onemanswarm Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. New England Patriots (5-0): Billichick mind-tricked Romeo Crennel like the Gammorean Guard he is. "Anybody seen my headset? Brady? Kellen?" 2. Indianapolis Colts (5-0): Kenton Keith and Anthony Gonzalez turned out to be the badassest substitutes since Dewey Finn and Ned Schneebly went private. 3. Dallas Cowboys (5-0): There Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 32: Miami Dolphins (0-5): 9 field goals? Why don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 15. Chicago Bears (2-3): Fit Lovie Smith for some spiked overalls, and you've got Black Panthro. Not even the Sword of Omens could help Smith's offense. Keep up the 80's references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 29. Atlanta Falcons (1-4): That game was sloppier than Rosie O’Donnell in a pie eating contest. Yes, that kind of pie. Man, I'm glad I ate lunch like three hours ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 32: Miami Dolphins (0-5): 9 field goals? Why don’t I just turn gay and watch soccer? POTW Nomination. It might not be nice to kick a team when they are down, but that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 32: Miami Dolphins (0-5): 9 field goals? Why don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 26. Kansas City Chiefs (2-3): Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: Smokin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 :rl: I wonder whos more insulted. The Sport of Soccer or the Miami Dolphins?????? I'm good either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 1-colts 2-pats 3-steelers (#1 defense in the NFL) 4-cowboys 5-packers 30-jets 31-dolphins 32-rams everything after thats a toss up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 20. San Francisco 49ers (2-3): As long as they have Dilfer under center, this team couldn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 School of Rock and Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It gets better every week. Excellent as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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