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When did we meet? I don't remember you.

It's okay. I'm hopelessly forgettable. But we did meet for the first time this past September. You were drinking a Zima. I thought that was kind of gay, but did'nt want to say anything mean. Greengal kept talking about it during the game though....saying, "did you see Thor drink Zima? I think he's gay!"

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...you try so hard to champion the "Thor is a bad azz mod" agenda. How come? Sick of being Smizzy's unconditional love puppet?

First of all, I don't do anything, so I am neither a bad ass nor a mod.

Secondly, could you imagine being Smizzy's love puppet? It gets old, quick.

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Oh, wait. You were the one in the red jacket, right?

Nope.

I'm pretty sure there's a picture of it somewhere. Let me see if I can find it.:box:

Everyone loves me.:)

...you try so hard to champion the "Thor is a bad azz mod" agenda. How come? Sick of being Smizzy's unconditional love puppet?

First of all, I don't do anything, so I am neither a bad ass nor a mod.

Secondly, could you imagine being Smizzy's love puppet? It gets old, quick.

:rl:

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Let wife have as many Ding Dong as want. Get ugly.

Poor Johnny

Marko think Thor worry get eaten. Tictac okay. Drago bad.

Poor Drago

Marko think person not be 14 year old and worry about moustache.

Except Marko sister, she 12 and have full beard.

:rl:

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