Imagine, if you will, the Jets 2025: Penix to Kuntz, TD!!!

[Warfish]

That is all. 

This entire thread exists to make double entendre Penix (QB coming out in 2024 draft) and Kuntz (current Jets Practice Squad TE) jokes.

Feel free to add more, or better, jokes in this vein.

(Last night sucked, nothing we can do about it, may as well laugh).

[Barry McCockinner]

suck for Penix?

[Scott Dierking]

Penix tush push up the middle, with the Tight End pinching in.

[Warfish]

I, for one, am looking forward to Penix penetrating the opposing defenses.

[heymangold]

odds are on a top 10 pick again.  Penix is a real possibility.

[JustInFudge]

I get it.  Penix, Penis.  FUN! 

[Warfish]

2 minutes ago, JiF said:

I get it.  Penix, Penis.  FUN! 

[Warfish]

BOOOOO, Mods moved it to the lounge?  

Presumably to make room for a dozen more "all-is-lost-fire-everyone" and "not-Zach's-fault-he-played-good" threads?

BOOO BOOO!!!  

[Jet_Engine1]

This thread must live forever.

[Adoni Beast]

Troy Aikman: “Well you can see that Penix was tipped at the line and that caused Kuntz to get laid out to dry…”

Joe Buck (moaning): “Keep going Troy…”

Troy Aikman: “Joe why are your pants off?…Oh my God!”

Joe Buck: “more Troy!!!! More!!!”

[TuscanyTile2]