if you paid 5 figures to hang out with Rob Gronkowski what would you do?

[Blackout]

http://www.businessinsider.com/gronkowski-paid-birthday-party-2012-9

1-no homo stuff

and

2-no homo stuff (really, i know how this place thinks)

i'd probably force him to watch the Jets playoff win in 2010/2011 over the Patriots and then break his ankle after

[Larz]

get the porn star digits off his phone

[Lil Bit Special]

Dance. Cause Gronk like to dance

[artemusclyde]

http://www.businessi...ay-party-2012-9

1-no homo stuff

and

2-no homo stuff (really, i know how this place thinks)

i'd probably force him to watch the Jets playoff win in 2010/2011 over the Patriots and then break his ankle after

Make him run shirtless with Tebow in the rain...

[SenorGato]

get the porn star digits off his phone

This.

[JetsFanInDenver]

But based on recent feedback you can get a p0rn star herself for 5 digits. Why do you need Groink!

[kay_gee]

I'd make him carry me around on his shoulders all day.

[Irish Jet]

Hit him over the face with a shovel. Seriously. I would do that.

[Lil Bit Special]

[Il Mostro]

The paucity of responses to the question demonstrates how hard it is to engage in any conversation involving Gronk without being a homo.

[Damaged89]

poison him.

[JOJOTOWNSELL]

What they did to John Mclain in the beginning of Die Hard 3!