GreenBeans Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 "Callin' out around the world, are you ready for a brand new beat? Summer's here and the time is right, for dancing in the street". That's right, folks, summertime is officially here according to Mother Nature. Now what to do with those now out of school kids? Hmmmm - I'll have to get back to you on that one, mine aren't old enough for that worry yet. On to the stuff you are here for - this week's nominations: ----- Originally Posted by Garb Oh, honey, you misread my intent - or perhaps I didn't make myself very clear - I was agreeing with 'Phile - None of you are very bright. I'm a genius Pats fan. Originally Posted by Verde Great. When Max makes a Pats forum, you can nominate yourself as mod. (Editor's Note: Ooooohh, a hot chick fight - I LOVE IT.) ----- Topic: The Official Happy Thankgiving Thread Originally Posted by mdrago4 Its just aroundt he corner, what are your plans? anyone going anywhere? (Editor's Note: I'm booked up already, drago - you free for next Memorial Day?) ----- Topic: HBO Brings back Hard Knocks,, The idiot Herm led Chiefs are the subject Originally Posted by shawn306 Bugg brought this up last week. We need reviewers to write up summaries. I nominate the following 1) Jet Moses 2) Sperm Edwards 3) MSGOLD 4) nyjunc This has comedy gold written all over it. Originally Posted by Bugg The potential for this to blow up in the faces of Peterson and Edwards is soemthing their egoes refuse to let them see. It's a rare occasion when a lack of self-awareness and ego-driven self-promotion in overdrive figure to once and for all show someone to be the fool that he is for one and all to see. (Editor's Note: Bugg makes a great point here - egomaniacs like Herman never want to believe they're no very good at what they do. The problem is that Herman is not smart enough to figure out even after seeing it on video tape several times.) ----- Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet He was measuring his crap, not his penis... Too much fart and sh!t talk around here for my taste... where'd all the gentlemen go? Originally Posted by Arsis women stopped having sex with them so they don't exist anymore. (Editor's Note: You know, the sad fact here is that most people (not just women), at least before they figure it all out, are not interested in the "nice" people. They are interested in the less than reputable young lady at the end of the bar or the guy with tatoos, biceps, and sh!t for brains. Once (or is that "if") people grow up some, they realize that nice is a good thing - the waiting just sucks for those of us that have always been nice(yes, I am nice - f you if you don't believe me).) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Happy Birthday - From Ecurb (Editor's Note: That's just freakin' perfect, e! A Chad card for the Kellen man.) ----- Topic: Congratulations Coach Max!!!!!! Originally Posted by timbok lol...ll is fun... Originally Posted by Alk Which team do you play for? (Editor's Note: Ohhh, I hope it's the "J-Team" - maybe we can get some coupons for oil changes!) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Here ya go... (Editor's Note: This is by far the most vile, disgusting, and ingeniusly clever pictures that I've seen around here in a while.) ----- Originally Posted by johnny green balls TURD THREAD GOES BIG TIME June 14, 2007 In a press release today, The Turd Thread announced that it will be insistuting a counterpart to the "Post of the Week." Every other week or so, the Turd Thread will announce the "Turds of the Week" nominated as "TOTW" by other Jet Nation posters. TOTW nominations should be reserved for those trully stinky posts that exemplify horrendous posting. Each winner will have the dudious honor of using Boss Turd himself in their signature. Sh!tty luck everyone! (The Nomination: "POTW NOM or TOTW NOM i'm not sure ,but johnny is on a Sh1t streak ." - L.I.MikeBleedsGreen) (Editor's Note: Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, or is that flatulence?) ----- Originally Posted by SouthernJet In true JN spirit I present the first JetNation Homo/Turd combo joke: Q: What's the difference between a Gay JN Mod and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. (Editor's Note: I thought the answer was "There is none - Max is constantly in and out of both") ----- Originally Posted by Barton Can anyone explain to me what it means when people say "Chad is a winner"? What has he won? Originally Posted by mdrago4 more games than he's lost ps- do you know of any other players on the team than the three QB's? You should talk about linebackers for a full week, just to keep your mind moving a little bit. (Editor's Note: Ummmm - his name is "Barton" - I'm just sayin'...) ----- Originally Posted by Max Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. (Editor's Note: This is the second time this has been nominated - I remember this because I got in trouble with Mrs. GB for teaching this joke to 'lil Beans...) