JerryK Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 What did Steven Hawking say to the prostitute? "My illness prevents me from achieving an erection." Anti- anti-joke: ALS generally doesn't affect digestion, eye movement, or erectile function. So the nurse better be hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 A short handsome I-Talian man go's to a high school football game and sits slightly to the right in front of a fat man. He cheeers and claps. Because the team he rooted for won? No, because he was happy the fat bastard did fall on him and crush him to death. Why did the average height handsome I-Talian man sit in front of the fat man at the high school football game? Because he calculated that it was more like that the rear of the stands would collapse under the weight than that the fat man would slide down the bleachers like a mud slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Anti- anti-joke: ALS generally doesn't affect digestion, eye movement, or erectile function. So the nurse better be hot. Hasn't affected his sense of humor either, which is nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Anti- anti-joke: ALS generally doesn't affect digestion, eye movement, or erectile function. So the nurse better be hot. Damn you and your "facts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Crushlove FTW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 As is so often the case, real life events are even funnier than jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 As is so often the case, real life events are even funnier than jokes. I ****ed a tranny once that looked just like that second woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 I ****ed a tranny once that looked just like that second woman. I don't get it. Is this an anti-joke or..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't get it. Is this an anti-joke or..... Real life. Like I actually think it's her. She said she was moving out of state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Real life. Like I actually think it's her. She said she was moving out of state. Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 what's brown and sticky? A stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I ****ed a tranny once that looked just like that second woman. It wasnt that long ago when focking a tranny meant you wiped out the clutch and blew 1st gear on your Mustang GT. Times have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 It wasnt that long ago when focking a tranny meant you wiped out the clutch and blew 1st gear on your Mustang GT. Times have changed. Did you play jacks by the soda fountain too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Did you play jacks by the soda fountain too? Yes I did. And then when we were done we all went out and focked some trannys. (trannies?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 Yes I did. And then when we were done we all went out and focked some trannys. (trannies?) Sounds like a great day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 How do you know that Arsis posts at JN? He freely admits to sex with transsexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 As is so often the case, real life events are even funnier than jokes. More from Charlo. The girls a keeper. http://t.co/4wEq6ZtQMu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 More from Charlo. The girls a keeper. http://t.co/4wEq6ZtQMu America, **** yeah! She goes hard and has my vote for stuff on things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 30, 2014 Author Share Posted September 30, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arsis Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 what is the difference between a pakistani elementary school and an al-qaeda outpost? hell i don't know, i just fly the drone. Does this count? Or is it an actual joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, obviously not eight because my basement is still dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Medical science has made so many advances over the years and yet your chances of dying are 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 A bunch of Mexicans were going together in a car. They were carpooling to save on gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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