SouthernJet Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Hilarious... GRETZ: What You Don't Know About Herm Sep 25, 2006, 6:39:36 AM by Bob Gretz - FAQ OK, so you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I think Herm has ADS and is mentally ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 he better stock up on Fig Newtons...he keeps coaching like this ..he'll be eating them for years to come...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 who needs a gameplan when your shoes are scuffed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMan57 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Now we know why the whole team was overweight, they were all stealing Herm's fig newtons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I can't believe this ****. Poor Chiefs and poor us the last 5 years...too many Fig Netwons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I think Herm has ADS and is mentally ill Heck, your namesake (Parcells) is much worse. He suffered from dehydration after last Sunday Nights game because teh team was winning and he refused to take off his jacket after the rain had stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Heck, your namesake (Parcells) is much worse. He suffered from dehydration after last Sunday Nights game because teh team was winning and he refused to take off his jacket after the rain had stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Jetgirl, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Jetgirl, is that you? kick some of that vcash your hording and find out!!! big boy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Heck, your namesake (Parcells) is much worse. He suffered from dehydration after last Sunday Nights game because teh team was winning and he refused to take off his jacket after the rain had stopped. Oh and let it be stated that your weak attempt at humor flew right over my head(like I have some kind of allegiance to that fat man) I could care less what that fat bastard is doing now.and only a retard like yourself would think otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 You'd be hard-pressed to find someone who dislikes Herm as much as I do. But off the field (and yes the whole KC fiasco included), BP is a much worse scumbag & much more devious than Herm Edwards. Edwards is just a dope who we had the misfortune of having as our Jets' HC for 5 years, most of which with a realistic SB window pissed away. But for that, I wouldn't care about the guy. Perhaps I am imbalanced (ok, no maybe), but I am desirous that he experience more than just failure: humiliation is what I seek. I will have it in good time. Oh yes, I will have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Oh and let it be stated that your weak attempt at humor flew right over my head(like I have some kind of allegiance to that fat man) I could care less what that fat bastard is doing now.and only a retard like yourself would think otherwise I think that your problems may stem from a little bit more than misinterpreting what is humor and what is not. the initial attempt was to show that coaches, and a good many of them all carry some sort of idiosyncrancies around with them. They are a superstitious, routine oriented lot. For some reason, you seem to want to take that and create personal attacks out of it. Good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I have to find out the company that makes Fig Newtons and buy their stock. Do you know how many packages will now be sold to fans going to games when KC comes to town??? You heard of the terrible towels? Here comes Numbnuts Newtons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 You'd be hard-pressed to find someone who dislikes Herm as much as I do. But off the field (and yes the whole KC fiasco included), BP is a much worse scumbag & much more devious than Herm Edwards. Edwards is just a dope who we had the misfortune of having as our Jets' HC for 5 years, most of which with a realistic SB window pissed away. But for that, I wouldn't care about the guy. Perhaps I am imbalanced (ok, no maybe), but I am desirous that he experience more than just failure: humiliation is what I seek. I will have it in good time. Oh yes, I will have it. Parcells has a plan with his deviousness. He knows which way the cards will fall and has his alibis and tickets punched. herm just sort of stumbles into it, as a path of least resistance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I have to find out the company that makes Fig Newtons and buy their stock. Do you know how many packages will now be sold to fans going to games when KC comes to town??? You heard of the terrible towels? Here comes Numbnuts Newtons. good point, how long until the field gets pelted with newtons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Herm is just a simple man- no, make that a simpleton- who is masquerading as an intelligent person. Parcells at least has more football knowledge in his toes than Edwards has in his entire body. BP, calm down, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 “That goes back to my days as a kid when I used to sign shoes at the Army base,” said Edwards, recalling one of his first jobs, taking care of shoes at Ft. Ord in California. “I still like to work on them and give them a nice shine.” This kid..he could make your shoes look like effin' mirrors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I think that your problems may stem from a little bit more than misinterpreting what is humor and what is not. the initial attempt was to show that coaches, and a good many of them all carry some sort of idiosyncrancies around with them. They are a superstitious, routine oriented lot. For some reason, you seem to want to take that and create personal attacks out of it. Good for you. Touche Dierk!!! sorry about that:p I was having a bad day at work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I have to find out the company that makes Fig Newtons and buy their stock. Do you know how many packages will now be sold to fans going to games when KC comes to town??? You heard of the terrible towels? Here comes Numbnuts Newtons. I was in the stands at Yankee Stadium when they handed out Reggie Bars-now THAT got ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Herm keeps fig newtons in the cubboard. What a friggin' maniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Herm keeps fig newtons in the cubboard. What a friggin' maniac. Thats really strange!!! And his reasoning is even stranger:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KSJets Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I think I'm in shock. When I first read this, I swore the article was a fake. Then I went to the Chiefs' site and read it. Unbelievable how much of an idiot this guy is. I guess he had nothing better to do for an hour or so than give this reporter these stories. Like, maybe gameplan, or work on getting his backup QB up to speed for their next game this Sunday. Bye weeks give you an extra week to prepare. If all you're going to do is give moronic interviews that have absolutely no substance relating to football, then what the hell is the point of the bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 It would be so humiliating to be a fan of a team this guy was coaching. Can you even imagine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Instant Karma Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 It would be so humiliating to be a fan of a team this guy was coaching. Can you even imagine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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