Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Has anyone had one of those situations, where you are tryin to get at some girl, but it seems as though she is constantly around the same guy? Yea, I have, thanks for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Mac Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You need to eliminate him. I could go on, but you're on your own. Any further advice will cost you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 I dont know what to do, this girl is on my mind 24/7, even when I dream I think of her. I can't get her smile, her laugh, her angelic facial features out of my head. Honestly this probably sounds along the lines of being a stalker, but I don't know why I have these feelings for her, when the only thing Ive ever said to her was "hi", shes absolutly perfect in every aspect of life. ::wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I'm going through something vaguely similar. My advice? Forget about her, move on, and find someone else. She'll end up treating you like crap. Or that's just what happens to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 I'm going through something vaguely similar. My advice? Forget about her, move on, and find someone else. She'll end up treating you like crap. Or that's just what happens to me. well isnt that just grand, so how am I supposed to get her out of my mind? And not all women treat men like garbage, she deffinatly doesn't, from what I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Homeys, homeys, homeys. Let the Tom-machine teach you a little sumtin-sumtin about the tricks. Those chicks that you yearn for as a teen? Forget em. They will RUIN you. Instead, work on fat chicks with nice faces, or chicks with a little acne who have nice bone structure and thin ankles. Why, you ask? Because some day soon, they'll be hot pieces of tail (probably) and you can point them out later on and tell your boys "See that hot chick? I tagged her." Sure, you don't have to tell them that you "tagged her" when she was a pig or a pizza-face, but the fact will remain that you did, indeed, tag her. And as for that "perfect gal" that keeps breaking your heart? Some day soon she will have sex with your uncle. And his buddies. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 we are past that "teenie" point, we are all seniors in high school, acme isnt an issue as much anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You need to eliminate him. I could go on, but you're on your own. Any further advice will cost you. LOL. Jetme23, just go for it. Ask her out (or whatever you call it these days). It's your senior year in high school, live it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 we are past that "teenie" point, we are all seniors in high school, acme isnt an issue as much anymore. You are in high school??? She in the same grade as you? If you both are seniors in high school, take a chance while you still can. And I dont know how the f#ck anybody can think of 1 single girl 24/7. Most I think about it is maybe 2 hours a day. Its all about the J E T S. Banging some really hot girl sure would be fun I guess, but I'd rather watch a Jets game anyday of the week! I'll probably never get married for this reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You need to eliminate him. I could go on, but you're on your own. Any further advice will cost you. If you have the money, I know of the perfect place to dispose of the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 well isnt that just grand, so how am I supposed to get her out of my mind? And not all women treat men like garbage, she deffinatly doesn't, from what I've seen. How are you supposed to get her out of your mind? Find someone else. Yeah it's hard and not what you want to hear, but it'll be the best thing. If you follow her around like a lap dog, she'll treat you like a lap dog. Does she know how you feel about her? If she doesn't, then what's stopping you? If she does, run away. Boarderline obsession isn't good, at all. Especially at your age. Screws with the mind and body and puts you in horrible shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 call Stiflers MOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You are in high school??? She in the same grade as you? If you both are seniors in high school, take a chance while you still can. And I dont know how the f#ck anybody can think of 1 single girl 24/7. Most I think about it is maybe 2 hours a day. Its all about the J E T S. Banging some really hot girl sure would be fun I guess, but I'd rather watch a Jets game anyday of the week! I'll probably never get married for this reason. You sir.....are a homo. You may not realize it yet but....YES YOU ARE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You sir.....are a homo. You may not realize it yet but....YES YOU ARE!! hey hey hey hey! Lets not start a homo EB chant like I am tomshane. OR I'll have to whip it out on yaz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 hey hey hey hey! Lets not start a homo EB chant like I am tomshane. OR I'll have to whip it out on yaz! Ok... that was reeeaaallly gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 chicks with a little acne who have nice bone structure and thin ankles. Sound advice TS. :wink: Forget the face, boobs and a$$, it's the ankles that are the clear indicator of kilos to come. "Excuse me Miss, would you please roll up your pant leg so I check out your goods?" d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 go for the "easy" ones ... HS love is overrated. When she is done with your rival you'll be able to bring some skills to the table. