Nolder Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 You know...I was going to make another self deprecating joke about how women haven't talked to me in years but then I thought about it and they actually have. I distinctly remember two incidents in the past year. One was when I had some money and I went to bevmo and bought like 6 bottles of liquor. The girl at the cash register was making small talk and would not shut up. I was with two other guys but she just ignored them and kept talking to me. She said she liked the vodka I was getting and asked if we were having a party and how she only likes certain drinks at parties. I think she was trying to get me to invite her over after her shift. I didn't give a rats ass I just wanted her to ring me up so I could take my alcohol home. The other time was in Vegas (well state line actually). I had just woken up after only a couple hours sleep and was going with my friend to get a soda from mcdonalds. As we were walking through the casino we started to pass these two girls at the bar. They looked like they'd been up drinking all night. One of them said hey come here I want to show you something and I said no thanks and kept my pace. She giggled and said don't be like that and grabbed my arm. I think she was going to read my palm or something. I jerked away and said don't touch me and walked past her and continued on my way. I'm kind of an a$$hole come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 "Hey! Come on in Sarah! Let me give you the ol' grand tour of the place! (Hey Mom!) So, this is our kitchen. Yeah, it smells a little weird, sorry. The dog pees all over the place and no one cleans it up really. What? Yeah, no, I never take the dog out. Why not? Well it's my Mom's dog and I don't think I should have to. OK, moving on. Here's the couch where I take my daily 3 hour naps. And where the magic happens, if you know what I mean! My room? No, that's not an option. See, I've turned my room into an MMORPG/LARPing/WoW station. Yeah, no bed in there. Hey where are you going?" I have a bed in my room. It's broken and hurts my back to sleep on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallia Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 We're moving to SD in the next couple years, fiance is from there originally, lots of family down there. Pac: I feel for ya, I'm the non dog person here. I like dogs, I just don't want to deal with taking care of them. So either I vote Pac for not being super helpful according to others which would be ******* rich coming from me or I vote Womby for being too talky and aggressive. At least from the wagons I see right now, not sure if I'll get on before end of phase or not. Of the two I think too talky/trying to be helpful but putting up a lot of sh*t to muddy the waters seems more scummy to me. Womby Partay!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 The cat is a psycho when it's around other animals.. she could easily take one of those dopey eyes out of the pug. This made me think of your cat.... Lol... http://youtu.be/C-Opm9b2WDk http://nypost.com/2014/05/14/cat-saves-boy-from-vicious-dog-attack/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I'm always more impressed by stories of animals the get lost and find their owners years later and/or thousands of miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Current Vote Count: Verb (4) - Crush, JiF, Ape, Wombat Wombat (8) - Lily, Pac, Verb, Nolder, Arsis, Hally, Lizard, Lia Pac (6) - 80, Leelou, AVM, Hess, Smash, SMC With 18 players, it takes 10 to lynch. Deadline in 2.5 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Day of reckoning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 You know...I was going to make another self deprecating joke about how women haven't talked to me in years but then I thought about it and they actually have. I distinctly remember two incidents in the past year. One was when I had some money and I went to bevmo and bought like 6 bottles of liquor. The girl at the cash register was making small talk and would not shut up. I was with two other guys but she just ignored them and kept talking to me. She said she liked the vodka I was getting and asked if we were having a party and how she only likes certain drinks at parties. I think she was trying to get me to invite her over after her shift. I didn't give a rats ass I just wanted her to ring me up so I could take my alcohol home. The other time was in Vegas (well state line actually). I had just woken up after only a couple hours sleep and was going with my friend to get a soda from mcdonalds. As we were walking through the casino we started to pass these two girls at the bar. They looked like they'd been up drinking all night. One of them said hey come here I want to show you something and I said no thanks and kept my pace. She giggled and said don't be like that and grabbed my arm. I think she was going to read my palm or something. I jerked away and said don't touch me and walked past her and continued on my way. I'm kind of an a$$hole come to think of it. Or gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Day of reckoning! Dia de Muerto de Pac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Looks like I'm in time. unvote Vote Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Looks like I'm in time. unvote Vote Pac Good vote. Bueno. Tres mas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Remaining Verbal voters: You realize I'm in this game right? And that I can be handed a gun? Vote Pac and let's work something out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I guess I should be happy the worst player in the history of mafia thinks I'm scum. Maybe this is one of his "I'm scum and I'm going to be so keyraisy" acts. Keep bangin' that drum, simpleton.. If anyone wants to hyper lynch 80 lets go. He's clearly not going to be helpful at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I guess I should be happy the worst player in the history of mafia thinks I'm scum. Maybe this is one of his "I'm scum and I'm going to be so keyraisy" acts. Keep bangin' that drum, simpleton.. If anyone wants to hyper lynch 80 lets go. He's clearly not going to be helpful at all. I'm not dying today, Pac. Your better bet is to convince us why Wombat or Verbal would be better lynches in the next 45 minutes. But you're scum so you won't be doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I'm not dying today, Pac. Your better bet is to convince us why Wombat or Verbal would be better lynches in the next 45 minutes. But you're scum so you won't be doing that. There's nothing more to say.. I don't particularly care what you want me to do lol. Anyone paying attention will know I'm being voted for nothing more than the same bs. Everyone is always convinced I'm scum by mid game, lynches me, then shrugs it off when they're wrong. It's really getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Jesus Christ the last 5 pages