Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You all know this story. Michael Jordan retired from the NBA at the top of his game to play Baseball instead. It wasn't going very well. Little did he know that was the least of his worries as he was soon to be kidnapped by none other than the Loony Toons! It turned out they needed Michael's help. A group of aliens known as the MonStars had come to Earth from their home in the intergalactic Moron Mountain amusement park to enslave the Loony Toons and make them the main attraction. Quick thinking Bugs Bunny had challenged them to a game of Basketball for their freedom and thus the Jam had begun. The aliens stole the talent of top NBA stars but Bugs and company had a trick up their sleeve, the no longer retired Michael Jordan! With Micheal's help the rag tag Toon Squad brought their A game and rocked the house, saving themselves and the NBA stars talent in the process. It was a nice story but it wasn't the whole story. Now let me tell you about the R rated event that took place the night before the big game. The MonStars, worried that Michael would rally the Loony Toons as he eventually did, plotted on killing Michael the night before the game. The plan was to lure Michael onto the court in a friendly pregame "practice". They knew it would be too suspicious if they brought the full crew so only Pound and Bang, harboring the talents of Charles Barkley and Patrick Ewing respectively, were sent. "Hey Michael! We know this is probably the last thing you want to hear but..." Pound began sheepishly as Michael looked up. "Can you maybe sign this basketball for us over here?" Bang finished boldly, holding up ball and pen and gesturing towards the door. "I'm not signing anything for you fools, you're trying to hurt my friends here." While Bugs was making silly googoo eyes at Michael Pound did some fast thinking, "How about if we have a friendly pregame practice for it? Two on one! If we win you'll sign the ball." Bugs snapped out of it realizing this would a good opportunity to test his new team out while keeping tomorrow's game straight "And if we win you'll play a fair game tomorrow! Don't act like you're not planning on pulling a fast one! And if we're doing this it's not going to be two on one!" Bang bared his teeth, "Agreed. We'll need some of your toons to fill in for our other guys though." And so they all headed to the court and began playing Basketball. And no sooner than you can say "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" the lights went off for a minute and when they came back Sylvester the cat was dead. All the Loony Toons began pointing fingers at the bulky aliens but they pointed right back while swearing it wasn't them. "Let's vote on it!" someone called out. This is how it started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Rules 1. Do not communicate outside the game unless you're mafia in which case you have a QT. There will be a dead thread for observers PM me for a link. 2. Please bold all votes and unvotes, others will not be counted because I wont be looking for them. 3. This is a hammer game. 4. Close enough, GFY. Players 1. Lily 2. Leelou 3. Verbal 4. Jif 5. Pac 6. 80 - Killed N0 7. Ape - Cop - Killed N2 8. Ishy - Mafia Janitor - Lynched D2 9. AVM 10. Crusher 11. Smash - Killed N1 Roles & Win Conditions Vanilla Town - I prefer chocolate. WC: You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive. Cop - Investigates another Player at Night. In the morning receives a result of Innocent or Guilty. The Lyncher will show as Guilty. WC: You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive. Coroner - Investigates a dead Player at Night. In the morning receives their coroner report. WC: You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive. Lyncher - Bet you haven't seen this role in awhile. WC: Be the first or last vote on the targets train when they are lynched to win. If you aren't on the train or if you are not first or last you lose and will die shortly after. Mafia Janitor - Targets the player being killed. Instead of town receiving the Coroner report your receive it instead. WC: Have voting power equal or greater than towns, or if nothing can prevent the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Setup 1 Cop 2 Coroner 3 Vanilla 4 Vanilla 5 Vanilla 6 Vanilla 7 Vanilla 8 Vanilla 9 Lyncher 10 Mafia Janitor 11 Mafia Janitor Some quick facts: 1. This is going to be a Night Start game. 2. The Lyncher is considered a threat to town and until either the Lyncher or the Lynchee is dead the game will not end even if the mafia have been lynched. 3. If the Lyncher wins the game is over. Done. Ended. The Lyncher will be the sole winner. Mafia and Town beware. 4. The Mafia will be able to Janitor twice. You can't stop the first one but if you're lucky you can stop the second. 5. The Coroner is pretty useless after examining the two Janitor'd bodies but it's good to know if the Cop or Lyncher are down or if it's just a couple of vanillas. If you can trust your Coroner that is. 6. As you can see there is no doctor, claim at your own risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm working on sending out PM's now. I encourage all to refrain from posting before you get your PM and to also very carefully review the previous 2 posts. There is a lot of information to digest there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 All role PMs are now out. Sooo...all we're waiting for are night actions all. Sorry I didn't realize this was going to be a night start game when I started pulling everything together. It just kinda turned out that way. The way you guys play it shouldn't take too long though I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You all know this story. Michael Jordan retired from the NBA at the top of his game to play Baseball instead. It wasn't going very well. Little did he know that was the least of his worries as he was soon to be kidnapped by none other than the Loony Toons! It turned out they needed Michael's help. A group of aliens known as the MonStars had come to Earth from their home in the intergalactic Moron Mountain amusement park to enslave the Loony Toons and make them the main attraction. Quick thinking Bugs Bunny had challenged them to a game of Basketball for their freedom and thus the Jam had begun. The aliens stole the talent of top NBA stars but Bugs and company had a trick up their sleeve, the no longer retired Michael Jordan! With Micheal's help the rag tag Toon Squad brought their A game and rocked the house, saving themselves and the NBA stars talent in the process. It was a nice story but it wasn't the whole story. Now let me tell you about the R rated event that took place the night before the big game. The MonStars, worried that Michael would rally the Loony Toons as he eventually did, plotted on killing Michael the night before