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5 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

It disrupts your gut flora, causes microtears leading to infections, and triggers allergic reactions, while increasing your chances of hemorrhoids.

Take care!

2024 NY Jets record prediction 13-4.

Extend JD & Saleh!

I use my hand - much softer and I can probe too

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8 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

It disrupts your gut flora, causes microtears leading to infections, and triggers allergic reactions, while increasing your chances of hemorrhoids.

Take care!

2024 NY Jets record prediction 13-4.

Extend JD & Saleh!

this actually isn't bad idea though. i got a bidet a couple years back. all thats needed is a pat dry afterward. one of the best quality of life items i've ever acquired

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2 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said:

It disrupts your gut flora, causes microtears leading to infections, and triggers allergic reactions, while increasing your chances of hemorrhoids.

Take care!

2024 NY Jets record prediction 13-4.

Extend JD & Saleh!

No it has forever chemicals on it.   Not good.   Get a Bidet , pay the money it’s well worth it.  

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9 hours ago, JKlecko said:

They cause major problems for municipal water treatment plants.  They've been made illegal in many places.

Yeah but they feel so good!!  Plus, no disrespect, but with the amount of property taxes I pay I kinda feel like I should be able to wipe my ass and flush whatever I like. Sorry, 

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Do people in some parts of the world actually wipe their ass with their bare hand? I thought I heard that something about wipe your ass with one hand, and eat with the other or something🤷‍♂️

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Just now, SouthernJet said:

Do people in some parts of the world actually wipe their ass with their bare hand? I thought I heard that something about wipe your ass with one hand, and eat with the other or something🤷‍♂️

They have a problem when they sneeze right after taking a dump. It's like a self inflicted dirty Sanchez.

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4 minutes ago, SouthernJet said:

Do people in some parts of the world actually wipe their ass with their bare hand? I thought I heard that something about wipe your ass with one hand, and eat with the other or something🤷‍♂️

No.  The custom is to ONLY use one of your hands for wiping and the other ONLY for eating for sanitation purposes.

Hence why cultures like those had laws where a punishment is chopping off one’s hand and why that was even worse than it sounds (if that were possible):  It means someone would have to feed you for the rest of your life because you can’t feed yourself.  

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