Maxman Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 My son signed up for high school football. Started weight lifting this week the day after baseball ended. I went to a parent's meeting tonight, got the schedule etc. Get home and I am pretty psyched, I ask him if he wants to do drills. We are in his bedroom, I am the offensive lineman, he is the defense. I was like Brandon Moore, he just wasn't getting by me. No holding it was clean, Sanchez had all day in the pocket. Then all of a sudden we hear this smash downstairs. My wife is yelling at us to stop. A light bulb fell out of the ceiling fan. We go downstairs to clean it up and he says, Mom it was all Dad's fault. We were talking football and then he decided to go all Stomp the Yard as he was pretending to be an offensive lineman. I think I am giving the Jets a call though. I am replacing Faneca... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 My son signed up for high school football. Started weight lifting this week the day after baseball ended. I went to a parent's meeting tonight, got the schedule etc. Get home and I am pretty psyched, I ask him if he wants to do drills. We are in his bedroom, I am the offensive lineman, he is the defense. I was like Brandon Moore, he just wasn't getting by me. No holding it was clean, Sanchez had all day in the pocket. Then all of a sudden we hear this smash downstairs. My wife is yelling at us to stop. A light bulb fell out of the ceiling fan. We go downstairs to clean it up and he says, Mom it was all Dad's fault. We were talking football and then he decided to go all Stomp the Yard as he was pretending to be an offensive lineman. I think I am giving the Jets a call though. I am replacing Faneca... Good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 My son signed up for high school football. Started weight lifting this week the day after baseball ended. I went to a parent's meeting tonight, got the schedule etc. Get home and I am pretty psyched, I ask him if he wants to do drills. We are in his bedroom, I am the offensive lineman, he is the defense. I was like Brandon Moore, he just wasn't getting by me. No holding it was clean, Sanchez had all day in the pocket. Then all of a sudden we hear this smash downstairs. My wife is yelling at us to stop. A light bulb fell out of the ceiling fan. We go downstairs to clean it up and he says, Mom it was all Dad's fault. We were talking football and then he decided to go all Stomp the Yard as he was pretending to be an offensive lineman. I think I am giving the Jets a call though. I am replacing Faneca... Just stop Max, just stop...you're going way over board with this hyped up buildup of the upcoming season...you're going to wreck the house even before the season starts...your son is right. This is all your fault...go eat a twinkie or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 My son signed up for high school football. Started weight lifting this week the day after baseball ended. I went to a parent's meeting tonight, got the schedule etc. Get home and I am pretty psyched, I ask him if he wants to do drills. We are in his bedroom, I am the offensive lineman, he is the defense. I was like Brandon Moore, he just wasn't getting by me. No holding it was clean, Sanchez had all day in the pocket. Then all of a sudden we hear this smash downstairs. My wife is yelling at us to stop. A light bulb fell out of the ceiling fan. We go downstairs to clean it up and he says, Mom it was all Dad's fault. We were talking football and then he decided to go all Stomp the Yard as he was pretending to be an offensive lineman. I think I am giving the Jets a call though. I am replacing Faneca... That is a great line... Your kid is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 No fat jokes yet? I'm disappointed. Max, you're fat. Next time, you'll be upstairs at one moment and downstairs the next. Lose some weight, fatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 That is a great line... Your kid is funny. Thanks. I thought it was a pretty good line. Especially since we were both getting the look of death at the time. The right one liner can always turn those situations around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 My son signed up for high school football. Started weight lifting this week the day after baseball ended. I went to a parent's meeting tonight, got the schedule etc. Get home and I am pretty psyched, I ask him if he wants to do drills. We are in his bedroom, I am the offensive lineman, he is the defense. I was like Brandon Moore, he just wasn't getting by me. No holding it was clean, Sanchez had all day in the pocket. Then all of a sudden we hear this smash downstairs. My wife is yelling at us to stop. A light bulb fell out of the ceiling fan. We go downstairs to clean it up and he says, Mom it was all Dad's fault. We were talking football and then he decided to go all Stomp the Yard as he was pretending to be an offensive lineman. I think I am giving the Jets a call though. I am replacing Faneca... good luck to him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 LOL, what position does he have in mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 good luck to him... Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 LOL, what position does he have in mind? He says TE and LB. But this is a really small group one school so at least initially he is destined for the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Question is, did you put your old Varsity jersey on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 He says TE and LB. But this is a really small group one school so at least initially he is destined for the line. unless u r a athletic freak in High School, the old adage still applies to get a kid on field the most..In Football, Off Line, in baseball play catcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Question is, did you put your old Varsity jersey on? My high school actually didn't have a football team when I was there. A kid had died a few years before my freshman year and they canceled the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 unless u r a athletic freak in High School, the old adage still applies to get a kid on field the most..In Football, Off Line, in baseball play catcher. Probably still true for OLineman but these days Catchers are often one of the best athletes on the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Probably still true for OLineman but these days Catchers are often one of the best athletes on the team. true, i guess i meant catchers for little league, not HS, where everyone wants to be a pitcher or infielder.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 true, i guess i meant catchers for little league, not HS, where everyone wants to be a pitcher or infielder.. Oh yeah, gotcha. Yes catchers for little league just have to want to catch. If you aren't afraid of the ball, you are good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 My high school actually didn't have a football team when I was there. A kid had died a few years before my freshman year and they canceled the program. What a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 My high school actually didn't have a football team when I was there. A kid had died a few years before my freshman year and they canceled the program. You went to an all girls school? Lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 You went to an all girls school? Lucky. Haha just about. Any school that lets me on the wrestling team can't be very masculine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 My son signed up for high school football. Started weight lifting this week the day after baseball ended. I went to a parent's meeting tonight, got the schedule etc. Get home and I am pretty psyched, I ask him if he wants to do drills. We are in his bedroom, I am the offensive lineman, he is the defense. I was like Brandon Moore, he just wasn't getting by me. No holding it was clean, Sanchez had all day in the pocket. Then all of a sudden we hear this smash downstairs. My wife is yelling at us to stop. A light bulb fell out of the ceiling fan. We go downstairs to clean it up and he says, Mom it was all Dad's fault. We were talking football and then he decided to go all Stomp the Yard as he was pretending to be an offensive lineman. I think I am giving the Jets a call though. I am replacing Faneca... God help us all. AND the Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 He says TE and LB. But this is a really small group one school so at least initially he is destined for the line. Common. baby Crusher's gargantuan self ended up on D line for first three years. Finally got to play linebacker last year. Key is for the kids to have fun and for the dads to try not and hurt themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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