Mavrik Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Found this from a buddy of mine and thought I'd post it. Anyone who watched his horrible show or enjoys the "Walker Lever" on Conan will enjoy this: Top Thirty Facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 That's funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadringer Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 i love it... • To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Found this from a buddy of mine and thought I'd post it. Anyone who watched his horrible show or enjoys the "Walker Lever" on Conan will enjoy this: Top Thirty Facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 found some new ones to share: -A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. -The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. -Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. -Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. -Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. -Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds -Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. -When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. -There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bugg Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Thanks. How do you get coffee (from laughter)off the computer screen? Can Chuck Norris be of some help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Thanks. How do you get coffee (from laughter)off the computer screen? Can Chuck Norris be of some help? Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick that coffee right off of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 -Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hawkeye Jet Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php Keep refreshing your browser for new Chuck facts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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