Bruce Banner Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=195855&catid=28 A dead tree is creating quite a stir in one neighborhood in Tempe these days. Neighbors say the carved woodwork went up in the backyard of a home in the 2000 block of E. Dunbar a few weeks ago. "They carved it, all by themselves it looks like," said Susan Wood, who lives nearby. "I'm a little bit speechless," said Wood. "A little bit funny but probably something that needs to be taken down." "I'm thinking it looks a little phallic," said Tim Sunday who was driving by. "It's 8 feet tall," said Aaron Freidman who walks his dog by the carved object daily, " It's a big tree that was carved into a male phallus." The City of Tempe received at least one anonymous complaint about the carved tree last week. The owner was issued a violation notice for having a dead tree, said Jeff Tamulevich, code compliance administrator for the City of Tempe. "The violation was served," said Tamulevich. Neighbors say the tree was dead and unattractive, before it was carved up. The wood now peaks over the side of a cement wall in the owner's backyard where it is visible to people walking by. The homeowner was not available for comment right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 BS on the guy with the dog saying its a "phallus". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Which would you rather look at a dead tree or a dick? Watch what you wish for I guess, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 The owner was later quoted as saying "If Susan Wood doesn't like it, she can just suck my tree." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 That trees got genital warts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 HA HA Woods complaining of wood.(pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 HA HA Woods complaining of wood.(pun intended) I wood laugh but it's too easy. Woodn't want to live in that neighborhood though. Wood love to know how long it took them to carve that sucker out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 They should paint it blue and write Viagra on it and call it a bill-oner. Get paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspegs Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 That's a huge peen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 That's a huge peen! yeah, almost as big as greg oden's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 yeah, almost as big as greg oden's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 That article sounds like it's straight out of 'The World Weekly News'. Now that's what I call a paper! Well, I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I bet the guy who lives there is a real dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Is THAT how to "piss off" a neighbor?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 If they could get some sap to shoot out of the top then I would be impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 This thread is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 If they could get some sap to shoot out of the top then I would be impressed. That would really be offensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Raking that lawn would be dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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