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Chad Pennington is 10-6 in the regular season and 0-1 (with a loss to the Pats) in the playoffs... Thats as far back as my records go... as far as Im concerned, Herm doesn't count. Originally Posted by The Troll Fine then. Chad Pennington is a 31-year old QB with 17 touchdowns and 16 interceptions in his career. (Editor's Note: Better than Rick Mirer, though...) ----- Topic: CBS considering bringing "Jericho" back after protests Originally Posted by madmike1 7 episodes. More CRAP ratings. Canceled again. Originally Posted by 80 Do you ever say anything that might indicate you DON'T have a large stick lodged securely in your rectum? (Editor's Note: Do you know for a fact that he does not have a large stick lodged there? See, maybe you are making some bad assumptions here, 80...) ----- Topic: Predict the Post Week 17 Headline Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards Edwards Serves Up Bologna at Post-Game BBQ After Blowout Jets Win (Editor's Note: Can you BBQ bologna? Can Herman pronounce bologna correctly? Does his bologna have a first name?) ----- Originally Posted by Scott Dierking Yankee fans say that the Red Sox fans are overly obsessed with them. I declare it pretty even. (Editor's Note: I call BS - everyone knows the Red Sox have 90 years of "wanna be" with the Yanks. This is similar to the Mets, just a longer period of time...) ----- Originally Posted by Bob An article about the Yankees in a Boston newspaper is proof that Yankee fans are obsessed with the Red Sox? Only in Bizzarro Mets World. (Editor's Note: That's what happens when you are the red-headed step-child of NY baseball.) ----- Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by The Mid-Hudson Valley Chamber of Commerce Topic: Chad is a winner, now kneel before him! Originally Posted by jetophile Holy Cr*p, I think I need to eat a bowl of ridiculous pills to even respond to this. Why in the world would anyone want to put in an unproven? It's just mindless to entertain. Throw in Clemens if the season is truly lost on paper, I'm even re-thinking that position if Chad is strong and is HIMSELF doing well. In that event, I wouldn't yank him even then, especially if it means being the spoiler for another team with 2 games left, let's say. Why not rain on someone else's parade? Not that Clemens can't, but I'd rather see a QB that's lead the team all season long give us a better chance of knocking someone out if the game is meaningful to the other side - or to a rival. The only 'expectations' I have for '07 is that we compete like hell every week and see what we've got. If we go 8-8, 9-7 (very possible), I doubt it will be the 'disaster' some fans would like to paint it. This is what rebuilding means. And Rome wasn't built in day. Patience for the right reasons, I'm perfectly willing to give that. And I've already been waiting a long, long, LONG time. Probably longer than some of you have been alive. If the season goes better than I'm thinking, well, great then, but if you take a turn at 90 miles around a hairpin turn, you may wreck instead of getting there faster. (Editor's Note: Great post, jeto - I like the way you think.) ----- Originally Posted by MasonJet Posting an article=obsession? I don't remember learning that equation in high school. Originally Posted by SouthernJet you must have gone to school in Connecticut..here it is... (Editor's Note: Godness, I'm still having problems with Pi (Mmmmmm - apple pie) R squared, SJ. NY highschool, you see...) ----- Originally Posted by Scott Dierking You guys are really a sensitive lot. Ok-have it your way- Do not point out the hypocrisy of Yankee fans on this board. From hereon out, Only Yankee fans can talk about the Yankees, and when other fans talk about the Yanlkees, they will be branded as jealous and obsessed. When Yankee fans do that, it will be "keeping an eye on teh competition". Very good Originally Posted by Barton Nobody says 2 sh#ts when gimmeshelter posts all his yankee articles. Stop crying and whining. You are the one being sensitive. I dont know how 80 posting a f'n article gets you so annoyed, and it clearly does because you didnt comment about the article, but you commented about the poster....... (Editor's Note: Yankee haters are the funniest people in the world - they are always searching for a problem with the winningest organization in sports history. Haters - ha! - I laugh at you.) ----- Originally Posted by greengal you must be talking about some of the men who masquerade as women.. cause the real XX's here dont complain! and by the way ..i have gotten an infraction before... so continue whining missus jgb. Originally