SMC Posted May 31, 2012 Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 How sweet. If you really want to pay him back with a grandson you gotta get that book that explains how to have a male child when you conceive. Im SERIOUS. I did it with Baby Crusher, Little Sal and LeLe and got what I wanted each time. Has to do with angle of ejaculation and the ph of the va jay jay based on the cycle of menstration. NOT EVEN KIDDING. SCIENCE Yep, this is real. The info is available online as well. The strongest sperm have the highest testosterone level and, thus, produce boys. But since it's a race against thousands, there needs to be some assistance, as you mentioned, such has angle, timing of cycle, female orgasm, etc. I followed it to the T for the first one, and, bullseye, got a son. I wanted a girl for the second one, didn't follow the procedure and, bullseye, got a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Yep, this is real. The info is available online as well. The strongest sperm have the highest testosterone level and, thus, produce boys. But since it's a race against thousands, there needs to be some assistance, as you mentioned, such has angle, timing of cycle, female orgasm, etc. I followed it to the T for the first one, and, bullseye, got a son. I wanted a girl for the second one, didn't follow the procedure and, bullseye, got a girl. effin great. Now you tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 *smoked* my pee-pee tank u veddy much something something roach clip joke something something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Ape, sorry to hear about father-in-law... Thanks JC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Yep, this is real. The info is available online as well. The strongest sperm have the highest testosterone level and, thus, produce boys. But since it's a race against thousands, there needs to be some assistance, as you mentioned, such has angle, timing of cycle, female orgasm, etc. I followed it to the T for the first one, and, bullseye, got a son. I wanted a girl for the second one, didn't follow the procedure and, bullseye, got a girl. So like, what if I'm used to doing all the angles each time, then what? Heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I'm just bitter. And dead. I'll stop posting now lulz. and little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted May 31, 2012 Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 So like, what if I'm used to doing all the angles each time, then what? Heh heh... Needless to say, fornication is awesome. But this is about procreation and you have to be on a mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 So like, what if I'm used to doing all the angles each time, then what? Heh heh... I know I'm dead but I just banged my wife silly and knocked her up with no silly angles and what not and got 2 boys. Manly sperm FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 **** bitches, make money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 So like, what if I'm used to doing all the angles each time, then what? Heh heh... Don't want to give away all the secrets...but the boy sperm are fast little fukkers...unfortunately they cannot run long distances...decrease the distance and the boy sperm can win the race to the egg...increase the distance...the girl sperm win because all the boy sperm gave up half way there...also includes some interesting positioning drills that are always fun to try...there's more especially if your wife-to-be gets into the timing aspect...then you get a whole new meaning to "on-demand" sex...so yeah...you have a lot to look forward to...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Sorry to hear about the family stuff, Ape. I'm sure you'll give her the wedding she wants/deserves. Only met her once, but she seems to be a really cool girl, and even more so for putting up with you. something something roach clip joke something something Why can't I rep? I'm getting an error for "unable to save reputation" or something. Crusher - HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted May 31, 2012 Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 Don't want to give away all the secrets...but the boy sperm are fast little fukkers...unfortunately they cannot run long distances...decrease the distance and the boy sperm can win the race to the egg...increase the distance...the girl sperm win because all the boy sperm gave up half way there...also includes some interesting positioning drills that are always fun to try...there's more especially if your wife-to-be gets into the timing aspect...then you get a whole new meaning to "on-demand" sex...so yeah...you have a lot to look forward to...lol. Yep, boy sperm twice as strong, run half as long. They're sprinters and girl sperm are marathon runners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Don't want to give away all the secrets...but the boy sperm are fast little fukkers...unfortunately they cannot run long distances...decrease the distance and the boy sperm can win the race to the egg...increase the distance...the girl sperm win because all the boy sperm gave up half way there...also includes some interesting positioning drills that are always fun to try...there's more especially if your wife-to-be gets into the timing aspect...then you get a whole new meaning to "on-demand" sex...so yeah...you have a lot to look forward to...lol. We were tried at least 3 fast positions and 2 slow ones last Friday. I'm going to be awesome at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Sorry to hear about the family stuff, Ape. I'm sure you'll give her the wedding she wants/deserves. Only met her once, but she seems to be a really cool girl, and