lee an Oscar :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 no love for the defending champs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 10. TampaBay Buccaneers (4-3): Buc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 2. Indianapolis Colts (6-0): Manning and Clark connected for their sixth touchdown in five weeks. The last time two white guys hooked up this often, they won Ang Lee an Oscar. LMFAO 12. Carolina Panthers (4-2): Random Bye-Week Nostalgia Theatre Presents: C-3PO’s cereal. Basically a figure-8 shaped Honey Comb, but who cares? There’s a mask on the back of every box! That is POTW Nom right there. C3PO's rocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 30. Atlanta Falcons (1-6): [Joey Harrington plays “Ebony and Ivory” on the piano while Byron Leftwich attempts to dance on a severely sprained ankle. Joey sings.] Harrington: I am white and you are black. Leftwich: And together we’re two bad quarterbacks. Both: Taking turns holding clipboards, throwing picks, and getting sacked! Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted October 25, 2007 Author Share Posted October 25, 2007 no love for the defending champs? #2 is love. For Najeh Davenport, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I friggin' love these rankings. Like my wife says, please don't stop any time soon. She has to say please. Rules are rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pere d'Avion Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Shower Rankings - a weekly highlight. Usually accompanied by a shower on my monitor at least once or twice a week...thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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