Posted by Alk Ahem... "we need a bodily function forum and disgusting stuff forum... get out of MY lounge with this sh!t!!!! ( and yes pun... totally intended!!!) i dont mind college sports, sex, and of course rock and roll ... but the middle school boy defecation/farting stuff has to go... dont make me swat you guys on the tush and wash your mouths out with soap... clean it up!" (Editor's Note: Don't threaten to swat SJ on the tush, it'll turn him on. Trust me on this one...) ----- Originally Posted by NY Jets Guy Does anyone know when the last day of mini-camp is? I might be in LI so I'd like to stop by and check it out. I've never been to any of them. They're all open to the public right? Originally Posted by johnny green balls maybe 128 will let you borrow his costume (Editor's Note: 128 is creepy.) ----- Originally Posted by Garb What's an infraction? Originally Posted by johnny green balls prima facie evidence of sex bias on this site Originally Posted by Garb There is no gender bias for poop, counselor. (Editor's Note: I propose a Writ of Certiorari - who will hear and judge on this?) ----- Originally Posted by Bob Cashman should play more fantasy baseball. No doubt about it. I'm gonna write a letter to big George. (Editor's Note: Cashman as GM is a like a kid playing Madden, there is not a doubt in the world about that. However, he is helping to get the farm system back in order, so there may be some hope...) ----- Originally Posted by Arsis Look at lunchbox here acting like the big bad mod. You know, Thor is right, I try to bait him all the time and he just never falls for it. Next time I'm using stronger chloroform. Originally Posted by Thor99 I have built up a resistance to iocane powder. (The Nomination: "anything princess bride related is a POTW" - Arsis) (Editor's Note: "What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.") ----- Originally Posted by mangenious420 Well the girlfriend has serious issues, and feels during the winter I spent more time on here with you guys then I did with her... So she decided to lay down the law. So my balls are basically in her hands for now!.... I'll be back for good come September... Until then i'll keep popping up every so often.. P.S. I Tried giving postive rep to you, ecurb, smizz, el grande, and a few more and it say's I have to spread it first. Guess I need to find more friends on Jets Nation.. Talk to you soon Bill... (Editor's Note: This is a good, honest post right here - welcome back to the fold, DW10.) ----- Topic: Congratulations Coach Max!!!!!! Originally Posted by Alk Max = Herm Edwards. I'm just 'sayin... Dude probably has PSPs in the dugout for the kids to play during the game. (Editor's Note: PSP's and brooms for the corners...) ----- Topic: Mac/Apple advice Originally Posted by Bill Parcells How do I do a disk cleanup/defrag on a Mac? Rep for the first Mac zealot to help! Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Buy a PC? (Editor's Note: If you ever have to defrag your computer, you're using the wrong operating system.) ----- Topic: Happy Birthda 2pac Originally Posted by Bill Parcells I was hoping this thread would just die and go away. Originally Posted by Kidhuman Tupac didnt die and go away, what makes you think a thread about him would????? (Editor's Note: The Kid has a good point - this thread would actually become MORE popular if it died and went away.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 ----- Topic: Happy Birthda 2pac Originally Posted by Bob (Editor's Note: Bingo! Bob hit this one right on the noggin'!!!) ----- Originally Posted by madmike1 IT sickens me that I agree with 80 about something so i'm just gonna leave this thread. Originally Posted by 80 Nice, the forum is my next goal. Then the whole message board! (Editor's Note: Damn, that is just cold...) ----- Topic: Gaining weight and muscle mass Originally Posted by Mandarinia I'm about 5'10" and 135 pounds. I want to gain some weight but I cant seem to do so because i have a fast metabolism. I want to get around at least 150...does anyone have any tips?? Originally Posted by johnny green balls buy a rocket from ecurb and travel to jupiter where the gravity is 2.4 times our own. (Editor's Note: Nice solution, jgb! I'd just figured he should turn 33 and have a kid - it worked for me.) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Sweet a POTW at my expense again AND good advertising! (Editor's Note: Buy more rockets at ecurbs! (POTW = South of the Border billboard for e?)) ----- Topic: Lavar Arrington injured in bad motorcycle accident Originally Posted by joiseyjet As long as Brenda wasn`t on the back of his bike ,thats whats really important here. (Editor's Note: That's true - at least Brenda is productive with her chosen career...) ----- Originally Posted by GimmeShelter Only Yankee fans can try and justify being 8 back while downplaying the fact the Mets are in 1st place. Worry about that 8-15 record in the weak AL East. (Editor's Note: It's JUNE - talk about records at the end of September and see what they look like then, chief.) ----- Topic: Bon Jovi - anyone here like him? Originally Posted by Garb Yah, most chicks do dig him. He may be on the skinny side, but handsome, charasmatic.....then a friend and I saw him at the Airport - say 10 years ago. If he's taller than 5"6", I'd be shocked. He's a shorty. A real shorty. Sooooooo disappointing. It changed my whole perception. Now I hear a Bon Jovi tune or see a video and think "oh, cute little munchkin." Originally Posted by TaborJet If you would have met him say, 20 years ago, he would be around 6'1" with all the Aqua-Net. (Editor's Note: See him 10 years from now and he'll be 5'3" and bald - in spandex.) ----- Originally Posted by johnny green balls went to take a leak, let out a long, slow whining fart at the urinal. thought i was alone until the stall door opened. one of the biggest rainmakers in my firm. he said "hey jgb, next time you have to do that, do me a favor and check for my cole haan loafers under the stall door first." (Editor's Note: Nice job, jgb - you're making a name for yourself! I'm so proud of you...) ----- Originally Posted by Garb Please do not compare the, arguably, greatest golfer of all time to Chad Pennington. That's just not right. Originally Posted by SoFlaJets I'm comparing a certain (and specific) APPROACH to their game that is similar IMO Originally Posted by AVM I understood what you were saying SoFla, and i agree. However, some people probably think if you compare Chad to Tiger, you must be saying Chad is the greatest of all time, which you did not. If Chad let things get to him, he would have been done before last year. If Eli Manning were in his shoes, coming off 2 rotator cuff surgeries and being told there was no way he'd come back--he wouldn't have come back, plain and simple. He's weak, and he doesn't have the insane talent of his older brother in my opinion, to offset it. (Editor's Note: Great post, AVM - you hit it right on the head with Chad v. Eli.) ----- Originally Posted by SouthernJet Communism aint all that bad.. Originally Posted by Bob I believe I have a new signature. (Editor's Note: I want to see it there, Bob-O - you gotta do it! Bonus points if you put it in your sig at JI!) ----- Originally Posted by johnny green balls went to take a leak, let out a long, slow whining fart at the urinal. thought i was alone until the stall door opened. one of the biggest rainmakers in my firm. he said "hey jgb, next time you have to do that, do me a favor and check for my cole haan loafers under the stall door first." Originally Posted by CrazyCarl40 So that's where Pac Man has been hiding. (Editor's Note: Yup, he's been flushed into the pipes of Phili with the rest of his kind...) ----- Originally Posted by Max You played OLine for the Jets? The Road Grader is that you? What is Dave Caddigan like? Seems like a nice guy but I always wondered. Originally Posted by madmike1 No. I played in high school so I know something about the position. (The Nomination: "potw nom! thats awsome, if you think playing a little bit of guard in high school equates to evaluating NFL talent, then i think you need an application for the NYJ, and should hand deliever it to Mangini." - mdrago4) (Editor's Note: The something might only be "right guards line up between the center and the right tackle", but it is something, by gum...) ----- Originally Posted by Barton Believe it or not, I have been tx all along. Dumbass. Originally Posted by raffyD Good, now you can be banned as well. (Editor's Note: Ban Barton? Never happen - he's unbanable.) ----- Originally Posted by Bill Parcells I'm a joebaby supporter, always have been. the poor guy has been under a ruthless attack campaign organized and executed by that devious Female Patriots fan from New England, who's name shall stay anonymous for privacy purposes of course. (Editor's Note: She may remain nameless, but she is still A HOTTIE in my eyes. Hubba hubba, my nameless beauty.) ----- Topic: An open Letter to Bud Selig Originally Posted by Kidhuman Dear Mr Selig, Go F**k yourself. (The Nomination: "I didn't read the rest but this gets a POTW" - Arsis) (Editor's Note: Reading is important, Arsis. Please visit your local library.) ----- Topic: Jets | Contract Violation | Kendall? Originally Posted by joebabyny it was jetsrule128, he saw it from his vantage point hiding in the dumpster. BAN HIM!!! (Editor's Note: 128 is a member of the NFLPA and he hides in dumpsters? That's kind of, well, odd - no? oh, wait, not for 128 it's not...) ----- Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet My theory is for those of you with the repetitive gay mod jokes are really