Lil Bit Special Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Good Day Fellow Board Members, It is my pleasure to introduce myself to the board. I am Mister Morals. I have recently started observing various NY Jets fan boards. This is the first time that I have registered on any particular one. Each of the boards, including this one, seems to be suffering from a complete lack of morals and integrity. In some cases, it seems quite certain that the plague of immorality has trickled down from the top, from board administration on down. In other instances, I have seen evidence of a trickle up effect. The administration has been susceptible to the vermin that frequent their very board, and they now appear to suffer from the very same, sad lack of morals. Why have I chosen to register here? That is a good question. I think the board members here may not be a complete lost cause yet. I think with sufficient time and effort, I can bring about a real sense of morality to all of you. All that I ask is that you follow in my footsteps, look to me for guidance, I will show you the way. Everyday, in countless numbers of situations, I ask myself one simple question. Is it moral? Before you start your next thread, ask yourself, is it moral? Before you make a quick witted reply to a post, ask is it moral? This is not going to happen overnight, people. You can't put a band aid over this wound. It can heal, however. I look forward to discussing morals with you in the future. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Welcome to our little home here on the 'net. Hope you enjoy your stay. Now take your moral bullsh!t, go outside and shove it sideways up your ass. Thanks for signing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 The only tsunami LI could protect the US from is from the south... and thats only protecting the nutmeg state. Hello Lil Bit Special, We shouldn't expect a lot of Long Island. Let us hope it hits from the south. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hello Lil Bit Special, We shouldn't expect a lot of Long Island. Let us hope it hits from the south. Warm Regards, Mister Morals but how could it hit from the south? There arent any active fault lines south of LI that could create a tsunami large enough to damage LI... Although it will wipe out the immorals on Fire Island and the poor and immigrants on the south shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hi Max! Why are you using a different name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 but how could it hit from the south? There arent any active fault lines south of LI that could create a tsunami large enough to damage LI... Although it will wipe out the immorals on Fire Island and the poor and immigrants on the south shore. Hello Lil Bit Special, I wish no harm on the poor and immigrants. As for the bridge and tunnel crowd.... Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hello Lil Bit Special, I wish no harm on the poor and immigrants. As for the bridge and tunnel crowd.... Warm Regards, Mister Morals but the poor and immigrants are the most immoral. And the gays on Fire Island...... wow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hi Max! Why are you using a different name? He was getting tired of impersonating Sooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm wondering if there is a Mrs Morals. He must be dating Ms Manners. Did you ever have that syndicated columnist in your local paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 but the poor and immigrants are the most immoral. And the gays on Fire Island...... wow.. Hello Lil Bit Special, please find a mirror. The destitute, the poor, the immigrants are now immoral? Homosexuals? Lil Bit Special, you are why I have arrived at this site. It's time for some morals. Follow me. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hello Lil Bit Special, please find a mirror. The destitute, the poor, the immigrants are now immoral? Homosexuals? Lil Bit Special, you are why I have arrived at this site. It's time for some morals. Follow me. Warm Regards, Mister Morals They are the description of immoral. Fat internet losers are the least of your problems. And i dont need your warm regards.. My 40% body fat keeps me toasty on those cold nights. BTW, i removed all mirrors.. too many years bad luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 He must be dating Ms Manners. Did you ever have that syndicated columnist in your local paper? I still do -- but apparantly has no effect on me -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 They are the description of immoral. Fat internet losers are the least of your problems. And i dont need your warm regards.. My 40% body fat keeps me toasty on those cold nights. BTW, i removed all mirrors.. too many years bad luck. Hello Lil Bit Special, you have a faulty dictionary. I am not concerned with weight, I am not in search of pics, I am in search of morality. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I cordially invite Mr. Moron to engage in intercourse with himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 KrsH8KFzwxY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Hello Lil Bit Special, you have a faulty dictionary. I am not concerned with weight, I am not in search of pics, I am in search of morality. Warm Regards, Mister Morals I never said you were. Obviously when you decided to be moral you lost the ability of reading comprehension. Good day sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreen Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 This thread is hilarious!.....wait? Is that immoral to say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Apologies to any sensitive souls in advance, just trying to help: Mister Morals? If I may: Please, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut*. Thank you, most kindly. * Acknowledgment to the late, great Kurt Vonnegut. Hello Borgoguy, please don't use asterisks in the middle of a word. Please use all letters, I am unable to respond to such jargon. