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why not, its whats INSIDE that counts. i'm sure he has a great personality

 

 

He did, in fact, save a 4 year old kid from drowning once. There's a lot to be said for that. 

 

That said, he married a total party girl. What did he expect? 

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This is where I always scratch my head. WHy do smart guys make such a massive mistake in marrying such skanks.

 

Now his wife is hot no doubt about that. But she still looks like she is in the 'I wanna party like i am 19' stage of her life. If the sum total of your ambition is to be spring gal at  a Hollywood wannabe playboy's party not sure why guys who have  smarts fall for such 'not at all wife material' chicks.

 

Dating for 6 months. No problem. Marry her. Huge problem. So they are married for a while and then she walks away with a chunk of his assets. Its a lose lose deal for the guy. And yet you see so many guys fall for it all the time.

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This is where I always scratch my head. WHy do smart guys make such a massive mistake in marrying such skanks.

 

Now his wife is hot no doubt about that. But she still looks like she is in the 'I wanna party like i am 19' stage of her life. If the sum total of your ambition is to be spring gal at  a Hollywood wannabe playboy's party not sure why guys who have  smarts fall for such 'not at all wife material' chicks.

 

Dating for a 6 months. No problem. Marry here. Huge problem. So they are married for a while and then she walks away with a chunk of his assets. Its a lose lose deal for the guy. And yet you see so many guys fall for it all the time.

 

Yep!  This guy says it perfectly:

 

http://madamenoire.com/403169/pretty-hurts-beautiful-woman-seeking-rich-husband-gets-shut-banker/

 

Pretty Hurts: Beautiful Woman Seeking Rich Husband Gets Schooled By Investment Banker 

 

You may have seen this story circulating around on your Facebook dashboard, but in case you hadn’t it’s so good, we thought we’d share. We all know in our society beautyicon1.png is commodity. The problem is beauty fades and if it’s all you have going for you then…there will be struggle. But one woman didn’t seem to get this memo.

 

We all know womenicon1.png who are out here gold digging. But rarely do we find women so bold and transparent about their hunt.

This pretty womanicon1.png is serious about her goals though. She went to a forum seeking a rich husband. And wrote a rather desperate sounding inquiry as to how she could attract a man with money.

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

 

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

 

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

 

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

 

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

 

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

 

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

 

2) Which age group should I target?

 

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

 

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

 

Ms. Pretty

 

And according to the internet, the CEO of J.P. Morgan responded.

 

Dear Ms. Pretty,

 

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

 

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

 

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

 

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

 

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

 

Hope this reply helps.

 

Signed,

J.P. Morgan CEO

 

Now is it likely that the CEO of J.P. Morgan responded to this forum? Highly, highly unlikely. But the sentiment still always rings true. It doesn’t really matter who wrote it. It matters that Ms. Pretty and the women who think like her see it and actually take it to heart.

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This is where I always scratch my head. WHy do smart guys make such a massive mistake in marrying such skanks.

 

Now his wife is hot no doubt about that. But she still looks like she is in the 'I wanna party like i am 19' stage of her life. If the sum total of your ambition is to be spring gal at  a Hollywood wannabe playboy's party not sure why guys who have  smarts fall for such 'not at all wife material' chicks.

 

Dating for 6 months. No problem. Marry her. Huge problem. So they are married for a while and then she walks away with a chunk of his assets. Its a lose lose deal for the guy. And yet you see so many guys fall for it all the time.

 

they deserve each other. they are both interested in only one thing: and each has the one thing the other desires. but as the poster above pointed out, she will lose her one thing and likely never bothered to develop internal positive qualities like being well-read, compassionate, kind, and the type of person you want to get old with and travel the world discussing the pyramids, or going on safari with, or enjoying a walk down the beach having a nice conversation when you are old and gray. so she should not be surprised when he drops her for a new pretty young thing once she loses her "one thing." of course she will get her payout and probably be happy with the deal anyway, since that's what she wants.

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they deserve each other. they are both interested in only one thing: and each has the one thing the other desires. but as the poster above pointed out, she will lose her one thing and likely never bothered to develop internal positive qualities like being well-read, compassionate, kind, and the type of person you want to get old with and travel the world discussing the pyramids, or going on safari with, or enjoying a walk down the beach having a nice conversation when you are old and gray. so she should not be surprised when he drops her for a new pretty young thing once she loses her "one thing." of course she will get her payout and probably be happy with the deal anyway, since that's what she wants.

 

True dat.

 

But guys don't have to marry. He could easily get a new hot girl friend every year or every six months till he ready for a some more grounded and interesting.

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True dat.

 

But guys don't have to marry. He could easily get a new hot girl friend every year or every six months till he ready for a some more grounded and interesting.

 

the rich/famous/stunningly gorgeous are typically huge narcissists, meaning that they don't believe that "the rules" apply to them. every person they fall in love with is "legendary" and "meant to be" and "storybook" and "destined to happen and be together forever." look at hollywood's long history of failed marriages. they believe their own publicists' propaganda.

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the rich/famous/stunningly gorgeous are typically huge narcissists, meaning that they don't believe that "the rules" apply to them. every person they fall in love with is "legendary" and "meant to be" and "storybook" and "destined to happen and be together forever." look at hollywood's long history of failed marriages. they believe their own publicists' propaganda.

 

its difficult for any of us peasants to relate to this,

 

we need input from the one man on JN that could weigh in on the subject: SAR I.

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