REPENT for we are BEING PUNISHED for our SINS

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

Jets fans—. JOIN  ME and REPENT for your sins here on Jetnation.com to finally lift this awful curse that ruins our Autumns, leaves us empty in the Winter and brings us false saviors in the Spring.

I repent for the following:

1. In elementary school, smearing dog doo underneath a neighbor’s car door handle for a few cheap laughs

2. Watching my father’s porn tapes in 6th grade, PLUS not knowing Tracy Lords was underage  

3. Pushing my friend Jason F down the stairs in the 7th grade after getting him to lay down on a ‘squishel’, thereby causing bodily harm and a few stitches to the chin

4. As a kid, flashing my elderly neighbor Mrs. Smith from my upstairs window when she was near her kitchen window

5. As an adult, voting for Mike Dukakis

6. Getting excited when my Asian masseuse accidentally brushed up against my left testicle

7. Making a bad joke after learning Sonny Bono skied into a tree

8. Continuing to use the word awesome

9. Wearing white in the Winter

10. Cheering heartily when Dan Marino cried like a baby during his retirement

Forgive me.  Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!!

 

 

[Darnold's Forehead]

Rip Jason F

[usanyj]

Probably shouldn't be confessing to all these crimes in public hahaha

[Paradis]

19 minutes ago, OtherwiseHappyinLife said:

Jets fans—. JOIN  ME and REPENT for your sins here on Jetnation.com to finally lift this awful curse that ruins our Autumns, leaves us empty in the Winter and brings us false saviors in the Spring.

I repent for the following:

1. In elementary school, smearing dog doo underneath a neighbor’s car door handle for a few cheap laughs

2. Watching my father’s porn tapes in 6th grade, PLUS not knowing Tracy Lords was underage  

3. Pushing my friend Jason F down the stairs in the 7th grade after getting him to lay down on a ‘squishel’, thereby causing bodily harm and a few stitches to the chin

4. As a kid, flashing my elderly neighbor Mrs. Smith from my upstairs window when she was near her kitchen window

5. As an adult, voting for Mike Dukakis

6. Getting excited when my Asian masseuse accidentally brushed up against my left testicle

7. Making a bad joke after learning Sonny Bono skied into a tree

8. Continuing to use the word awesome

9. Wearing white in the Winter

10. Cheering heartily when Dan Marino cried like a baby during his retirement

Forgive me.  Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!!

 

 

PM’d regarding traci Lords tapes

[Barry McCockinner]

 

[slimjasi]

I repent for NOTHING. Football is supposed to be fun. 

[JetPotato]

I mean, after reading that list, I'm feel pretty good about myself relatively. 

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

30 minutes ago, Darnold's Forehead said:

Rip Jason F

He’s still alive and sadly a Jets fan

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

24 minutes ago, slimjasi said:

I repent for NOTHING. Football is supposed to be fun. 

‘supposed to be fun’, he says.

[southparkcpa]

48 minutes ago, OtherwiseHappyinLife said:

Jets fans—. JOIN  ME and REPENT for your sins here on Jetnation.com to finally lift this awful curse that ruins our Autumns, leaves us empty in the Winter and brings us false saviors in the Spring.

I repent for the following:

1. In elementary school, smearing dog doo underneath a neighbor’s car door handle for a few cheap laughs

2. Watching my father’s porn tapes in 6th grade, PLUS not knowing Tracy Lords was underage  

3. Pushing my friend Jason F down the stairs in the 7th grade after getting him to lay down on a ‘squishel’, thereby causing bodily harm and a few stitches to the chin

4. As a kid, flashing my elderly neighbor Mrs. Smith from my upstairs window when she was near her kitchen window

5. As an adult, voting for Mike Dukakis

6. Getting excited when my Asian masseuse accidentally brushed up against my left testicle

7. Making a bad joke after learning Sonny Bono skied into a tree

8. Continuing to use the word awesome

9. Wearing white in the Winter

10. Cheering heartily when Dan Marino cried like a baby during his retirement

Forgive me.  Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!!

 

 

You’ve lived a docile life.   I grew up in Brentwood NY where your worst event wouldn’t make my top 10 list.  ?