The Crusher Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Bup-z and Muffin Top are in love. All they want is to enjoy their life together forever and make it official with a piece of paper. A contract if you will. The fact you can technically break this contract at any time, does not matter. They're a proud couple and they want everyone to know it. They desperately want to share this with their friends through a beautiful wedding. But their indecisive behavior is prolonging this dream and Crusher is getting restless. And just like everything else in this world, that makes him hungry. Finally, the wedding guests have decided who to sacrifice in search of the wedding guests looking to stop this beautiful celebration. DPR (as himself), a wedding guest (vanilla town) has been eaten by Crusher. Taste like Makers Mark mixed with evil. Not bad. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Well that's what I get for having a few fires to put out this afternoon - I logged on for all of 3 seconds before the phone rang again, come back and I'm lynched. Why did you boneheads even vote for me? Who's going to post funny pictures and make inappropriate comments? DID YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT?!!! If it's any consolation, I tried saving you but all of your weird mafia friends have brains putrefied by reading too much pornographic Twilight fan fiction. Dolts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad I missed this disaster of a game. I was in FL but didn't go within 150 miles of that cesspool, Jokesonville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad I missed this disaster of a game. I was in FL but didn't go within 150 miles of that cesspool, Jokesonville. Where did you buy your crack then? Your illegal semi-automatic weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Where did you buy your crack then? Your illegal semi-automatic weapons? I think they've moved onto Meth. At least that's how JiF pays for his craigslist encounters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 If it's any consolation, I tried saving you but all of your weird mafia friends have brains putrefied by reading too much pornographic Twilight fan fiction. Dolts. Yeah your idea was much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Yeah your idea was much better. I CAN SMELL THE SCUM ON YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I think they've moved onto Meth. At least that's how JiF pays for his craigslist encounters. JiF is disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Did anyone watch the link? That's the best commercial ever made. 40 ft. great White - c'mon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Hey gang, I'm considering putting together a little group trip down to the sluice pit known as Jacksonville to beat the **** out of JiF. If anyone wants in, get at me. Probably leave Friday night, return Sunday morning. Bwahahahahaha Typically, my response would be something like: "Bring it on! Single file line and I'll start knocking you pussies out one by one." But with this group, I'd could take all you homo's on at the same time while my Muffin Top eats chicken wings, tacos and meatloaf. Holy crap. I read Tom's post and I suddenly got the urge to eat chicken wings, meatloaf and tacos. I can only hope everyone can find a love like this one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad I missed this disaster of a game. I was in FL but didn't go within 150 miles of that cesspool, Jokesonville. GFY. You will probably be replacing someone within a day or two. So STFU, pour yourself a White Russian and prepare your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I CAN SMELL THE SCUM ON YOU That's bc you're retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 One more time, because it's JN and y'all are slow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHjAi48Fq8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Ishy and Hallia votes were scummy Tomshane will just protect everyone every night if he's not a liar I'm out for the night, lates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Honestly, I'm cool with that if you want to go there. I know Smash likes to ramp up in games just like I do, but he's been noticeably quiet thus far. I'd like to hear more from him. Hell, none of us have really been "saying" anything, so maybe I'm being hypocritical. Let's get this party started. Here, I'll start: both Hess and Leelou seem to be cool with any possible lynch, which makes me think they are keen to see night come. Both scum? Eh, probably not. Catching up ... that's what has stood out to me so far too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Three of the following are true. One is false. For sport. 1. I am town. 2. My PR gives me the ability to save one of you every night. 3. If you wish to remain in good stead with me, and you wish to stay eligible for saving, then you will Vote Hess to be lynched D1. 4. If you do not vote for Hess, you go on another list. That list is of the people that have wronged me, and whom I will use my PR to similarly rout you if I determine that you are, in fact, scum. Have a nice day. RFG. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 That's bc you're retarded. Yeah, but I'm retarded LIKE A FOX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Hallia, Hess, Leelou seem pretty scummy to me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Hallia, Hess, Leelou seem pretty scummy to me right now. Very much so. Verbal, too. Lurking like a creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Now I'm not feeding off you, I will rearrange your scalesIf I can, and I canMarch into the ocean, march into the seaI had a hat I put it down and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my headAll the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, whereverI wish to meet each one of youAnd you, me, you, if I can and I canWe have many things in common, name threeI had a hat and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my headAll the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the times[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/these-days-lyrics-rem.html ]All of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you goNow I'm not feeding off you, I will rearrange your scalesIf I can and I canI wish to eat each one of you and you, me, youI had a hat and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my headAll the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever youYou carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Why did Tom claim and why is he trying to draw attention like a lodestone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Now I'm not feeding off you, I will rearrange your scalesIf I can, and I canMarch into the ocean, march into the seaI had a hat I put it down and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my head All the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever I wish to meet each one of youAnd you, me, you, if I can and I canWe have many things in common, name threeI had a hat and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my head All the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the times[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/these-days-lyrics-rem.html ]All of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you go Now I'm not feeding off you, I will rearrange your scalesIf I can and I canI wish to eat each one of you and you, me, youI had a hat and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my head All the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you You carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you g Aren't you dead? Also, REM. Good choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Aren't you dead? Also, REM. Good choice. I do what the fvck I want , when the fvck I want. And...oh...thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Why did Tom claim and why is he trying to draw attention like a lodestone? Slow news day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I loved REM in high school. Then after 1990 they started sucking the root. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I like Orange Crush, Superman, What's the Frequency and Daysleeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I like bacon. Lots of bacon. BPV please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 The spurs ******* suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 The spurs ******* suck QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csarmi Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I like Drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I do what the fvck I want , when the fvck I want. And...oh...thanks.Can never have enough Pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Good morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csarmi Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Morning. So anyone has an idea on what to do with that pill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 LOL I just found out Kanye West is naming his new baby North North West That made my morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Very much so. Verbal, too. Lurking like a creep. Hmph. Lurking usually denotes being around but not posting much. I'd make the case that I'm posting a decent amount. The spurs ******* suck Loved that Duncan miss from about 3 feet out. Dope. Would have tied the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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