trying to ease your own insecurities. Just sayin' (Editor's Note: Or it's an invitation, one or the other...how's my - uhhh, I mean YOUR Tabor doing these days?) ----- Originally Posted by Fin Fan In Cali I like the confidence, hopefully the Jets look past us as well. Rodrique Wright, Paul Soliai, Fred Evans, and Matt Roth will see a lot of time rotating in on the D-line. Originally Posted by ecurb2369 I doubt Mangini is as blind as I am... lol (Editor's Note: Mangini is not looking past anyone - ever. That being said, "ooohhhhhh, what a scary defensive line - not.") ----- Originally Posted by war ensemble i have a question: does anyone actually understand that chart thing that ecurb keeps showing us? Originally Posted by Smizzy I think it means his penis is tiny. (Editor's Note: If he's counting pixels andevery pixel counts for him, then you are probably right.) ----- Originally Posted by joebabyny All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance {Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. {Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. {Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! {Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever Originally Posted by JetFanByMarriage God this brought back some memories. Originally Posted by Thor99 You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom? (Editor's Note: Not even close - Max's real name is actually Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 ----- Topic: Nicole Kidman Turns 40... Still hot? Originally Posted by SouthernJet I think she has a huge noggin,, forehead so big you could rent advertising space on it.. She peaked with the bare arse scene in Dead Calm.. Disclaimer: I hope i didnt offend big foreheaded people, or people who did bare arse scenes in a movie (Editor's Note: I'm offended, you can guess as to why.) ----- Topic: Nicole Kidman Turns 40... Still hot? Originally Posted by The Ghost of Joey Ramone Hot like Ben-gay on your nuts, man. Dig. (Editor's Note: That's hot - and uncomfortable. Dug.) ----- Topic: JN Personalities? What are you? Originally Posted by SouthernJet Would your friends and family call you a 1) 'Happy Go Lucky' type of person, a 2) 'Dead Serious' sort of person, or 3) a type that basically responds to the circumstances of the moment, happy when there is good news, and sad when there is bad stuff going on? let scall the last type 'in-between'.. I think I am #1,,happy go lucky,, how bout you JN? Throw in other personalities if you like.. Originally Posted by The Ghost of Joey Ramone I'm dead. Didn't see that in your poll, man. Dig. (Editor's Note: Pre-dead, which one would you have been, Joey? I'm guessing 2, just because it would be so not your image. Dig.) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy Figured Id contribute soemthing to this heap. Originally Posted by johnny green balls hey, you started this thread! (Editor's Note: Nice piles! How long did you practice to get them that shapely?) ----- Topic: Mets get a tast of Johan Santana Originally Posted by blackout806 and Johan makes quick work of the NL's best. Originally Posted by toon88 Josh Fogg anyone? was having a discussion at work today with a Yankee fan. Which is worse, getting shutout at home against Johan Santana or scoring 1 run in Colorado against Josh Fogg? (Editor's Note: Excuse me, but was this not a Mets thread. Why bring the Yanks into this discussion. Insecurity displayed by Mets fans is so fun to watch...) ----- Topic: NEW GREEN BALL / SJ POSTER??? Originally Posted by johnny green balls there is another. i have a younger brother who is also a rabid jets fan, his bachelor party is in charleston next week. he's a little immature compared to us but i think i will still pitch the benefits of posting on JN to him. you guys owe me! Originally Posted by Bill Parcells (Editor's Note: Close - 'lil SJ looks more like Luke in Empire Strikes Back) ----- Topic: Nicole Kidman Turns 40... Still hot? Originally Posted by SoFlaJets you kidding me? Given the chance, I'd leave the wife and kids and start robbing gas stations for her (Editor's Note: Nah - she was with Tom Cruise at least one time and that is just a big time turn off. Yech.) ----- Topic: Naked couple fall 50 feet to their deaths. Originally Posted by SouthernJet Thats what you call 'going out with a bang' (Editor's Note: Absolutely - a big, messy bang.) ----- Originally Posted by johnny green balls there is another. i have a younger brother who is also a rabid jets fan, his bachelor party is in charleston next week. he's a little immature compared to us but i think i will still pitch the benefits of posting on JN to him. you guys owe me! Originally Posted by Verde Are you sh!tting me? Pun intended. (Editor's Note: Actually, V, he is - 'lil SJ is more mature than everyone (well, except for his young lady friend) at the bar where we watch the games. True or false, 'heelz?) ----- And this week's winner: Topic: Could Kendall problem impact others? Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards Kendall had a choice & he made it. He chose guaranteed money to restructure with the Jets. Now that he sees others got more, he doesn't want to live up to his end of the arrangement. What are the odds that he would have returned one red cent of the bonus money (or salary) from 2006 if he was absolutely the worst OG in the league? About 0%. And if the Jets gave him more money & he sucked cowballs would he return any money to them? No. He has no beef. As best as I can tell here is the situation: March 2006: Jets: Pete we'd like you to restructure since we're over the cap. You'll end up getting the same money, except that more of it will be up front instead of all of it in salary. It's a great deal for you if you planned on staying here. Of course, you don't have to take it. We can release you and you can hit the FA market instead. Kendall: I'll take it. 2007: Kendall: I didn't realize I might have gotten more money if I was a FA this year. I'd like to take back my decision, though I will not return any of the bonus money you gave me up front last year. Jets: blow me. Congratulations to Sperm Edwards for getting back into the POTW winner's circle for yet another week. This is a timely and interesting post - something the summer is not quite known for on football forums. I like that fact that you can clearly see that Pete really is a smart guy - he's trying for free cash. Unfortunately, Herm and Co. left town a year too soon for this to work. I hear KC needs O-Line help - maybe Herm will do Kendall for Gonzalez, Spermy? Anyway, congrats and be sure to wear the badge with pride this week: The Assist of the Week goes to Garb because she made me laugh a lot this week and I need the laughter. Thank you, Garbie you HOT and SEXY thang. That's that, see you next week with the next exciting episode of POTW. Work's a callin' - gotta boogie! Y'all be cool! GB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Originally Posted by SouthernJet In true JN spirit I present the first JetNation Homo/Turd combo joke: Q: What's the difference between a Gay JN Mod and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. (Editor's Note: I thought the answer was "There is none - Max is constantly in and out of both") hahaha POTW for that one Beans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 hahaha POTW for that one Beans... Thank you, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 great job beans & more excellent work by sperm, our resident analytical genius of all things ny jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 [quote=GreenBeans;549813 And this week's winner: Congratulations to Sperm Edwards for getting back into the POTW winner's circle for yet another week. This is a timely and interesting post - something the summer is not quite known for on football forums. GB Congrats Spermy! Now get up to the sticky and throw in on JoeBaby's bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Nice work sperm and gb, always fun to read. Btw, feels good just to be nominated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Thanks Beans. I didn't know I got a nominated post this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 great job beans & more excellent work by sperm, our resident analytical genius of all things ny jets Thank you Nice work sperm and gb, always fun to read. Btw, feels good just to be nominated. and thank you Thanks Beans. I didn't know I got a nominated post this week. and nice work to you, Mr. Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Congrats Sperm on a good post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 great job again G-Beans. Thanks for posting this every week, its always fun to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Thanks Beans. I didn't know I got a nominated post this week. Well, you do play to win the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Congrats Sperm, outstanding post. Great job Beans! again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 great job again G-Beans. Thanks for posting this every week, its always fun to read. Thanks drago, I appreciate it. Congrats Sperm, outstanding post. Great job Beans! again! Oh, stop Tuna - you're way too kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Congrats to sperm on the nice post, and another great job by beans, these things are always entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 great job GB, and i doubt my brother will join-- he's not really into toilet humor, maybe him and smizzy's son can study nuclear physics together instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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