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Well then.

I'd:

Get a gun, jump on a plane and kill that faggot Michael Jackson.

After that, find Hillary Duff and just F#ck her till I died.

=D>

mj is innocent. id be looking for the ceo of walmart or that smug donald trump.

then id try crack.

then id poison my dogs because if i have to go so do they.

then, id make a lot of phone calls saying goodbye

then i guess id just hang out with my wife, or maybe just poison her ass too

i wouldnt rape anyone though....thats nasty

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TO RECAP-

On their last day on earth, the day before they'd meet their Maker, JetNation folk would do the following-

-Gay-bashing murder of a freak after violating FAA security guidelines;

-rape of a teen queen star and the fine hiney of the Latin chick from New Jersey;

-murder of Donald Trump and his hair;

-incestous anal sex;

-narcotics abuse and drunkeness;

-muder of loved ones and dogs by poison;

-burglary in a zoo for the benefitr of zebras wholly unsuited to urban America;

-sex with a male model/actor guy with ice cream involved.

Were I a judgemental fellow, I'd say you're all goin' to Hell!

Compared to that, PFSIKH, eggplant parm and cappuccino sounds tame and sensible.

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Were I a judgemental fellow, I'd say you're all goin' to Hell!

And your point is? :lol:

Compared to that, PFSIKH, eggplant parm and cappuccino sounds tame and sensible.

You missed a very small detail Bugg. I'm not so sure PK was being so tame!23.gif

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why did max delete my wishes?

its ok for everyone else to RAPE but i cant have a little incest? #-o

I didn't delete anything. But if another mod deleted it, I am confident that it was BAD. #-o

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I'll exude class in Hell too! :wink:

...ditto. I'll be the classiest chick in hell next to you... :mrgreen: . I would spend time with my family cause I love them and I'd miss them, then I'd have to shrug them off for one last crack at Curtis.... :evil:
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...ditto. I'll be the classiest chick in hell next to you... :mrgreen: . I would spend time with my family cause I love them and I'd miss them, then I'd have to shrug them off for one last crack at Curtis.... :evil:

We won't be lonely in Hell, that's for sure 28! :lol:

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