StraightCash Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 If muffin top is leaving, I'm leaving. If Jif is leaving, I'm leaving. ... ... ... lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You ever have sex without gravy and pork chops? No but I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 No but I will. Ive thought about it, but just seems wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 If Jif is leaving, I'm leaving. ... ... ... lol. Please dont leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Crusher. If you leave, fine, whatever, can't stop you. But when Teh Falcon gets picked in the 1st round 3 years from now, and comes back to give money to all those that supported him, and you aren't here, I am taking your cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 If day starts before my movie is over... I want to rip JIF's spaghetti arms off and bash Lily's skull with them... after she cooks me a diet banana cream pie with 6.5% beer reduction drizzle on it... oh yeah. I will share my Lily pie with Crusher. We will dip our balls in it while naked ladies tickle us with their boobie tassles... and we laugh hearty laughs like Greek Gods... *CTM wishes he was a diet banana cream pie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Dude your girl put out because you had burger breathe. You cant teach that sh*t, their either born with it or their not. She is a keeper!!!! Don't I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Yup. Fat free bananas and low carb 6.5% beers... hahaha.. Sounds like lots of constipation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Crusher. If you leave, fine, whatever, can't stop you. But when Teh Falcon gets picked in the 1st round 3 years from now, and comes back to give money to all those that supported him, and you aren't here, I am taking your cut. Only reason you want me to leave is because I have to turn my back on you to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Okay, I'm going to go watch a movie... nothing on Netflix has boobs in it. Sucks. ur doing it wrong... NF actually has porn on it if you are know where to look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 If day starts before my movie is over... I want to rip JIF's spaghetti arms off and bash Lily's skull with them... after she cooks me a diet banana cream pie with 6.5% beer reduction drizzle on it... oh yeah. I will share my Lily pie with Crusher. We will dip our balls in it while naked ladies tickle us with their boobie tassles... and we laugh hearty laughs like Greek Gods... *CTM wishes he was a diet banana cream pie* This might be the single most disturbing thing I have ever read on this board. What makes it worse is....................... suddenly I have the strangest boner1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 ur doing it wrong... NF actually has porn on it if you are nowhere to look instrukshuns plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Muffin top >>>>>>> Mafia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Crusher. If you leave, fine, whatever, can't stop you. But when Teh Falcon gets picked in the 1st round 3 years from now, and comes back to give money to all those that supported him, and you aren't here, I am taking your cut. If I could rep a post twice, this would be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Only reason you want me to leave is because I have to turn my back on you to do it. i don't know that brett could ninja rape you if he wanted... his little peen might not even reach the butthole with that mariana trench like fatt a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 If you only knew how closely that mimics my marriage you would be writing romance novels instead of scary stuff. In the end, it all just winds up mimicking itself anyway. We don't eat what we want, but we're happier because the person who doesn't even like what gives us pleasure controls how much pleasure we have, and then they don't give us trouble. And that would be alarming until we realize that we do the same thing to them, and to each other, and it all just feeds on itself, because in the end, that's what we really want. That's why I write about the scary stuff. Romance only takes a couple of minutes. Horror lasts forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Crusher. If you leave, fine, whatever, can't stop you. But when Teh Falcon gets picked in the 1st round 3 years from now, and comes back to give money to all those that supported him, and you aren't here, I am taking your cut. If day starts before my movie is over... I want to rip JIF's spaghetti arms off and bash Lily's skull with them... after she cooks me a diet banana cream pie with 6.5% beer reduction drizzle on it... oh yeah. I will share my Lily pie with Crusher. We will dip our balls in it while naked ladies tickle us with their boobie tassles... and we laugh hearty laughs like Greek Gods... *CTM wishes he was a diet banana cream pie* I h8 both of you with all my heart, but...but...wow. Awesome. Just awesome. lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Muffin top >>>>>>> Mafia The predictability of your posts has reached an all time high. You say the same sh*t so much, it has lost all meaning... you are as sentimental and deep as a Kardashian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 This might be the single most disturbing thing I have ever read on this board. What makes it worse is....................... suddenly I have the strangest boner1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 The predictability of your posts has reached an all time high. You say the same sh*t so much, it has lost all meaning... you are as sentimental and deep as a Kardashian. Mafia >>>>>> Optimus Primate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 instrukshuns plz brown bunny has that chick chloe sevigny (sp?) from that hbo show about polygamy blowing some dude 9 songs has a bunch of real pron intimacy has a BJ and some other stuff room in rome isn't porn, but great long lesbian scenes there's more, i can't remember exactly now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Mafia >>>>>> Optimus Primate It must be cold and lonely in my shadow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 brown bunny has that chick chloe sevigny (sp?) from that hbo show about polygamy blowing some dude 9 songs has a bunch of real pron intimacy has a BJ and some other stuff room in rome isn't porn, but great long lesbian scenes there's more, i can't remember exactly now This post is the first post I have EVER copied from a mafia game into a Word document. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Mafia >>>>>> Optimus Primate I AM MAFIA /ape'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 brown bunny has that chick chloe sevigny (sp?) from that hbo show about polygamy blowing some dude 9 songs has a bunch of real pron intimacy has a BJ and some other stuff room in rome isn't porn, but great long lesbian scenes there's more, i can't remember exactly now You need to get out more bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 ur doing it wrong... NF actually has porn on it if you are know where to look No surprise here instrukshuns plz Your gonna run outta burgers i don't know that brett could ninja rape you if he wanted... his little peen might not even reach the butthole with that mariana trench like fatt a$$ A running start and a couple gallons of lube could fix this. Might wanna throw in a spillunker helmet and a rope too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 It must be cold and lonely in my shadow... Nope. Its actually warm and smells like sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 This post is the first post I have EVER copied from a mafia game into a Word document. brown bunny scene is towards the end and is mostly not a sex movie... the other 3 have quite a few scenes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Why is Nolder at the children's birthday party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You need to get out more bud. I'm married with children.. where am i going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You need to get out more bud. Haha... that's like saying the Pope needs to spend more time at the Jersey Shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 brown bunny has that chick chloe sevigny (sp?) from that hbo show about polygamy blowing some dude 9 songs has a bunch of real pron intimacy has a BJ and some other stuff room in rome isn't porn, but great long lesbian scenes there's more, i can't remember exactly now The fact you don;t have the actually time segments in this post brings me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You need to get out more bud. If it's ok with you I think he should stay right where he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 brown bunny scene is towards the end and is mostly not a sex movie... the other 3 have quite a few scenes.. While I appreciate the advice... I somehow can't bring myself to watch the same non-porn porn that I now know you watch... creeps me out and sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Nope. Its actually warm and smells like sh*t. Do I have to answer in the form of a question, like on Jeopardy? "What is JIF's breath?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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