Jetsfan80 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 A friend of mine, who we'll call Brett (since that's his name), is a smartass Steelers fan who has been sending me texts over the last couple days suggesting things that Darrelle Revis is NOT capable of doing. He may still be hurting over the fact that the Steelers coughed up Santonio Holmes for a 5th rounder. Here's a few back-and-forths in the conversation, which I found humorous and perhaps you will too: Brett: Darrelle Revis cannot sell more paper than a machine....or Dwight Schrute. Me: Revis sells lot's of paper, in the form of game tickets. Brett: He also only eats the orange starburst, leaving only the nasty yellow ones. That bastard. Brett: Darrelle Revis can't lead a church. Me: He can lead a receiver. Brett: Revis can't make a lasagna. Me: You don't know that. Brett: I could be a racist and say it's highly unlikely due to his african-americanness. Me: Man, he's from the suburbs, he isn't THAT black. Brett: Well most white folk can't make it....unless they are Italian....and his name isn't Darrelle Revarolli, so... Me: Racist. Brett: Hey, I once dated a black girl, so that should count for something. Any other ideas of things Revis can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Keep himself from smacking Brett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Stop you from making threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 he cant make a rainbow shoot out of the tip of his prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 um, cover a slant route? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 um, cover a slant route? Agree to a contract without holding out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 He can't give me back the 47 seconds I wasted reading and re-reading the original post, hoping it would be funnier the second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 There is nothing Darrelle Revis can't do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 not be a greedy dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 not be a greedy dickhead. Most of that money is going to charity Jbro. Revis is righteous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamont_jordan_rules Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 ... self-fellatio ... l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 ... self-fellatio ... l_j_r He's black, he probably can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 He's black, he probably can. Well walruses can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamont_jordan_rules Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 He's black, he probably can. lol ... self-anal then ... l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Play zone coverage? Cover Ted Ginn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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