HessStation Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 brett ****ed up. Shoulda kept the deadline. jmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 You guys are hysterical with your internet Bravado and the phrases you coined. I personally was robbed of the greatest Mafia saying of all time. "The Mafia Goodness" It's such an amazing act of interwebz brilliance someone at DM stole it and used it to describe one of their forums. So you guys should just shut up and enjoy my greatness. Thank you. That was me. But at least I quoted it as "Teh Mafia Goodness", and, I'll mail you a turkey sandwhich after Thanksgiving to make up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I'll try to check in, but unless I get real bored or start missing spiderman, don't look for a lot of me until Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 So I have a national meeting that starts Sunday night and ends Wednesday. Probably won't be around this weekend to boot. So good luck fellow town brethren. *salutes...but nobody is even looking. walks away hoping nobody noticed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 The effectiveness of the chants clearly work because I showed everyone how to use them...doesnt change the fact you guys are stealing my material. Its cool. I get it. If any of you were as cool as me, I might steal your material too. The Ape for example as I've pointed out before has 2 million posts and #14 is the only thing thats made its way into mafia meme. All his long winded posts, tiresome posts and thats all he's contributed. Me on the other hand, I turn out gold every game. Just call me Midas. Wait, weren't you the idiot saying Ape was good now? So are you just stupid, or dumb as well? You know - don't answer that. Please lynch this goon. If I cared I'd go back and link to the game from 5 years ago when you said you liked the term ninja and were going to start using it... your memory sucks too. Hammer hadn't been used in a mafia game until I used it as far as I remember. Just accept it and join the Pac12. You haven't been playing mafia for 5 years if you started on JI. Just sayin'. And "hammer" was used before I started playing, which was 2007. You guys are hysterical with your internet Bravado and the phrases you coined. I personally was robbed of the greatest Mafia saying of all time. "The Mafia Goodness" It's such an amazing act of interwebz brilliance someone at DM stole it and used it to describe one of their forums. So you guys should just shut up and enjoy my greatness. Thank you. That was me. But at least I quoted it as "Teh Mafia Goodness", and, I'll mail you a turkey sandwhich after Thanksgiving to make up for it. But we gave him credit - I remember crediting him when you and I made the final decision on some of that stuff. But I'm sure the sammich will be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I said before the game started I'd be insanely inactive. So kindly, get off my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 So kindly, get off my dick. what is...something never uttered in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Truth. You took over the ambassador of mafia from Doggin when you created this separate forum and coined teh mafia godness. The reality is, all of us are trying to be you. You are the greatest interwebz persona ever. Its why I wooed you to be my muffin top. <3 4eva Im the lucky one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 That was me. But at least I quoted it as "Teh Mafia Goodness", and, I'll mail you a turkey sandwhich after Thanksgiving to make up for it. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Wait, weren't you the idiot saying Ape was good now? So are you just stupid, or dumb as well? You know - don't answer that. Please lynch this goon. You haven't been playing mafia for 5 years if you started on JI. Just sayin'. And "hammer" was used before I started playing, which was 2007. But we gave him credit - I remember crediting him when you and I made the final decision on some of that stuff. But I'm sure the sammich will be appreciated. Credit. Shove your credit, I need calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 A little snippet of what's coming for the next book... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Obviously, I didn't tell the joke well if you missed it. You have waaaay more experience playing the gay. Always thought your wording "get behind the Ape" funny, not suspicous. Must be the gay nature of this forum. Anyway, your case against me was weak but not out of the ordinary which is why I focused more on the tag-team behind you. Thought we had a dealine today and with the timing of the Hess/JiF votes just didn't like the bandwagon climibing aboard. Too early to tell if they are working together but I would not be surprised if at least one of them is scum. In all honesty you probably told teh hojoke right, it jsut wasnt' funny. Bunch of wannabe's. Further proof that everyone steals my material. JiF meme rules the interwebz. Sad. The effectiveness of the chants clearly work because I showed everyone how to use them...doesnt change the fact you guys are stealing my material. Its cool. I get it. If any of you were as cool as me, I might steal your material too. The Ape for example as I've pointed out before has 2 million posts and #14 is the only thing thats made its way into mafia meme. All his long winded posts, tiresome posts and thats all he's contributed. Me on the other hand, I turn out gold every game. Just call me Midas. You ignorant, small dicked piece of feces... my very moniker "the Ape" is a derivation of the Integrity28 "meme" if you will. Rule 14 is my most universally accepted bit, across multipel sites mind you, but there's much more... like scum MVP for instance, you don't actually think you get to claim taht do you? I put the work in, more thant one person laid the accusation... your just the ******* dumb toolbag who is no better at being wrong than I am that for some reason (hmmm) pushed over-selling Ape as MVP. n Ape has been the source of more repeat content than anyt other 3 mafia combined players ever... meme my a$$ you faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 wtf are you talking about you disgusting animal This. its pathetmic. ******* jif, i'd love the smash his face in withthe my palm of my hand remo williams styel. ******* dickstore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 jiFag and pacMule are wannabe apes ah ahahaha so are you... and its glorious! you all hate me and want to be me... so conflicted... like pre-teen girls geetting thei first period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 jif thinks he invented tl;dr... too long; didnt' rap lips around it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ok so apparently I have to take the wheel earlier than I'd like... 1. Jif 2. Ape 3. 