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 ya'll are so informative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Homeys, homeys, homeys. Let the Tom-machine teach you a little sumtin-sumtin about the tricks. Those chicks that you yearn for as a teen? Forget em. They will RUIN you. Instead, work on fat chicks with nice faces, or chicks with a little acne who have nice bone structure and thin ankles. Why, you ask? Because some day soon, they'll be hot pieces of tail (probably) and you can point them out later on and tell your boys "See that hot chick? I tagged her." Sure, you don't have to tell them that you "tagged her" when she was a pig or a pizza-face, but the fact will remain that you did, indeed, tag her. And as for that "perfect gal" that keeps breaking your heart? Some day soon she will have sex with your uncle. And his buddies. At the same time. Tom actually might have given decent advice with the bone structure comment. Chances are if they have high cheek bones their faces wont fall apart when they hit 35. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 If you have the money, I know of the perfect place to dispose of the body. Ya know, I actually believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 If you want to get her out of your mind, picture her taking a crap. You'll forget all about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I suggest that the next time the two of you are alone you do this: Pull your pants down, whip out your junk and say: "It's not gonna suck itself!" I promise you, you'll be getting over like rover in no time. You can send me the video as a thank you if you'd like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 I suggest that the next time the two of you are alone you do this: Pull your pants down, whip out your junk and say: "It's not gonna suck itself!" I promise you, you'll be getting over like rover in no time. You can send me the video as a thank you if you'd like. That may help you in jail, or when tomshane is around, but not with girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Try this pickup line, bud. It works everytime.... Go up to her and say "Will you wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?" You got nothing to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 I'm done recieving advice from this group of people, will a mod please delete/lock this thread. Thank You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I'm done recieving advice from this group of people, will a mod please delete/lock this thread. Thank You. But, grasshopper, we have so much more to share with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 But, grasshopper, we have so much more to share with you. Then Stop being asses about it, and say something usefull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Then Stop being asses about it, and say something usefull. M'man - you will go a long way before you receive advice as sage and profound as what is contained in this thread - and for free I might add! Please show some gratitude to your fellow JN's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Then Stop being asses about it, and say something usefull. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Ya know, I actually believe you. What can I say? It's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Anyways, lets try and help out jetme. So, indepth what exactly is stopping you from asking her out? Seriously. Do you lack confidence? Whats the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 Anyways, lets try and help out jetme. So, indepth what exactly is stopping you from asking her out? Seriously. Do you lack confidence? Whats the deal. The guy thats always around her, ive only seen her once without the guy in the halls, and that was when everyone was in the halls so it was bad timing. You could also add some confidence issues, not major, its just not my biggest strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 The guy thats always around her, ive only seen her once without the guy in the halls, and that was when everyone was in the halls so it was bad timing. You could also add some confidence issues, not major, its just not my biggest strength. Jetme listen to the ladies on this one. What do you have to lose. This is your last year in high school and if she is that important to you then go for it. Ask her out. You never know what she will say til you ask her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 The guy thats always around her, ive only seen her once without the guy in the halls, and that was when everyone was in the halls so it was bad timing. You could also add some confidence issues, not major, its just not my biggest strength. Who cares if anybody else is around? When else or where else could it be done right? Bro, I'll send you my lucky underwear and let you borrow them the day you ask her out. Just gimme your address and I'll send them priority mail. BTW, do you have any Shout stain remover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Who cares if anybody else is around? When else or where else could it be done right? Bro, I'll send you my lucky underwear and let you borrow them the day you ask her out. Just gimme your address and I'll send them priority mail. BTW, do you have any Shout stain remover? Talking to girls makes you crap your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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