BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Teh Falcon lives. My mind is blown. This thread finally makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Teh Falcon lives. My mind is blown. This thread finally makes sense now. I remember how he used to brag about being the first one in his neighborhood to be into Eminem at the ripe age of 10. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Yeah, some kids are genetically gifted. That doesn't mean people with bad genetics can't BECOME athletic. Otherwise, training would be pointless. Sweet jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. What the f&ck is it with "genetics"? Are you part of the Josef Mengele clan? We are talking "athleticism" -- look it up if you are an ESL student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Sweet jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. What the f&ck is it with "genetics"? Are you part of the Josef Mengele clan? We are talking "athleticism" -- look it up if you are an ESL student. What do you mean? Some people are genetically gifted and are natural athletes. I can show you thousands of very fast people that have never stepped foot in a weight room. I can also show you people that have bad genetics for explosive power that trained their way to being fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 23, 2014 Author Share Posted February 23, 2014 What do you mean? Some people are genetically gifted and are natural athletes. I can show you thousands of very fast people that have never stepped foot in a weight room. I can also show you people that have bad genetics for explosive power that trained their way to being fast. dropping knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 bump POTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 POTW Where does eating vitamins and saying your prayers fit into athleticism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 prayers LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I have to say and it's not just because of the combine, but this has been the best 24 hours that JN has seen since you went full on meltdown after realizing T0mshane wasn't really on the Indianapolis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Yoga has improved my surfing...does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Yoga has improved my surfing...does that count? Yoga is for unlifting feminine men, a.k.a. betas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Yoga is for unlifting feminine men, a.k.a. betas. I bet you I could beat you in every single combine event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I bet you I could beat you in every single combine event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Damn straight. Recognize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Yoga is for unlifting feminine men, a.k.a. betas. Oh really? Shaq, Lebron, Ray Lewis, KG, Evan Longoria and Vernon Davis for starters. But no, you're right. You and your protein shakes, METRX bars and pseudo-knowledge about human bio-mechanics and physiology can go teach them a thing or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Oh really? Shaq, Lebron, Ray Lewis, KG, Evan Longoria and Vernon Davis for starters. But no, you're right. You and your protein shakes, METRX bars and pseudo-knowledge about human bio-mechanics and physiology can go teach them a thing or two. Yup, I am right. Just a bunch of pseudo-intellectuals that think they're "enlightened" because they do yoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 George Saint Pierre didn't like to lift weights, so much waisted potential. I wish Falcon could have had 2 min alone with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 George Saint Pierre didn't like to lift weights, so much waisted potential. I wish Falcon could have had 2 min alone with him You're joking, right? He does gymnastics. That's strength training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Yup, I am right. Just a bunch of pseudo-intellectuals that think they're "enlightened" because they do yoga. Firstly, I really wish you'd go wikipedia strawman and spend a few minutes letting that really soak in. Secondly, Lebron, Shaq, Vernon Davis, Evan Longoria and RAY LEWIS are all Beta? Gotcha Lastly, go look at all professional power-lifters and body-builders and see how much they stretch. Spoiler Alert: It's a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Firstly, I really wish you'd go wikipedia strawman and spend a few minutes letting that really soak in. Secondly, Lebron, Shaq, Vernon Davis, Evan Longoria and RAY LEWIS are all Beta? Gotcha Lastly, go look at all professional power-lifters and body-builders and see how much they stretch. Spoiler Alert: It's a lot. Yeah, but its dynamic stretching. #FALCONED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Whoever bans Falcon is getting a powershot from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Firstly, I really wish you'd go wikipedia strawman and spend a few minutes letting that really soak in. Secondly, Lebron, Shaq, Vernon Davis, Evan Longoria and RAY LEWIS are all Beta? Gotcha Lastly, go look at all professional power-lifters and body-builders and see how much they stretch. Spoiler Alert: It's a lot. There's a difference between stretching and taking three hours to do some dumb poses that an unlifting instructor is telling you to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Whoever bans Falcon is getting a powershot from me. No one can handle Thor's powershot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Whoever bans Falcon is getting a powershot from me. Oh, look, you're all butthurt now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Oh, look, you're all butthurt now. I'm so stretched out, I can't be butthurt anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I'm so stretched out, I can't be butthurt anymore. - Said no girl ever that was with Teh Falcon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 There's a difference between stretching and taking three hours to do some dumb poses that an unlifting instructor is telling you to do. NEVER LEAVE AGAIN. EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 NEVER LEAVE AGAIN. EVER. Ghandi did many great things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I'm so stretched out, I can't be butthurt anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Hitler did many great things. Did you know that your Fuhrer was a vegetarian? Surely that's a slap in the face towards everything that METRX and bodybuilderbrosandbuttsecks.com tells you to think, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 You 36 in a karate class? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Did you know that your Fuhrer was a vegetarian? Surely that's a slap in the face towards everything that METRX and bodybuilderbrosandbuttsecks.com tells you to think, no? Mein Fuhrer also went from being a lowly derelict to a god-tier alpha male dictator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Mein Fuhrer also went from being a lowly derelict to a god-tier alpha male dictator. Mad Max 4- thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehFalcon63 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Mad Max 4- thoughts? Not enough Chloe Moretz in that film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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