#27TheDominator Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 My car is not a substitute penis. A girl made a crack like that in college psych class (same car by the way) when I parked outside class. She said I was compensating. I got up and told the professor that I was not and that I would prove it by "putting it on the table." She did not call my bluff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) no, not the same. the cars that impress men are not the same as the cars that pull chicks. carry on then. Edited March 1, 2013 by cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 My car is not a substitute penis. A girl made a crack like that in college psych class (same car by the way) when I parked outside class. She said I was compensating. I got up and told the professor that I was not and that I would prove it by "putting it on the table." She did not call my bluff. rethink this event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 no, not the same. the cars that impress men ate not the same as the cars that pull chicks. carry on then. I am fully aware of this. I have a few cars. Most tilt towards impressing men, but I have a couple that chicks like. Not the German crap that impresses the great unwashed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 rethink this event. No. I don't have to. I'm serious. I will pull it out. Not ashamed. I may have the car because I am an immature narcissist, but not because I have a small willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'm not sure why that formatted like a failing attempt at haiku in 4th grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 No. I don't have to. I'm serious. I will pull it out. Not ashamed. I may have the car because I am an immature narcissist, but not because I have a small willy. only men or women of independent means care about the size of your willy. rethink this event, for realz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) I'm not sure why that formatted like a failing attempt at haiku in 4th grade come, have a glass with me, forget the formatting, it's shabbas and teh wine is spensive. so is teh car but only for my own enjoyment. as evinced by its being ford. lol. sigh. Edited March 1, 2013 by cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 only men or women of independent means care about the size of your willy. rethink this event, for realz. I want a girl who earns her own money. One that appreciates me for the size of my willy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 come, have a glass with me, forget the formatting, it's shabbas and teh wine is spensive. so is teh car but only for my own enjoyment. as evinced by its being ford. lol. sigh. Wine is a great idea. I am waiting for my idiot friends to finish up to go have some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cindy Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 no. it's not. enjoy the Bordeaux. I go sleep cause... I get weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 no. it's not. enjoy the Bordeaux. I go sleep cause... I get weird. You are talking about his 'fancy cock' and he is talking about his car. Again, is it not the same metaphor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 You are talking about his 'fancy cock' and he is talking about his car. Again, is it not the same metaphor? except he has hope and I am done goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 We all have hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Whateva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 My car is not a substitute penis. A girl made a crack like that in college psych class (same car by the way) when I parked outside class. She said I was compensating. I got up and told the professor that I was not and that I would prove it by "putting it on the table." She did not call my bluff. I thought you drive a PT Cruiser? LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I thought you drive a PT Cruiser? LOL Most of the time. I haven't taken my car out of the garage since I left for the old country in 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 ^Bwwahahahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 don't cars go bad if you don't use them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 don't cars go bad if you don't use them? Yep. Mate of mine left the country for a couple of months, left the car behind. He returned to find the car running a cross border smuggling ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 What does this say of Dom? He abuses a classic and drives arpound in a PT Cruiser. Probably has racing stripes on his PT cruiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Yep. Mate of mine left the country for a couple of months, left the car behind. He returned to find the car running a cross border smuggling ring. awesome... hope he got a cut. good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 What does this say of Dom? He abuses a classic and drives arpound in a PT Cruiser. Probably has racing stripes on his PT cruiser. srsly... I drive my car, best I can afford and safest. dont get the whole look at me I'm Sandra dee thing with classic crap. tech gets better. I get better cars as I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 don't cars go bad if you don't use them? Yes. For starters, the gas formulations now turn to something like turpentine. Hoses go, cylinder bores rust. It's a pain. That's why I haven't started it - I have to go through it before I do and it wasn't worth it when I was only home a week at a time. What does this say of Dom? He abuses a classic and drives arpound in a PT Cruiser. Probably has racing stripes on his PT cruiser. No racing stripes, but it is inferno red. The 'cuda has hockey stick stripes though. srsly... I drive my car, best I can afford and safest. dont get the whole look at me I'm Sandra dee thing with classic crap. tech gets better. I get better cars as I can. Eh. Yes and no. Regs in the 70s and 80s made cars heavy pigs and they didn't make anything decent from '71 until probably the 90s. By then we'd had it 20 years. I don't drive the car to get people to look at me. I like it. I could get a big Benz or Bimmer, but that wouldn't be what I like and it would be just to get people to look at me. Not my thing. It is kind of guy thing. I like working on it and prefer the simplicity. There is something to be said for having new cars - excellent a/c for one. My car is more like having a motorcycle. I love having it, but it really isn't for every day. Now, back to my fancy cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 ^ Do not forget XM/Sirius radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 ^ Do not forget XM/Sirius radio. You can get that in anything, but I don't use it much and never renew after the free year runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 You can, but it much nicer when it is already integrated in the car. I love it. I do not listen to regular radio outsid eof when I am in the car wash. Other than that, XM all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I love my synced iPod with the voice commands. and the heated seats. yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 the fancy cock would love heated seats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The Mist is a very good movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Never saw the Mist. Had heated seats. They burned through the seat cover and burned my ex brother in laws ass. Not sure why he had them on full heat in September. I prefer the mp3s to the XM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The Mist has three cast members from the Walking Dead and has monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Love heated seats. I just listen to XM and with all the choices, I can find anything to listen to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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