Sperm Edwards Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 It occurs to me that I'm not even smart enough to be considered a pseudo-intellectual. I once did a research paper on Phil Collins. Since then I like to think of myself as a Sussudio-intellectual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I once did a research paper on Phil Collins. Since then I like to think of myself as a Sussudio-intellectual. LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I once did a research paper on Phil Collins. Since then I like to think of myself as a Sussudio-intellectual. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I once did a research paper on Phil Collins. Since then I like to think of myself as a Sussudio-intellectual. That is the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I once did a research paper on Phil Collins. Since then I like to think of myself as a Sussudio-intellectual. Was it about how he works better within the confines of the group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I once did a research paper on Phil Collins. Since then I like to think of myself as a Sussudio-intellectual. Why won't the site let me like this... Don't tell me there is a cap on "liking"? Anyway, bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 That is the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Which is what makes it great. Love bad jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I do too, but guess what? That doesn't mean anything. Worse than Tom Brady isn't much of an insult, and better than Harvard and Henne is faint praise. If people having different opinions on things to you constitutes intolerable douche-measuring I don't think this is your medium. I'm a me being right fan. Now that he's proved me wrong by being better than I thought possible I'm just hoping he doesn't take us all the way. And if he does, then he'd better make the Hall of Fame or I'll still have something to complain about. I pseudo-lawyered up some evidence that he has not improved, specifically that his performance through two games this year is about the same as it was in 2009 and 2010 (I actually think there's a reasonable argument to be made that this year was actually the worst of the three given the level of competition he faced, but we'll stick with the same), but then I'm ignoring the fact that we were supposed to lose to Dallas (what happened to always having faith?) and that the interceptions against Jacksonville didn't count. Also, I'm trying to get you to abandon hope in week 2 and am not in it for the game side of being a fan. LOL, I personally didn't need evidence. He's been what I'd call "about the same" (advanced football technical term). My only reason for getting involved was to say I don't care about his individual performance, when then bigger picture is about us winning. Frankly his stats don't matter.... My measurement for "did he improve" is how many games did he lose us, how many did he win us.... Did he get us further than last year? The year before? Otherwise this is a moot argument, IMO. I don't want to come off as discouraging the argument though, itsnvery entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 So you get the pseudo-intellects and the better than you fans. Got it. Gawd you are so snively when you get defensive. I was actually agreeing with you... And yeah, I get the pseudo intellectual thing... It's exactly the thing I do in mafia to sound arrogant and piss emo girls like you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 So now if someone doesn't see what you do, he's a "pseudo-intellectual", a blowhard, a clown, are guilty of douchebaggery, wanna-be-lawyerin', has abandoned hope in week 2, and is only watching games in search of negative points to bring up. Gotcha. Why not write: "I have deep insight into the psyche and motivations of those who don't agree with me as to the degree of Mark Sanchez's progress. Said people have serious personal issues requiring therapy and/or medication."? lol. It's all good, man. People are allowed to disagree and still root for the same team. Everyone here is just stating an opinion. Some agree with each other and some disagree with each other. If you don't want to join in you don't have to. But if people want to discuss something it's kind of snobbish of you to come along and, in so many words, say that anyone endeavoring into a discussion you disapprove of has psychiatric problems. I only say this because I've been on that end of it years ago and we can smell our own. All I'm saying is there are plenty of threads I have no interest in. I skip them. What I don't do is drop in to tell those having said discussion that they have personal or intellectual shortcomings for not having the same subject interests I do. I haven't really taken a side in the debate, so much as I flung poop at everyone else involved. I think you are missing the intentional irony of my post. Don't take offense, it's kind of what I do.... Trust me, me likey the debate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 My only reason for getting involved was to say I don't care about his individual performance, when then bigger picture is about us winning. Frankly his stats don't matter.... My measurement for "did he improve" is how many games did he lose us, how many did he win us.... I would argue that he is 0-0 in that department this season, so I suppose that by your criteria, he has improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I think parents setting the bar for their children as low as the majority of fans have for Sanchez (and Jets QB's in general) is why this country continues to lag behind in education. Maybe we can take up a collection for an XBOX for Mark as a reward for his latest 'C' report card... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Says the guy who does not even have a proper sink setup. So use that money to fix the electric outlets before you get eltroculated! Going after a man's plumbing. Ice cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 A quarterback debate, "math nerds" cracks, emo breakdowns and a Phil Collins joke to top it all off? This is the best thread in the history of threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I don't care if he ever becomes elite personally. I'm a Jets fan, and he's a part of the team... as long as the whole is greater than the sum of the parts, and this team wins... then I could give a sh*t what story Sanchez's stats tell. I care about wins, and the one stats nobody seems to bring up is how many times Sanchez has brought us back in the 4th quarter and helped this defense-led team win. This this this and more of this! All the ******* kid does in win. I <3 winners. Especially smexy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Gawd you are so snively when you get defensive. I was actually agreeing with you... And yeah, I get the pseudo intellectual thing... It's exactly the thing I do in mafia to sound arrogant and piss emo girls like you off. You get off on calling people names. Yup, you're really secure. And I'm fine it's that I was merely stating the fact the source of your argument is that thinking other than you think is well, the reason they aren't a "fan". But yea, I'm with you in the sense I want Sanchez to succeed, I just put more stock in his success increasing the chances this franchise wins a championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I think parents setting the bar for their children as low as the majority of fans have for Sanchez (and Jets QB's in general) is why this country continues to lag behind in education. Maybe we can take up a collection for an XBOX for Mark as a reward for his latest 'C' report card... I'm confused. He's a winner. Parents dont wan their children to grow to be winners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I'm confused. He's a winner. Parents dont wan their children to grow to be winners? We are all winners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Going after a man's plumbing. Ice cold. Take a look at me now, I'm just an empty sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I'm confused. He's a winner. Parents dont wan their children to grow to be winners? As long as they make friends with guys like Revis and McKnight, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 And I'm fine it's that I was merely stating the fact the source of your argument is that thinking other than you think is well, the reason they aren't a "fan". But yea, I'm with you in the sense I want Sanchez to succeed, I just put more stock in his success increasing the chances this franchise wins a championship. You have to ignore the arrogance of the Ape because we all know deep down inside, he's a little stuffed curious george monkey that your dog humps. I'm having fun with this argument because I'm resigned to the fact, Sanchez will never be elite. I'm also not saying, its impossible. Who knows? He's young. He works hard. He's only a 3rd year starter. While I get we've got a nice sample size and he's started a lot of games...the book is most certainly not closed. While I have my doubts, I think its pretty silly to say it can never happen. Jets fan suffer from having the first true superstar QB for their only SB and havent had squat since. Meanwhile in our division during my life time, we've had 4 of the greatest QB's ever (2 who never won a SB I might add). So we desperately want one too. And I get it, I'd like it as well. But I'm perfectly fine with having a guy good enough and he's definitely good enough....running the show. You know why? Rex Ryan. Thats what its all about. The guy is ******* awesome. Greatest thing thats happened to this franchise since I've been alive (yes better than Parcells IMO). As long as he's around, I believe. And Mark has won me over. He's not a great Qb. But the kid is a gamer. He wins. Even when he shouldnt. As long as I've been around, we've never had that. There are 8-10 games that I can think of off the top of my head that the "SOJ" would have never won...no matter who the QB was...but with Sanchez, I wont lie...I always feel like the kid can bring us back. You know why? Because he's done time and time again. Remember, this was the 1 guy...1 guy...I wanted nothing to do with coming out of USC. But he's dead ******* smexy and I <3 him. I'm his #1 fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 But yea, I'm with you in the sense I want Sanchez to succeed, I just put more stock in his success increasing the chances this franchise wins a championship. No no, I'm sorry, that's not going to work. Anyone who thinks Sanchez hasn't been good doesn't want him to succeed. This isn't negotiable and your acceptance into the I'm So Smart/Oh So Witty Club is entirely dependent on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Going after a man's plumbing. Ice cold. That's what one gets for sticking their nose where it doesn't belong. I have been subject to numerous unprovoked attacks from said individual. And even though he gets owned everytime he still keeps coming back for more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 No no, I'm sorry, that's not going to work. Anyone who thinks Sanchez hasn't been good doesn't want him to succeed. This isn't negotiable and your acceptance into the I'm So Smart/Oh So Witty Club is entirely dependent on this. You also have to be a misogynist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 You also have to be a misogynist. Yes, but I thought we already determined that this wasn't an issue with him. I hate when you do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 You have to ignore the arrogance of the Ape because we all know deep down inside, he's a little stuffed curious george monkey that your dog humps. I'm having fun with this argument because I'm resigned to the fact, Sanchez will never be elite. I'm also not saying, its impossible. Who knows? He's young. He works hard. He's only a 3rd year starter. While I get we've got a nice sample size and he's started a lot of games...the book is most certainly not closed. While I have my doubts, I think its pretty silly to say it can never happen. Jets fan suffer from having the first true superstar QB for their only SB and havent had squat since. Meanwhile in our division during my life time, we've had 4 of the greatest QB's ever (2 who never won a SB I might add). So we desperately want one too. And I get it, I'd like it as well. But I'm perfectly fine with having a guy good enough and he's definitely good enough....running the show. You know why? Rex Ryan. Thats what its all about. The guy is ******* awesome. Greatest thing thats happened to this franchise since I've been alive (yes better than Parcells IMO). As long as he's around, I believe. And Mark has won me over. He's not a great Qb. But the kid is a gamer. He wins. Even when he shouldnt. As long as I've been around, we've never had that. There are 8-10 games that I can think of off the top of my head that the "SOJ" would have never