Lil Bit Special Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 http://www.metsblog.com/2009/06/04/news-putz-may-get-medical-exam/ According to SNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Day to day bruised ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Holy crap, the Mets might end up having a worse injury plague than the Islanders did. That would be saying a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbn007 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Tommy John surgery a possibility? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I don't know. Surgery on your Putz sounds frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Tommy John surgery a possibility? I thought that his last diagnosis was a spur, wouldn't thy just shave the spur down, Heck, give me a file and I can do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I don't know. Surgery on your Putz sounds frightening. Borgo I like where you were going with that. I do think your execution could have been better. How about: Man anytime they operate on your putz it is never a good thing for your staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Borgo I like where you were going with that. I do think your execution could have been better. How about: Man anytime they operate on your putz it is never a good thing for your staff. I guess this would mean Putz is no longer the "long man" out of the bullpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Borgo I like where you were going with that. I do think your execution could have been better. How about: Man anytime they operate on your putz it is never a good thing for your staff. LOL. Agreed. The addition of "staff" to any putz reference always elevates the joke. How about this one: Anyone that isn't afraid of surgery on your putz is a pu$$y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 June 3, 2009Dance craze causes bodily harm KINGSTON (Jamaica) - A POPULAR dance in Jamaica faces restriction by the government after being blamed for a spate of broken penises, said media reports on Wednesday. The erotic dancy style known as 'daggering', features couples simulating dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music. The steps generally include extreme gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps. According to media reports, couples have taken the dance moves to the bedroom with disastrous results. The warning against the dance came from Jamaican doctors, prompted by being presented with a range of fractured penises caused by rough intercourse. The number of cases have tripled in the last year, the UK's Sun reported. Jamaica's government, concerned about the dance's growing popularity and public protests, has now banned ban songs and videos with blatantly sexual content, reported news.com.au. Jamaica's Broadcasting Commission, which defines daggering as a "colloquial term used in dancehall culture as a reference to hardcore sex or what is popularly referred to as 'dry sex' or the activities of persons engaged in the public simulation of various sexual acts and positions", enforced the ban in February. 'There shall not be transmitted through radio or television or cable services, any recording, live song or music video which promotes the act of 'daggering', or which makes reference to, or is otherwise suggestive of 'daggering',' the Jamaican Broadcasting Commission's official statement said. According to The Sun, 'daggering' is just a new name for an older dance style that has existed for a number of years in the Jamaican dancehall music scene. Jamaicans are apparently divided over the dance and the subsequent banning of the style - with some musicians saying it restricts free speech - but others support the government ban. Copyright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 sucks to be JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Tommy John surgery a possibility? It's bone spurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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