80 4. Crusher 5. SMC 6. Verbal 7. CTM 8. Wombat 9. AVM 10. JC 11. BG 12. Hess 13. Pac 14. Sharrow 15. Vic 16. DPR First off I don't think I've ever seen a list filled with more schmucks in my life... Secondly I'm surprised about the lack of game related content from a few of these names. Even when they're not familiar with the source material people like CTMutt, sh*tshow, and El SMC do a little leg work by reading a wiki to share with the crowd. In this game they have done less than nothing. Now it's certainly not iron clad but my early guess is one of them being dirty whether it be scum or a sk. I'll unvote vote SMC and see what I can see.. so by taking the wheel you mean following ape and a bunch of other dudes on an already established lynch... you ******* slack job pig ****... like i said earler town couldn't have gotten a worse confirmed mouth a$$hole... and furthermore... you are an a$$hole... and I am the greaetest ape ever... and you are a bandwagoning ficker and my fist would be the perfect size of fist to plow into you r dumbe face repatedly... prepare yourseel f. doosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 You guys are hysterical with your internet Bravado and the phrases you coined. I personally was robbed of the greatest Mafia saying of all time. "The Mafia Goodness" It's such an amazing act of interwebz brilliance someone at DM stole it and used it to describe one of their forums. So you guys should just shut up and enjoy my greatness. Thank you. I appreciate it... but the reality is, Ape has created a completely unique style of play that can only be described as Ape... jif thinks he's a pioneer but what he does't seem to get is that stupid, gay and mouthy like a **** bitch has been around for a long, long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 A little snippet of what's coming for the next book... if that is an ape, i'm going to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Share Posted November 12, 2011 Ape gets all rep for this drunk rant. Best in awhile. I also have my new signature now. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 mother **** all of you doosh es. i just read all that crap, and noneo f it was game related. It was all a bunch of under-accomplished worker-bee's fighting for "credit" on a website for stoinring words toghjeter that really come as no surprise and have been used before... like too long; didn't read... really you ******* dick slaps arte trying to claim that as your own??? really??? ******* sh*t... I take craps taht contribute more to the english language than you do... holy ******* sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted November 12, 2011 Author Share Posted November 12, 2011 Keep going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ******* mafia... i need ti go home and have sex nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Keep going. thats it bro, i'm done... been leading chicks on all week, making it seem like im available and then shooting them down... cause i'm a doosh and uber loyal to my girl... now i need to get mine though. and tell ing yo fags is not my idea of solving the problem.. so **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I appreciate it... but the reality is, Ape has created a completely unique style of play that can only be described as Ape... jif thinks he's a pioneer but what he does't seem to get is that stupid, gay and mouthy like a **** bitch has been around for a long, long time... Can;t argue that. I hate the mafia goodness without the ape. jiF actually is credited for the "Im Batman" thing that was very funny. Also his greatest scumhunter ever schtick is also integral to mafia. We all have out little things that make us unique and add to the goodness that is mafia. Vic's spiderman pics are also legendary and spread to the rest of the boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ******* mafia... i need ti go home and have sex nuff said. Gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ******* mafia... i need ti go home and have sex nuff said. thats it bro, i'm done... been leading chicks on all week, making it seem like im available and then shooting them down... cause i'm a doosh and uber loyal to my girl... now i need to get mine though. and tell ing yo fags is not my idea of solving the problem.. so **** off. Two minutes? Ha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 A little snippet of what's coming for the next book... What is, Crusher's great grandfathers skull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 thats it bro, i'm done... been leading chicks on all week, making it seem like im available and then shooting them down... cause i'm a doosh and uber loyal to my girl... now i need to get mine though. and tell ing yo fags is not my idea of solving the problem.. so **** off. ahahahahahahhahahahahaha deep breath ahahahahahahahahahhahaha omg, i can just imagine the ape pick up lines... So, //licks eyebrows// have you ever heard of... Mafia... I'm , uh, kind of a legend //grabs crotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 What is, Crusher's great grandfathers skull? I wish I had some sweet canines like that. Damn!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 mother **** all of you doosh es. i just read all that crap, and noneo f it was game related. It was all a bunch of under-accomplished worker-bee's fighting for "credit" on a website for stoinring words toghjeter that really come as no surprise and have been used before... like too long; didn't read... really you ******* dick slaps arte trying to claim that as your own??? really??? ******* sh*t... I take craps taht contribute more to the english language than you do... holy ******* sh*t. Spidey pics > Tebow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Keep going. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Wait, weren't you the idiot saying Ape was good now? So are you just stupid, or dumb as well? You know - don't answer that. Please lynch this goon. I love when stupid people call people stupid. I'm following the Ape because he's insanely good at this game. He's been on fire lately. Best instincts I've ever seen. Meme and game play are 2 different things. His meme contributions only consists of #14. While mine is legendary. Between you and SatanFan80, I dont know who wants me more. I'll let you two fight it out. Winner gets me for one night of bliss. K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ...best drunk rant since Crusher. Well done Ape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ...best drunk rant since Crusher. Well done Ape. -1 Ape's little rant doesn't belong in the same sentance as crushers drunken wookie rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 -1 Ape's little rant doesn't belong in the same sentance as crushers drunken wookie rant + 1 Complete and utter insult to Crusher's brilliance. This rant was premeditated. He talked about getting drunk and coming back here and doing a drunk rant. And it really didnt live up to the hype. Pretty lack luster to be honest. When Bretfag is the only person repping you, you know you're not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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