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typical laywers. not a peep about the trip. can we at least get the watered down, milk & cookies version. thanks

A thread about a bachelor party? Are you high? There is never to be any documentation or proof of anything that happens at a bachelor party!

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for me the not knowing what happened would be worse than the knowing.

btw i was just busting his chops.

Lol, yeah, you say that until you really find out, then the worrying about what you didn't know becomes the absolute fury of what you do know, haha.

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it is a facade.

Living a fake life in public and suffering privately seems like a really sh*tty way to live to me.

Still, if you can't trust your man to go to Vegas and behave, more or less, you shouldn't marry him in the first place.

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Living a fake life in public and suffering privately seems like a really sh*tty way to live to me.

Still, if you can't trust your man to go to Vegas and behave, more or less, you shouldn't marry him in the first place.

I completely agree with all of it!!!!!=D>

BTW I do not think there is anything wrong with having a bahelor party and having a great time!!!!

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Living a fake life in public and suffering privately seems like a really sh*tty way to live to me.

Still, if you can't trust your man to go to Vegas and behave, more or less, you shouldn't marry him in the first place.

she can trust him,,

fruit doesnt fall too far from tree

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it was wild, fun, debacherous, reckless. i kept my hands to myself but my groomsmen however left quite a swath through the city. one of the highlights, one groomsman slept with a girl who called herself "cindy" and the next night another one of my buddies slept with "sarah." the next morning in the bellagio buffet, my friend came over to the table introducing sarah only to have my first friend say, "wait! i thought your name was cindy!"

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it was wild, fun, debacherous, reckless. i kept my hands to myself but my groomsmen however left quite a swath through the city. one of the highlights, one groomsman slept with a girl who called herself "cindy" and the next night another one of my buddies slept with "sarah." the next morning in the bellagio buffet, my friend came over to the table introducing sarah only to have my first friend say, "wait! i thought your name was cindy!"

lol, thats pretty funny

now we're gettin somewhere at long last. please share the #2 highlight with us lesser travelers. :mrgreen:

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it was wild, fun, debacherous, reckless. i kept my hands to myself but my groomsmen however left quite a swath through the city. one of the highlights, one groomsman slept with a girl who called herself "cindy" and the next night another one of my buddies slept with "sarah." the next morning in the bellagio buffet, my friend came over to the table introducing sarah only to have my first friend say, "wait! i thought your name was cindy!"

years ago our company went out there for a builders show. met up with friend who owns another company in virginia. a mutual friend from a fla company came out 2 days later.

he asked me to help him out with a hookup. I had to refer him to friend #1 as I didn't partake in any room service. 2 days later I was back in cayman & friend #2 asked me for friend#1's #.

it turns out he paid a girl in advance for services for one of his employees & the girl never honored her umm commitment. The funny part is that he actually thought he was gonna get said renumeration if he could just get a hold of friend #1 who was back in virginia. :rl:

friend #1 & I had quite a laugh at #2's expense.

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years ago our company went out there for a builders show. met up with friend who owns another company in virginia. a mutual friend from a fla company came out 2 days later.

he asked me to help him out with a hookup. I had to refer him to friend #1 as I didn't partake in any room service. 2 days later I was back in cayman & friend #2 asked me for friend#1's #.

it turns out he paid a girl in advance for services for one of his employees & the girl never honored her umm commitment. The funny part is that he actually thought he was gonna get said renumeration if he could just get a hold of friend #1 who was back in virginia. :rl:

friend #1 & I had quite a laugh at #2's expense.

haha, nice. speaking of escorts, you know those little glossy cards everyone hands out on the street with a picture of a hot girl on it and a phone number? some guy handed me one and it was a woman lying there spread eagle with a star delicately placed over her nips and hoo-ha but left unaltered for all to see was her arsehole. haha kind of defeats the purpose of the stars.

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haha, nice. speaking of escorts, you know those little glossy cards everyone hands out on the street with a picture of a hot girl on it and a phone number? some guy handed me one and it was a woman lying there spread eagle with a star delicately placed over her nips and hoo-ha but left unaltered for all to see was her arsehole. haha kind of defeats the purpose of the stars.

:rl::rl::rl::rl:

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haha, nice. speaking of escorts, you know those little glossy cards everyone hands out on the street with a picture of a hot girl on it and a phone number? some guy handed me one and it was a woman lying there spread eagle with a star delicately placed over her nips and hoo-ha but left unaltered for all to see was her arsehole. haha kind of defeats the purpose of the stars.

haha, yeah, it was kind of an awkward moment with my son when we were walking in the midday and someone slipped him a card. He was stunned mainly cause he was standing next to me. We were soon laughing pretty hard over it.

we cut thru the imp palace casino to get to the car show on the 5th floor. dealers were dressed like elvis & such. in the elevator my son makes the comment. do ya think those guys wake up, get dressed as elvis, check themselves in the mirror one last time before heading to work & ask themselves " what am I doing with my life ?"

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one would think you'd be much happier than you seem, lolsc, I kid I kid.

Don't let this bubbly and kind board persona of mine fool you......I'm really mean. :) ...oops, wait...lolsc....:rolleyes:

hahahahahahaa..........

Anyway, when is the big day, JGB? Congrats in advance. She must be a special woman. Special like good, not special like needs. ;)

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Don't let this bubbly and kind board persona of mine fool you......I'm really mean. :) ...oops, wait...lolsc....:rolleyes:

hahahahahahaa..........

Anyway, when is the big day, JGB? Congrats in advance. She must be a special woman. Special like good, not special like needs. ;)

sept 8th-- the day before the jets start the '07 season 1-0 :)

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sept 8th-- the day before the jets start the '07 season 1-0 :)

Interesting.....I love it, actually. Your future wife means MORE to you than the Jets. Frickin' refreshing stuff right there. However, if you really think the Jets will beat the Pats on 9/9 you must still be feeling the after effects of your Vegas bachelor party.

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Interesting.....I love it, actually. Your future wife means MORE to you than the Jets. Frickin' refreshing stuff right there. However, if you really think the Jets will beat the Pats on 9/9 you must still be feeling the after effects of your Vegas bachelor party.

he knows his ole man ticked the pats... no worries here.

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he knows his ole man ticked the pats... no worries here.

SJ's ticking powers have been ticked themselves. Saying SJ ticked something is like saying Tickle me Elmo is going to take down the JN Mod team.....ooops, wait......;)

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