Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I wish I were a bird. For, if I were a bird, I could take wing high above you. You could watch my white wings flap. And, I could take a great big crap On anyone who tried to hurt you. But, then, I'd have to dessert you, Flying southward in the fall. I don't want to be a bird, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 good one bob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 I wish I were a dog. For, if I were a dog, I'd do tricks to show I love you. I would run and fetch the stick. Then I would sit right down and lick My privates, when your mom came over. But, if I was your Rover, You'd have my testicles recalled. I don't want to be a dog, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Another one, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 I wish I were a deer. For if I were a deer, We could play out in the forest, 'Til you shot me by mistake. Then you you would carve me into steak With a touch so sweet and gentle. Keep my head as a memento, hanging in the upstairs hall. I don't want to be a deer, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I wish I were a deer. For if I were a deer, We could play out in the forest, 'Til you shot me by mistake. Then you you would carve me into steak With a touch so sweet and gentle. Keep my head as a memento, hanging in the upstairs hall. I don't want to be a deer, after all. i like em.....may i try one? i wish i were a gerbil for if i were a gerbil i could run around my habitrail till you took me from my cage and placed me into a hollowed out wiffle ball bat and rammed up your smelly boyfriends bum and then youd burn me with a soldering iron and make me run around within his smelly bowels for fun i dont want to be a gerbil after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Well, Dickie, rhyming's not your best thing, but you spoke from your heart. Thanks. Here's my last one. All of them, BTW, are verses from the same song, which I stole. I wish I were a monkey. For, if I were a monkey, I could be your furry jester And whenever you were blue, You'd come and see me at the zoo. My antics would be reassurin', But I would always reek of urine And throw my feces at the wall. I don't want to be a monkey. I don't want to be a monkey! No, I don't want to be a monkey, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Mid-90's, bad rapper. What was his name again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Mid-90's, bad rapper. What was his name again? Skee-Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Ah, that's right. That actually wasn't a bad song. I don't think I've heard anything else of his since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I wish I were a deer. For if I were a deer, We could play out in the forest, 'Til you shot me by mistake. Then you you would carve me into steak With a touch so sweet and gentle. Keep my head as a memento, hanging in the upstairs hall. I don't want to be a deer, after all. as a hunter,,i like this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 i wish i were a gerbil for if i were a gerbil i could run around my habitrail till you took me from my cage and placed me into a hollowed out wiffle ball bat and rammed up your smelly boyfriends bum and then youd burn me with a soldering iron and make me run around within his smelly bowels for fun i dont want to be a gerbil after all This one made me laugh out loud!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off. I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on. I wish I was a sentimental ornamnet you hung on The christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top, I wish I was the evidence I wish I was the grounds for fifty million hands up raised and opened toward the sky. I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me. I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me. I wish I was a messenger, and all the news is good. I wish I was the full moon shining off your camaro's hood. I wish I was an alien, at home behind the sun, I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on. I wish I was the pedal break that you depended on. I wish I was the verb to trust, and never let you down. I wish I was the radio song, the one that you turned up, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I guess it never stops. anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 All of them, BTW, are verses from the same song, which I stole. Manilow or the Carpenters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Well, Dickie, rhyming's not your best thing, but you spoke from your heart. Thanks. Here's my last one. All of them, BTW, are verses from the same song, which I stole. Dickie - what can you do with Moose.... or Moosey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off. I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on. I wish I was a sentimental ornamnet you hung on The christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top, I wish I was the evidence I wish I was the grounds for fifty million hands up raised and opened toward the sky. I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me. I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me. I wish I was a messenger, and all the news is good. I wish I was the full moon shining off your camaro's hood. I wish I was an alien, at home behind the sun, I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on. I wish I was the pedal break that you depended on. I wish I was the verb to trust, and never let you down. I wish I was the radio song, the one that you turned up, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I guess it never stops. anyone? Pearl Jam-"Wishlist" I used to do it so I knew I recognized the lyrics from somewhere back in the 90's section of my brain-great song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala ....he he he I wish I was Curtis wife Oh how that would be the life We go out alot and so so many things Oh how I'd love looking at my ring I wish I wish I wish I were Curtis wife....be nice guys Im bored.. 10 minutes to Pedro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 here's a lama, there's a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama, funny lamma llama, llama, duck llama, llama, cheesecake llama tablet, brick, potato llama, llama, mushroom, llama llama, llama, duck I was once a treehouse I lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did u ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama taste of llama llama, llama, duck half a llama, twice a llama not a llama, farmer, llama llama in a car, alarm a llama llama, llama duck is that how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice doorknob, ankle, cold now my song is getting thin and i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 I wish I were a dog. For, if I were a dog, I'd do tricks to show I love you. I would run and fetch the stick. Then I would sit right down and lick My privates, when your mom came over. But, if I was your Rover, You'd have my testicles recalled. I don't want to be a dog, after all. ...sheer brilliance Bob. I liked them all but since Im a dog lover, this is my favorite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 My daughter loves that song. here's a lama, there's a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama, funny lamma llama, llama, duck llama, llama, cheesecake llama tablet, brick, potato llama, llama, mushroom, llama llama, llama, duck I was once a treehouse I lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did u ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama taste of llama llama, llama, duck half a llama, twice a llama not a llama, farmer, llama llama in a car, alarm a llama llama, llama duck is that how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice doorknob, ankle, cold now my song is getting thin and i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Dickie - what can you do with Moose.... or Moosey? moosey juicy loosey goosey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 moosey juicy loosey goosey C'mon Man, I expect much better material from you. You have certain standards you need to uphold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 i thought you wanted words that rhyme with moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, for that is what I truly want to be,cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,eveyone would be in love with me. Oh I'm glad I not an Oscar Meyer weiner, cuz that is what I don't want to be, for if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, there would be nothing left of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Check out this girl scout song I found! Pretty scary! Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh I'd slippy and I'd slidey over everybody's hidy Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh I wish I were a little mosquito Oh I wish I were a little mosquito Oh I'd bitty and I'd bitey under everybody's nighty Oh I wish I were a little mosquito Oh I wish I were fishy in the sea Oh I wish I were fishy in the sea Oh I'd swim nudey nudey nudey without my bathing suity Oh I wish I were fishy in the sea Oh I wish I were little girly scout Oh I wish I were little girly scout I'd go tramp tramp tramp through the boy scout camp Oh I wish I were little girly scout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Pearl Jam-"Wishlist" I used to do it so I knew I recognized the lyrics from somewhere back in the 90's section of my brain-great song nice job sofla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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