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Fixed it for you Mr Morals, can you read that now, you pointless gobshite? Morals at JN, whatever next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreen Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Apologies to any sensitive souls in advance, just trying to help: Fixed it for you Mr Morals, can you read that now, you pointless gobshite? Morals at JN, whatever next? .............Bunny rabbits taking over hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Go f*** yourself, YOU moralizing d********bag c*******er m******er. Who died and appointed you BIG SWINGING F***IN' D**** of this ranch? Take your morally-superior b****s*** f****in' act and go suck a bag of diseased d****s. Now the bag of dicks is diseased? Also, I thought he was supposed to eat them and not suck them. [quote name='Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 .............Bunny rabbits taking over hell? You've seen the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog? Couple of those could take over Hell, no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 You've seen the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog? Couple of those could take over Hell, no problem. The bones! My God man, look at the bones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 You've seen the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog? Couple of those could take over Hell, no problem. The bones! My God man, look at the bones!!! it is just a harmless little bunny... run away! run away! run away!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Mr. Morals, It is apparent you have never lived an immoral lifestyle. Please stop over at lot 5H sunday to see what you have been missing out on. Dancing girls & ****tails at 9:00 am in the big white motorhome, followed with jello shots and beer pong at the utility pole around 11:00. Please leave your bible and frootloop like attitude behind, we don't want to listen to your sermon we want to help you. An open mind and closed mouth will be greatly appreciated. Luke warm regards, Duane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The bones! My God man, look at the bones!!! I nearly soiled my armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I'm wondering if there is a Mrs Morals. We are not sure yet. But we have a list of possible candidates. No worries, your name is not on that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Hi Max! Why are you using a different name? It isn't me, the fact that you read some of his posts and laughed should have been your first clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Mr. Morals, It is apparent you have never lived an immoral lifestyle. Please stop over at lot 5H sunday to see what you have been missing out on. Dancing girls & ****tails at 9:00 am in the big white motorhome, followed with jello shots and beer pong at the utility pole around 11:00. Please leave your bible and frootloop like attitude behind, we don't want to listen to your sermon we want to help you. An open mind and closed mouth will be greatly appreciated. Luke warm regards, Duane Hello Duane, thank you for the invitation. Regrettably, I will not be able to attend the social gathering. I would ask that you not make assumptions for they can make you look foolish. My morality has nothing to do with a bible. You do not know what religion I am or if I even follow any religion. That part of the discussion must cease. I will ask you one question. Beer Pong. Is it moral? Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 it is just a harmless little bunny... run away! run away! run away!!! I nearly soiled my armor. Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, it's just an ordinary rabbit isn't it. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Beer Pong. Is it moral? I hope not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 cant go wrong with the Holy Grail my 14 year old is trying out for a play -- he has to do a scene from a movie his choice -- The Holy Hand Grenade speech -- he has it down pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Beer Pong. Is it moral? I hope not! The simple answer is No, beer pong is not moral. I strongly suggest that you avoid partaking in that activity this weekend. Be a leader, not a follower. I have an alternative for you to present to your group of friends and acquaintances on Sunday. When everyone has arrived, I want you to get everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Roundtable esque? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Hes right dejeterate -- be a leader - when you do beer pong -- you go first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The simple answer is No, beer pong is not moral. I strongly suggest that you avoid partaking in that activity this weekend. Be a leader, not a follower. I have an alternative for you to present to your group of friends and acquaintances on Sunday. When everyone has arrived, I want you to get everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The simple answer is No, beer pong is not moral. I strongly suggest that you avoid partaking in that activity this weekend. Be a leader, not a follower. I have an alternative for you to present to your group of friends and acquaintances on Sunday. When everyone has arrived, I want you to get everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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