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Bup-z and Muffin Top are in love.  All they want is to enjoy their life together forever and make it official with a piece of paper.  A contract if you will.  The fact you can technically break this contract at any time, does not matter.  They're a proud couple and they want everyone to know it.  They desperately want to share this with their friends through a beautiful wedding.  But their indecisive behavior is prolonging this dream and Crusher is getting restless.  And just like everything else in this world, that makes him hungry.  Finally, the wedding guests have decided who to sacrifice in search of the wedding guests looking to stop this beautiful celebration.

 

DPR (as himself), a wedding guest (vanilla town) has been eaten by Crusher.

 

 

Taste like Makers Mark mixed with evil. Not bad. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Well that's what I get for having a few fires to put out this afternoon - I logged on for all of 3 seconds before the phone rang again, come back and I'm lynched. Why did you boneheads even vote for me? Who's going to post funny pictures and make inappropriate comments? DID YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT?!!!

If it's any consolation, I tried saving you but all of your weird mafia friends have brains putrefied by reading too much pornographic Twilight fan fiction. Dolts.

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Hey gang,

I'm considering putting together a little group trip down to the sluice pit known as Jacksonville to beat the **** out of JiF. If anyone wants in, get at me. Probably leave Friday night, return Sunday morning.

 

 

Bwahahahahaha

 

Typically, my response would be something like:  "Bring it on!  Single file line and I'll start knocking you pussies out one by one."

 

But with this group, I'd could take all you homo's on at the same time while my Muffin Top eats chicken wings, tacos and meatloaf. 

 

 

Holy crap. I read Tom's post and I suddenly got the urge to eat chicken wings, meatloaf and tacos.  I can only hope everyone can find a love like this one day.

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I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad I missed this disaster of a game.  I was in FL but didn't go within 150 miles of that cesspool, Jokesonville.

 

 

GFY.  You will probably be replacing someone within a day or two.  So STFU, pour yourself a White Russian and prepare your body.

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Honestly, I'm cool with that if you want to go there.  I know Smash likes to ramp up in games just like I do, but he's been noticeably quiet thus far.  I'd like to hear more from him.

 

Hell, none of us have really been "saying" anything, so maybe I'm being hypocritical.  Let's get this party started.

 

 

Here, I'll start:  both Hess and Leelou seem to be cool with any possible lynch, which makes me think they are keen to see night come.  Both scum?  Eh, probably not.

 

Catching up ... that's what has stood out to me so far too.

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Three of the following are true. One is false. For sport.

1. I am town.

2. My PR gives me the ability to save one of you every night.

3. If you wish to remain in good stead with me, and you wish to stay eligible for saving, then you will Vote Hess to be lynched D1.

4. If you do not vote for Hess, you go on another list. That list is of the people that have wronged me, and whom I will use my PR to similarly rout you if I determine that you are, in fact, scum.

Have a nice day.

RFG.

 

Lol!

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Now I'm not feeding off you, I will rearrange your scalesIf I can, and I canMarch into the ocean, march into the seaI had a hat I put it down and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my head

All the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever

I wish to meet each one of youAnd you, me, you, if I can and I canWe have many things in common, name threeI had a hat and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my head

All the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the times[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/these-days-lyrics-rem.html ]All of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you go

Now I'm not feeding off you, I will rearrange your scalesIf I can and I canI wish to eat each one of you and you, me, youI had a hat and it sunk, reached downYanked it up, slapped it on my head

All the people gather, fly to carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you

You carry each his burdenWe are young despite the years we are concernWe are hope despite the timesAll of the sudden, these daysHappy throngs, take this joy wherever, wherever you g

 

Aren't you dead?  Also, REM.  Good choice.

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Very much so. Verbal, too. Lurking like a creep.

 

Hmph.  Lurking usually denotes being around but not posting much.  I'd make the case that I'm posting a decent amount.

 

 

 

The spurs ******* suck

 

Loved that Duncan miss from about 3 feet out.  Dope.  Would have tied the game.

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