have me depressed. I may want to adopt Nolder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Jesus Christ the last 5 pages have me depressed. I may want to adopt Nolder. The dog sh*tting in his house feels like a Breaking Bad episode...so sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I guess I should be happy the worst player in the history of mafia thinks I'm scum. Maybe this is one of his "I'm scum and I'm going to be so keyraisy" acts. Keep bangin' that drum, simpleton.. If anyone wants to hyper lynch 80 lets go. He's clearly not going to be helpful at all. Down for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 There's nothing more to say.. I don't particularly care what you want me to do lol. Anyone paying attention will know I'm being voted for nothing more than the same bs. Everyone is always convinced I'm scum by mid game, lynches me, then shrugs it off when they're wrong. It's really getting old. I'm mostly voting you to stay alive at this point. Scum clearly played us by getting us to not lynch Verbal or Nolder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Jesus Christ the last 5 pages have me depressed. I may want to adopt Nolder. There are too many girls in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Down for this Have fun with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 There's nothing more to say.. I don't particularly care what you want me to do lol. Anyone paying attention will know I'm being voted for nothing more than the same bs. Everyone is always convinced I'm scum by mid game, lynches me, then shrugs it off when they're wrong. It's really getting old. Although you're an easy d1 lynch that's not why I'm voting you. So shut your ugly face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Down for this You've admittedly been skimming (obvious from our back & forth yesterday) - how would you know if 80 has been helpful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Everyone is always convinced I'm scum by mid game, lynches me, then shrugs it off when they're wrong. It's really getting old. I see you've dumped your ultra-manly defense and are trying to go for the sympathy vote now. Rather than, you know, trying to be helpful to the town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I'm mostly voting you to stay alive at this point. Scum clearly played us by getting us to not lynch Verbal or Nolder. At this point I wish we had another day or 2. I'd definitely vote for Nolder.. don't see the case on Verb tho. 80 is a parasite that needs to be removed from the game. He's just attacking me because I've completely wiped the floor with him for years. It's his little revenge tactic. I'm not scum and would like to continue playing but it's not like I won't be busy the next few days anyway. so whatevs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 You've admittedly been skimming (obvious from our back & forth yesterday) - how would you know if 80 has been helpful? Policy lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Tres mas votos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 There's nothing more to say.. I don't particularly care what you want me to do lol. Anyone paying attention will know I'm being voted for nothing more than the same bs. Everyone is always convinced I'm scum by mid game, lynches me, then shrugs it off when they're wrong. It's really getting old. Untrue. Anyone paying attention would know that the list of 5-6 random names you listed earlier in the game, each paired with wishy-washy "observations" is not what a Pac D1 scum FOS list looks like. You haven't done anything to defend yourself other then play the "Pac gets lynched because everyone thinks Pac is scum" card. You usually thrash back with logical defense as a townie. Unvote Vote Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 At this point I wish we had another day or 2. I'd definitely vote for Nolder.. don't see the case on Verb tho. 80 is a parasite that needs to be removed from the game. He's just attacking me because I've completely wiped the floor with him for years. It's his little revenge tactic. I'm not scum and would like to continue playing but it's not like I won't be busy the next few days anyway. so whatevs. Phase 1 of scumPac defense: Excessive machismo. Phase 2: Attempt to earn sympathy. Phase 3: Fatalist "Whatevs" post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I'm mostly voting you to stay alive at this point. Scum clearly played us by getting us to not lynch Verbal or Nolder. Oh god please die already. This type of complaining either means you're scum or a whiny bitch. I take that back. "Or" should be "and". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Current Vote Count: Verb (2) - Crush, JiF Wombat (8) - Lily, Pac, Verb, Nolder, Arsis, Hally, Lizard, Lia Pac (8) - 80, Leelou, AVM, Hess, Smash, SMC, Wombat, Ape With 18 players, it takes 10 to lynch. Deadline in 32 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 We're moving to SD in the next couple years, fiance is from there originally, lots of family down there. Pac: I feel for ya, I'm the non dog person here. I like dogs, I just don't want to deal with taking care of them. So either I vote Pac for not being super helpful according to others which would be ******* rich coming from me or I vote Womby for being too talky and aggressive. At least from the wagons I see right now, not sure if I'll get on before end of phase or not. Of the two I think too talky/trying to be helpful but putting up a lot of sh*t to muddy the waters seems more scummy to me. Womby I would kill Lia too. This whole posts reeks of pre-emptive backpedalling. It's all hedge and no accountability, both options she presents she maps to "according to others". Nothing about my list has changed: Verb, Nolder, Pac and Lia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Untrue. Anyone paying attention would know that the list of 5-6 random names you listed earlier in the game, each paired with wishy-washy "observations" is not what a Pac D1 scum FOS list looks like. You haven't done anything to defend yourself other then play the "Pac gets lynched because everyone thinks Pac is scum" card. You usually thrash back with logical defense as a townie. Unvote Vote Pac Love how Pac thinks I'm the only one with a case on him. No one ever follows me so how did 7 other votes show up? Magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I'm mostly voting you to stay alive at this point. Scum clearly played us by getting us to not lynch Verbal or Nolder. Pretty much the exact vibe Im getting. Except I would say Verbal and Leelou. I think Nolder is more wrong than scummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Pretty much the exact vibe Im getting. Except I would say Verbal and Leelou. I think Nolder is more wrong than scummy. Right now, your vote isn't helping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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