Verde Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Married women become retarded and conveniently forget the many nights they allowed themselves to be put on the penis rotisserie.. And speaking of "penis rotisserie", who else here thinks TomShane is a chicken dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I don't know. Between this and the guidance counselor whine-athon in the other thread, I think this kid may be one of the biggest pu$$ies I have ever seen. "I can't talk to girls, wah wah wah" "I can't get into Brown with a sh*tty GPA, wah wah wah" "It's all your faults for being dicks" "It's all my guidance counselor's fault" "Wah, wah, wah" Grow a sack, kid. No one likes hearing all of your problems. Go on Oprah if you want someone to hold your hand while you b!tch and moan about everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Jetme, shut the f*ck up. You piss me off. Most of these wanks here can't give you any advice because they either married the first piece of a$$ that made the mistake of passing out in their car from Schnapps-overdose in the unfortunate "spread eagle" position. (No offense, Max). Anyway, you dumb sh*t, let me give you some of my ghetto "rap" that delivers the ho's like nobody knows. You HAVE to go after her when she's with the dude. You NEED to destroy him in front of her. Walk up to them, look the dude in the eye, then say "Sup homey," and eyeball him for a second. When he opens his mouth to speak, pivot to look at the chick, ignoring the homo, and say "Hey. I'm Nick. We should hang out." Bro, the dude will be too stunned to speak. Look at him, give him the gangsta nod, walk away. Find the chick later, she's yours. No doubt. The key here? Stop being a fag. Chicks hate fags. Oh, and PS, never let a married woman give you advice on how to pick up chicks, EVER. You know why wedding rings are circular? Because that's the last hole you'll ever see. Married women become retarded and conveniently forget the many nights they allowed themselves to be put on the penis rotisserie with the "mad cool" DiBella brothers. Nasty. Seriously, avoid them at all costs. Hey Tom I have one word for you... "WOOF" :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Hey Tom I have one word for you... "WOOF" :wink: He who woofs last woofs best!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 He who woofs last woofs best!!!! whatever makes you feel better!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 whatever makes you feel better!!!! You wanna get banned? YOU WANNA GET BANNED!?!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 And speaking of "penis rotisserie", who else here thinks TomShane is a chicken d!ck? What is a chicken dick exactly? I have been told I have a "poultry fetish" myself. But this term is new to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What is a chicken d!ck exactly? I have been told I have a "poultry fetish" myself. But this term is new to me. I'm not sure. I heard it used here once and thought it sounded funny. Penis rotisserrie was equally funny and reminded me of the term 'chicken dick'. K? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What is a chicken d!ck exactly? I have been told I have a "poultry fetish" myself. But this term is new to me. If chicken dick is like having chicken legs, it CAN'T be a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 You wanna get banned? YOU WANNA GET BANNED!?!?? I just love when you display your authority around here. Sorry GGG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 I wanted to just update you guys, I'm going to get "food" with a new girl tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I wanted to just update you guys, I'm going to get "food" with a new girl tuesday. Are you going to eat at the Y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I wanted to just update you guys, I'm going to get "food" with a new girl tuesday. Dude. Eating lunch with the janitors in the library is not cool. Seriously though. Did you even ask the girl out? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I wanted to just update you guys, I'm going to get "food" with a new girl tuesday. By food you mean your sister, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 24, 2005 Author Share Posted September 24, 2005 we both agreed it was an informal Date. So yea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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