even more so for putting up with you. Why can't I rep? I'm getting an error for "unable to save reputation" or something. Crusher - HELP! Haha... thanks. She's awesome for a myriad of reasons, putting up with me being top of the list, yes... I can't rep anymore either. This forum software sucks, Max asks us what we want... we all say Rep + Rep comments, and instead Rep get broken entirely. lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Can you impregnate bitches through the a-hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Don't want to give away all the secrets...but the boy sperm are fast little fukkers...unfortunately they cannot run long distances...decrease the distance and the boy sperm can win the race to the egg...increase the distance...the girl sperm win because all the boy sperm gave up half way there...also includes some interesting positioning drills that are always fun to try...there's more especially if your wife-to-be gets into the timing aspect...then you get a whole new meaning to "on-demand" sex...so yeah...you have a lot to look forward to...lol. Yea, I think the timing is more important for getting knocked up period. Sadly, I knocked her up on first try so I had like a week of straight bangin'. Then 11 months of getting cockblocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Can you impregnate bitches through the a-hole? Why? Did you miss your period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 We were tried at least 3 fast positions and 2 slow ones last Friday. I'm going to be awesome at this. He's referring to shallow load droppin or deep. And it's good for her to not be on top so all the baby batter doesn't come out. That's what I was told. I was just directed to bang and so, I banged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Why? Did you miss your period? What about the ear-hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 So like, what if I'm used to doing all the angles each time, then what? Heh heh... Just put a pillow under your lower back to angle your uterus upwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 SMC, go smack the bitches you are waiting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Can you impregnate bitches through the a-hole? CTM was an anal birth so it appears so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 CTM was an anal birth so it appears so. You're the brown one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 You're the brown one. the ladies say my olive complexion is to die for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 CTM was an anal birth so it appears so. You're the brown one. lmao... this is why I play mafia.. funny exchange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I like the direction of this thread right now, lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 the ladies say my olive complexion is to die for. It looks oily due to the fat sweats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 lmao... this is why I play mafia.. funny exchange ninja'd by the hermit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 These last 2 pages are hilarious. I'll try not to ruin it, promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Rep works again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 SMC, go smack the bitches you are waiting on. Maybe he's too busy trying to make another male Giants fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 ****. Out of rep... owe so much of it right now... dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Maybe he's too busy trying to make another male Giants fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Can't see the image. Stupid work comp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted May 31, 2012 Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 … IN THE WAREHOUSE … “Oh crap, Vic, sorry about that,” Pac said with a smirk. “But removing you was good for my soul.” “You have no soul!” Hess yelled out. “And killing Vic was super stupid like your face!” “Screw you, Hess,” Pac snapped. “It’s Vic’s own fault. My logic was sound.” Crusher shoved Hess in the back. “Stop bitching. It’s not like you were involved in what happened.” “Shut your big ugly mouth,” Hess sneered and whipped out his gun. “I’ll shoot your fatass, just like I would do to CTM, Christine, 80, and Leelou.” Crusher pulled out his gun and aimed it at Hess. “I’d like to see you try.” But they were not alone and others pulled out their guns as well. “It’s about to get real,” someone said. Before anyone said another word, bullets started to fly, ricocheting off the van and the walls. A staccato of gunfire and smoke filled the air. “Stop! Stop!” someone yelled out and the firing ceased. There were two dead bodies on the floor, but, surprisingly, they were not Crusher or Hess, the latter whom was somehow only grazed. Everyone crowded around the two fallen men, both with a bullet to the back of their heads. Pac, Robert Fischer (townie), a self-projection in Robert Fischer’s subconscious, has left the dream level. The other was, Sharrow, Robert Fischer (townie), a self-projection in Robert Fischer’s subconscious, has left the dream level. “Glad Pac’s dead,” CTM said, “but this was bullsh*t. Let’s do the vote again, okay?” “Yeah, whatever you say, creepy ahole,” Ape replied. The Players 1. Nolder 2. Crusher 3. Verbal 4. Vicious 1 –Lynched D1 5. Leelou 6. Ape 7. Pac – Killed N1 8. JF80 9. JiF 10. Christine 11. JC 12. Smashmouth 13. AVM 14. Tina 15. WWWombat 16. CTM 17. Hess 18. Sharrow – Killed N1 19. Jack_D DAY 2 HAS STARTED With 16 Robert Fischers, it takes 9 to lynch out of the dream level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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