Preston Howley III Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You're at the bar, watching SMACKDOWN, and some douche bag is standing next to you, constantly nudging you, going You know this stuff isn't real, don't you and Look! you can see he's not really hitting him! Look he missed him by a mile! and That blood is fake! Hyuk hyuk! Man, I just want to wait for people like that out in the parking lot and run there silly #ss over with my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I hate that too. I hate being talked to in a bar by anyone. Like, leave me alone you creepy f*ck, I'm watching the game/smackdown/Celebrity Fit Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You know what I can't stand? People who aren't tolerant of other cultures. Oh yeah, and the Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You're at the bar, watching SMACKDOWN, and some douche bag is standing next to you, constantly nudging you, going You know this stuff isn't real, don't you and Look! you can see he's not really hitting him! Look he missed him by a mile! and That blood is fake! Hyuk hyuk! Man, I just want to wait for people like that out in the parking lot and run there silly #ss over with my car. Especially when it's your wife/girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You know what I can't stand? People who aren't tolerant of other cultures. Oh yeah, and the Dutch. Bloody Dutch. Nothing worse than a Dutchman except maybe a Norwegian. I mean, Leif Ericson? C'mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You know what I can't stand? People who aren't tolerant of other cultures. Oh yeah, and the Dutch. Don't forget southerners. :wink: JUST KIDDING heelz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 The Dutch are like, one peg above the French on the food chain. And to think we could be rooting for the New Amsterdam Jets, right now. Turns my stomach just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Mac Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I went to a Smackdown once only because it was skybox seats at MSG and they were FREE. The last "fight" ended in the participants dancing w/ each other to disco music. Great example for the kids, not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 I went to a Smackdown once only because it was skybox seats at MSG and they were FREE. The last "fight" ended in the participants dancing w/ each other to disco music. Great example for the kids, not that there's anything wrong with that. Yes, there is definitely a homoerotic element to the whole fiasco. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Yes, there is definitely a homoerotic element to the whole fiasco. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I find the whole thing an excersize in mental masturbation brought on by the sex/violence/men-in silly-outfits fetishists bent on controlling the youth of the world with mind-numbing contrived scenarios and near paleolithic verbal skills. But what the hell, the same recipe worked for my uncle Louie. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I don't really watch wrestling, but if the same principle applies to the History Channel, then yeah. I'm down with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You dissapoint me, how can anyone watch wrestling? I stopped watching wrestling at 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 The Dutch are like, one peg above the French on the food chain. I pity both nations, after all look who they share a border with. The Belgians. Belgium. What's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Don't forget southerners. :wink: JUST KIDDING heelz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 I don't really watch wrestling, but if the same principle applies to the History Channel, then yeah. I'm down with that. I like the history channel, too. Except when they show too much Alexander the Great and Lawrence of Arabia stuff. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Jetmo-You realize that stuff isn't real dont ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Jetmo-You realize that stuff isn't real dont ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 Jetmo-You realize that stuff isn't real dont ya? "Grandpa Dierking, tell us about that birth mark across your chest." "Birth mark? No, that's not a birth mark. Those are tire tracks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 People who call you at 8AM on a Saturday and ask something silly when they realize they've awoken you, like "Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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