The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why?......... Why not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joewilly Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 french & british generals were discussing war strategy & french asked brit why they wore the redcoats. cause when we get shot the enemy can't see we're bleeding. since that day the french army always wore brown pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 sorry, raoul...you know we love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 9aghWnnThZQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Phuck the French!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mavrik Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 2:30 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever. France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Among the ships and planes you could be sending are many that are being used to fight the war on terror overseas. As President, you must decide: Do you: - A) Stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live? or do you: - Tape it and watch it in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The only war the French won was the French Revolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I like the French. They hate the English. The English suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The only war the French won was the French Revolution. they are still checking the Chad's for that one;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The only war they won was the French Revolution. And the American Revolution And prior to Napoleon's invasion of Russia, France was arguably the strongest military power in Europe. It was only British sea power that stopped Napoleon from taking Britain -- if Napoleon could've gotten boots on the ground in England, we'd be living in a very different world right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The English suck. I agree with that sentiment. Except for some of the musicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Found this on google - but I swear to Gawd I saw this very same duo as a window display in some Ginzo specialty/touristy shop in Boston's North End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Found this on google - but I swear to Gawd I saw this very same duo as a window display in some Ginzo specialty/touristy shop in Boston's North End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 And the American Revolution And prior to Napoleon's invasion of Russia, France was arguably the strongest military power in Europe. It was only British sea power that stopped Napoleon from taking Britain -- if Napoleon could've gotten boots on the ground in England, we'd be living in a very different world right now. Too bad he didn't get himself a Grande Navy to compliment that Army of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I like the French. They hate the English. The English suck. I hate both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 And the American Revolution And prior to Napoleon's invasion of Russia, France was arguably the strongest military power in Europe. It was only British sea power that stopped Napoleon from taking Britain -- if Napoleon could've gotten boots on the ground in England, we'd be living in a very different world right now. Their main aspiration in the revolution was to take control of British possessions in the West Indies. Their control over those territories they captured was short-lived, so it didn't benefit them all that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Only 2 things i want before France is obliterated Recipes for Napaleon pastries and Croissants Phuck the french.. vas faire foutre a la vache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I actually like lots of French stuff, like French maids: And this fizzy drink they have over there, especially the stuff made by some guy named Henri Billiot: And, for some reason, I like their TV reporters so much better than ours: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Only 2 things i want before France is obliterated Recipes for Napaleon pastries and Croissants Phuck the french.. vas faire foutre a la vache I'd be perfectly fine living with Costco's croissants, those things are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I actually like lots of French stuff, like French maids: And this fizzy drink they have over there, especially the stuff made by some guy named Henri Billiot: And, for some reason, I like their TV reporters so much better than ours: you have a point there...4 pts:D everyone else..Va t'empaler encule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'd be perfectly fine living with Costco's croissants, those things are awesome. Tu es betes comme tes pieds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I like the French. They hate the English. The English suck. It's amazing how an incident or someone saying something to you can have a lasting impression. My dad couldn't stand the British...all because of some young kid during WWII. The story goes like this...my dad and a few of his buddies were on leave from the front lines and they were walking along some street in London. Some teenage kid yells from across the street..."Hey Yanks, the stars and stripes may fly high, but always under the union jack". I use to tease my dad about that, but he always said they wanted to rip that kids head off and he just had this distain for the English because of that. It was great telling him I was marring a girl who's background was English...he learned to get over it...LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Bonjour madame...Tu as d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 you have a point there...4 pts:D everyone else..Va t'empaler encule Merci. Vous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Their main aspiration in the revolution was to take control of British possessions in the West Indies. Their control over those territories they captured was short-lived, so it didn't benefit them all that much. Without the French navy's support, the American rebels would've been cut down in short order by the British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Without the French navy's support, the American rebels would've been cut down in short order by the British. Vous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Out of respect to our resident Frenchmen here, I've modified the title of this thread in honor of the hottest news woman, EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Borgoguy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Bonjour madame...Tu as d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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