won...no matter who the QB was...but with Sanchez, I wont lie...I always feel like the kid can bring us back. You know why? Because he's done time and time again. Remember, this was the 1 guy...1 guy...I wanted nothing to do with coming out of USC. But he's dead ******* smexy and I <3 him. I'm his #1 fan. tl;ead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Yes, but I thought we already determined that this wasn't an issue with him. I hate when you do this. Sorry. Just a PSA for other interested parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 No no, I'm sorry, that's not going to work. Anyone who thinks Sanchez hasn't been good doesn't want him to succeed. This isn't negotiable and your acceptance into the I'm So Smart/Oh So Witty Club is entirely dependent on this. Always looking out for the truth in jest. While Sanchez having success would be good for the team you root for, if he's not successful you get to be right on a message board. And we all know which is more important. I, uh, agree with JiF. I think Sanchez might always be a guy who makes a dumb turnover more often than I'd like. Maybe he's a 60% passer for his lifetime. If he can get up to the level of Jake Plummer's best years and sustain that for a longer period of time - I'd be pretty happy with that. And that's kinda where I think he's headed. He's up and down during the course of games, but usually pretty up at the end of them. That he's put up some of his best performances in the playoffs or other games of significance is undeniable. I'm not closing the book on him one day bordering on elite status, though. Some guys develop faster than others. I admit that I probably give him more of a pass because by all accounts he's a quality human being and a very hard worker. He's stood up mentally to the challenges of QB'ing in NY very well - and I think that's a huge item. If maybe not elite, he certainly has the building blocks in place to be very good. And I'll take very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Always looking out for the truth in jest. While Sanchez having success would be good for the team you root for, if he's not successful you get to be right on a message board. And we all know which is more important. I, uh, agree with JiF. I think Sanchez might always be a guy who makes a dumb turnover more often than I'd like. Maybe he's a 60% passer for his lifetime. If he can get up to the level of Jake Plummer's best years and sustain that for a longer period of time - I'd be pretty happy with that. And that's kinda where I think he's headed. He's up and down during the course of games, but usually pretty up at the end of them. That he's put up some of his best performances in the playoffs or other games of significance is undeniable. I'm not closing the book on him one day bordering on elite status, though. Some guys develop faster than others. I admit that I probably give him more of a pass because by all accounts he's a quality human being and a very hard worker. He's stood up mentally to the challenges of QB'ing in NY very well - and I think that's a huge item. If maybe not elite, he certainly has the building blocks in place to be very good. And I'll take very good. It only took Rich Gannon like a dozen years to be counted among the league's elite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I would argue that he is 0-0 in that department this season, so I suppose that by your criteria, he has improved. I can respect that, however, I'm happy to give credit where it's due... He brought us back vs. Dallas and not all QBs would have gotten it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Always looking out for the truth in jest. While Sanchez having success would be good for the team you root for, if he's not successful you get to be right on a message board. And we all know which is more important. I, uh, agree with JiF. I think Sanchez might always be a guy who makes a dumb turnover more often than I'd like. Maybe he's a 60% passer for his lifetime. If he can get up to the level of Jake Plummer's best years and sustain that for a longer period of time - I'd be pretty happy with that. And that's kinda where I think he's headed. He's up and down during the course of games, but usually pretty up at the end of them. That he's put up some of his best performances in the playoffs or other games of significance is undeniable. I'm not closing the book on him one day bordering on elite status, though. Some guys develop faster than others. I admit that I probably give him more of a pass because by all accounts he's a quality human being and a very hard worker. He's stood up mentally to the challenges of QB'ing in NY very well - and I think that's a huge item. If maybe not elite, he certainly has the building blocks in place to be very good. And I'll take very good. In bold is where I stopped reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 You get off on calling people names. Yup, you're really secure. And I'm fine it's that I was merely stating the fact the source of your argument is that thinking other than you think is well, the reason they aren't a "fan". But yea, I'm with you in the sense I want Sanchez to succeed, I just put more stock in his success increasing the chances this franchise wins a championship. Bro, stop being such a vag. I don't "get off" on it, I do it because that is how me and my guy friends break each others chops. I'm sorry you are so delicate, but don't think for a minute I do it for any reason other than bring a dude. The whole "not a real fan" snark goes back to DWC comments he used to make. You are the last person I'd have expected to take the feigned arrogance seriously, for that you deserve the weeping you are doing now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 In bold is where I stopped reading. I don't blame you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I think parents setting the bar for their children as low as the majority of fans have for Sanchez (and Jets QB's in general) is why this country continues to lag behind in education. Maybe we can take up a collection for an XBOX for Mark as a reward for his latest 'C' report card... All this time people spend debating which party is responsible for the downfall of America... When all along it was Sanchez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 In bold is where I stopped reading. I don't blame you. Me either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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