the game. The plan was to lure Michael onto the court in a friendly pregame "practice". They knew it would be too suspicious if they brought the full crew so only Pound and Bang, harboring the talents of Charles Barkley and Patrick Ewing respectively, were sent. "Hey Michael! We know this is probably the last thing you want to hear but..." Pound began sheepishly as Michael looked up. "Can you maybe sign this basketball for us over here?" Bang finished boldly, holding up ball and pen and gesturing towards the door. "I'm not signing anything for you fools, you're trying to hurt my friends here." While Bugs was making silly googoo eyes at Michael Pound did some fast thinking, "How about if we have a friendly pregame practice for it? Two on one! If we win you'll sign the ball." Bugs snapped out of it realizing this would a good opportunity to test his new team out while keeping tomorrow's game straight "And if we win you'll play a fair game tomorrow! Don't act like you're not planning on pulling a fast one! And if we're doing this it's not going to be two on one!" Bang bared his teeth, "Agreed. We'll need some of your toons to fill in for our other guys though." And so they all headed to the court and began playing Basketball. And no sooner than you can say "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" the lights went off for a minute and when they came back Sylvester the cat was dead. All the Loony Toons began pointing fingers at the bulky aliens but they pointed right back while swearing it wasn't them. "Let's vote on it!" someone called out. This is how it started. Rules 1. Do not communicate outside the game unless you're mafia in which case you have a QT. There will be a dead thread for observers PM me for a link. 2. Please bold all votes and unvotes, others will not be counted because I wont be looking for them. 3. This is a hammer game. 4. Close enough, GFY. Players 1. Lily 2. Leelou 3. Verbal 4. Jif 5. Pac 6. 80 7. Ape 8. Ishy 9. AVM 10. Crusher 11. Smash Roles & Win Conditions Vanilla Town - I prefer chocolate. WC: You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive. Cop - Investigates another Player at Night. In the morning receives a result of Innocent or Guilty. The Lyncher will show as Guilty. WC: You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive. Coroner - Investigates a dead Player at Night. In the morning receives their coroner report. WC: You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive. Lyncher - Bet you haven't seen this role in awhile. WC: Be the first or last vote on the targets train when they are lynched to win. If you aren't on the train or if you are not first or last you lose and will die shortly after. Mafia Janitor - Targets the player being killed. Instead of town receiving the Coroner report your receive it instead. WC: Have voting power equal or greater than towns, or if nothing can prevent the same. Setup 1 Cop 2 Coroner 3 Vanilla 4 Vanilla 5 Vanilla 6 Vanilla 7 Vanilla 8 Vanilla 9 Lyncher 10 Mafia Janitor 11 Mafia Janitor Some quick facts: 1. This is going to be a Night Start game. 2. The Lyncher is considered a threat to town and until either the Lyncher or the Lynchee is dead the game will not end even if the mafia have been lynched. 3. If the Lyncher wins the game is over. Done. Ended. The Lyncher will be the sole winner. Mafia and Town beware. 4. The Mafia will be able to Janitor twice. You can't stop the first one but if you're lucky you can stop the second. 5. The Coroner is pretty useless after examining the two Janitor'd bodies but it's good to know if the Cop or Lyncher are down or if it's just a couple of vanillas. If you can trust your Coroner that is. 6. As you can see there is no doctor, claim at your own risk. tl;dr Vote Nolder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Morning. You're hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Morning. Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm a cop. your gonna die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 your gonna die I don't care. No Vic, no CTM, no BG, and Pac's playing. Worst game ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You're hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Gonna nap. Gonna re-read. You dicks post too much. /DM'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 tl;dr Vote Nolder I'll allow it but I wouldn't recommend that. Votecount Nolder - 80 (1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Wait it's not even day yet... lol I forgot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 LOL I'm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Vote Verbal I want this thing to get emo as quickly as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Wait it's not even day yet... lol I forgot Oh, nvm hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 This game sucks. My role is lame. h8nolderp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm a cop. I'm spiderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 You know, I thought we could have a quick Night 0 and start the game but apparently not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You know, I thought we could have a quick Night 0 and start the game but apparently not. You thought wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm a cop. Ok, cool. I'm the Doc, so I'll be protecting you. Vote Verbal I want this thing to get emo as quickly as possible. **** you. Vote the obvscum with me. This game sucks. My role is lame. h8nolderp You're scum. Vote: JiF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 inb4 stfu Verbal it is still night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 stfu Verbal it is still night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 OMG I JUST ******* SAID THAT YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 stfu Verbal it is still night Speech at 10k posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 OMG I JUST ******* SAID THAT YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!! Someone's cranky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Someone's cranky. Someone missed the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 vote CTM He ruins everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 vote CTM He ruins everything Depending upon who you ask, it's very clear that I ruin everything. #notselfaware #messiahcomplex #nobodylovesme #everybodyhatesme #arrogant #sorryisteppedonyourego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Depending upon who you ask, it's very clear that I ruin everything. #notselfaware #messiahcomplex #nobodylovesme #everybodyhatesme #arrogant #sorryisteppedonyourego You bringing out the butthurt in teh weak. Personally you make me want to rub caramel on my nipples and stick tiny marshmallows on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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