onemanswarm Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. Indianapolis Colts (10-1): A workmanlike dismantling of Philadelphia was exactly how the Colts were expected to rebound from their first loss of the season, and they did not disappoint. The main storyline from this game was the coming out party of Joseph Addai, which was considered to be quite rude because November 26 had already been reserved for the coming out party of Elijah Wood. While the addition of a formidable running game would certainly make the Colts appear even tougher, they cannot be considered unbeatable until they prove that they can stop the run. Their defense continues to get gashed by running backs, which reminds me: Kudos to Judith Regan and Rupert Murdoch for their decision to cancel the O.J. Simpson book and television special. However, the shower predicts that Judith, Rupert, and O.J. will meet again; on the business end of Satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 4. New England Patriots (8-3): A satisfying win over Chicago, but what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 just read them again, and quite honestly you do one of the best jobs out there of power rankings. It makes sense, and theyre rated very well in my opinion, but its not all serious either, brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Awesome.....you have some writing skills onemanswarm. Thanks for remembering to post that here this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Great job again with this- I love the way you mix in humor with your rankings Feel free to visit every week with these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I agree Faba. I really dig these every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Welcome back onemanswarm and thanks for the awesome rankings! I was actually pumped when I logged on and saw you started this thread (I know, I'm pretty sad but it's ok, I'm seeking some help). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 This guy is awesome as hell. I hope he does this every week for us!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsman1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I read these every week 'cuz they get me in a good mood before I go on to some of the BS stuff on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 These are the best rankings on the Net. They should really go up on the front page, for both our side and the Bears mb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 This is great stuff. Thanks for bringing it here. Remember when we used to be funny? It's what this whole place was built upon. What happened to us? We're practically JI, these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Ahead of the Giants, I'll take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You gotta be friggn' kidding me. That is one great line. POTW nomination. I second that nom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Man...great work! I actually look forward to reading your stuff....just classic work....keep it up...hopefully in the next three weeks we will see the Jets in the top 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 You gotta be friggn' kidding me. That is one great line. POTW nomination. Thanks, man. I have to confess, that was my favorite, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 You guys are great. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 for those who don't know IBS is inflammatory bowel syndrome and is as nasty as it sounds funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You guys are great. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Excellent Read. Especially, the Chumura blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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