Bob Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 The guy is the same age I am, and he's engaged to a gorgeous 26-year-old woman. I know Cruise is a special case, but I'm still scoring this one as a win for the old farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 The guy is the same age I am, and he's engaged to a gorgeous 26-year-old woman. I know Cruise is a special case, but I'm still scoring this one as a win for the old farts. He's a special case alright, he's a bona fide nut case. I'd bang the hell out of Katie Holmes too, no questions asked, but Cruise has lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Ok I just saw this picture. Dis Cruise give her Herpes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 http://www.freekatie.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Looking at Katie Holmes as above and in "Batman Begins" I'm kinda missing what this HOMO sapien sees, othwer than a hairy covering (BEARD!) in exchange for some exposure. Anyone who would dump Nicole Kidman is not mentally well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bman Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 her poor parents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Why do I get the feeling that Katies ass hurts from Cruise's constant anal demands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Anybody for an over/under on how long the marriage lasts ? 16 months ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Cruise is awesome. Gay or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i met tom last nite on the boardwalk TOP GUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 howard has been ripping cruise a lot lately. did you guys know he is a all out nutty scientologist? he insisted on a scientology tent for the entire shoot. he makes interviewers spend 6 hrs in the chapel before interviews. he is a retard, a phoney ass like penn and depp. i heard some joke show interviewed him on the street with a mic that squirts water and he went ballistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 It was rather lame. He just kept calling the guy a jerk, and asking him why he did it. Russell Crowe would have been a better victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i heard some joke show interviewed him on the street with a mic that squirts water and he went ballistic He was pissed that it was water and not jizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 It was rather lame. He just kept calling the guy a jerk, and asking him why he did it. Russell Crowe would have been a better victim. he mouth it wasnt that lame...TC was saying stuff like "why did you do that? does that make you feel good? hey wait tell me why you did that blah blah blah i would have said nothing and slapped the reporter across t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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