Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I actually mean the new and improved JetNation Moderator Team! As the site grows we realize that we need more help. We have asked Sperm Edwards and TaborJet to join our staff and help us out. Please help us in welcoming them. If you see them in the hallway, say hi. Being a mod can be lonely work. A simple handshake or a smile can really make a difference. Sperm Edwards - joins us from a PAC 10 site where he served as a Junior Moderator for the past 4 seasons. His knowledge of the Salary Cap is extensive. Sperm is a man of vision. For example he knew that Herm sucked before it was common knowledge. This is a big promotion for him but we know he is up to the challenge. His passion for the game will help him overcome his inexperience. His junior moderator experience at the college level will provide him with the skills necessary to make the leap to the 3rd largest Jets fan site in existence. Sperm lives at home with his 4 cats and 2 goldfish. Good luck Sperm. TaborJet - joins us from....well he was unemployed. But he passed the drug screening, that should count for something! Tabor has been a good friend to this site from the day it was launched. Since he was unemployed we are confident that he will work hard. Tabor is our official "weird hour" moderator. He is on the site when you are sleeping. He lives at his home in NJ where he raises horses for a living. Tabor has a horse running in this years Haskell at Monmouth. Please join us in wishing him well in his non-football ventures. Tabor and Sperm....thanks for the help. Welcome to the mod team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 he was unemployed. But he past the drug screening, wow you talk english goodly. what exactly does a mod do? why do we need 3 mods for every 4 posters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 wow you talk english goodly. what exactly does a mod do? why do we need 3 mods for every 4 posters? I already changed it. Blackout pointed it out as well. I deleted his post, hoping nobody else would quote it. The mod to poster ratio is over 200 to 1. Industry standards call for a ratio of 175 to 1. But you are a good bunch so we decided to gamble. What does a mod do here? Delete Limo jokes pretty much that sums it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 at this moment, there are 18 users online and 6 mods. thats 1 mod for every 3 posters max you should run for sec of education. you would be great with teacher/pupil ratios. im telling you, there is a job for you in DC on many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I already changed it. Blackout pointed it out as well. I deleted his post, hoping nobody else would quote it. The mod to poster ratio is over 200 to 1. Industry standards call for a ratio of 175 to 1. But you are a good bunch so we decided to gamble. What does a mod do here? Delete Limo jokes pretty much that sums it up. lol you really did just change it, thats where u and I differ. i would have kept it and then crapped my underwear, just because i like the warm stench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 at this moment, there are 18 users online and 6 mods. thats 1 mod for every 3 posters max you should run for sec of education. you would be great with teacher/pupil ratios. im telling you, there is a job for you in DC on many levels Well that would be interesting if it were true. Right now there are 31 members online and 2 mods. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/online.php But D.C. is in my future. SpinMaster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 WTF, I sent you the pictures of me naked you wanted, from every exact angle you wanted and I'm still not a mod? This hurts more than our first "time" together. And I suspect it will hurt longer than that first "time" together. :Cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 What does a mod do here? Delete Limo jokes pretty much that sums it up. Who make joke about my Limo? Make Marko mod. Marko will crush jokesters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Who make joke about my Limo? Make Marko mod. Marko will crush jokesters. Ironically enough....Marko was in the running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 As part of the initiation process here ,We require a nude photo of your wife/Girlfriend and a DNA sample. Im not 100% sure what Max does with the DNA samples but that's his business. The sooner you got those to me the better. Thanks guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Ironically enough....Marko was in the running. Yea...Untill I was like" F**K THAT MONGOLOID" and that was the end of that. Marko stink. Smizzy Rule! Eat Poop,Choke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Congrats to the new mods...don't take this personally (any mod), but it would have been nice to have one of the "old farts" as one poster pointed out about Savage as a moderator to bring some balance to the site. Not me...wouldn't be interested no matter how many hot women you throw my way...by the way, "old farts" as in someone older than 50 who can remember when gas was less than 30 cents a gallon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Yea...Untill I was like" F**K THAT MONGOLOID" and that was the end of that. Marko stink. Smizzy Rule! Eat Poop,Choke! Smizzy lucky. Marko not know what mean mongoloid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Congrats to the new mods...don't take this personally (any mod), but it would have been nice to have one of the "old farts" as one poster pointed out about Savage as a moderator to bring some balance to the site. Not me...wouldn't be interested no matter how many hot women you throw my way...by the way, "old farts" as in someone older than 50 who can remember when gas was less than 30 cents a gallon. Max & I talked about this. Then He decided he didn't want to spring for Medic-Alert bracelets and those motorized carts you guys need to get around. Plus he said he was "allergic" to Ben Gay fumes. What could I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Smizzy lucky. Marko not know what mean mongoloid. It mean. Marko Dad & Marko Mom,Brother & Sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Max & I talked about this. Then He decided he didn't want to spring for Medic-Alert bracelets and those motorized carts you guys need to get around. Plus he said he was "allergic" to Ben Gay fumes. What could I do? Well, I can tell you this, most of us oldie guys will probably get a heart attack and croak if the Jets win the big one in the next few years...they've (Jets) already got me on hypertension meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Well, I can tell you this, most of us oldie guys will probably get a heart attack and croak if the Jets win the big one in the next few years...they've (Jets) already got me on hypertension meds. You remember that comic, the guy smashed his tv and the wife says, "He said to send the bill to the NY Jets" I think we can all relate to that one. The Jets do not discriminate by age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Well, I can tell you this, most of us oldie guys will probably get a heart attack and croak if the Jets win the big one in the next few years...they've (Jets) already got me on hypertension meds. Well we can't have you dropping dead on the job now can we? That wouldn't be good for our insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 The Jets do not discriminate by age! No.... but you discriminate by sperm count....again , bad news for the old guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 WTF, I sent you the pictures of me naked you wanted, from every exact angle you wanted and I'm still not a mod? This hurts more than our first "time" together. And I suspect it will hurt longer than that first "time" together. :Cuss: Max reconsidered, You can be the mod in the VIP forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 No.... but you discriminate by sperm count....again , bad news for the old guys. That's correct...had a vasectomy 22 years ago...sperm count is el gone o. But, the sex was great because you never had to wear a rain coat...but, then aids came along and changed it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Doesn't anyone want to talk about Tabor's horse farm? I went through the trouble of making that up and nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Doesn't anyone want to talk about Tabor's horse farm? I went through the trouble of making that up and nothing? That's because it wasn't funny. "Who the hell are you and what have you done with that fat bastard maxman"?? *said in a joking and non-personal attacking manner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 That's correct...had a vasectomy 22 years ago...sperm count is el gone o. But, the sex was great because you never had to wear a rain coat...but, then aids came along and changed it all. Oh yea....You're dead to max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 That's because it wasn't funny. "Who the hell are you and what have you done with that fat bastard maxman"?? *said in a joking and non-personal attacking manner I told Smizzy when he wrote it that it wasn't funny. I should have stuck with my first instinct. Sometimes I doubt myself and the whole Nation suffers. It won't happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I told Smizzy when he wrote it that it wasn't funny. I should have stuck with my first instinct. Sometimes I doubt myself and the whole Nation suffers. It won't happen again. Don't blame me ,Carrot top. You're about as funny as the dead guy from Weekend at Bernies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Is it true you MODS go everywhere by vespa, commit petty crimes around Picadilly Circus and are into a new wave of ska-like pop music? It's all so totally cool, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Tabor is our official "weird hour" moderator. He is on the site when you are sleeping. Does this mean Smizzy will no longer be the Mod Creature of the Night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Does this mean Smizzy will no longer be the Mod Creature of the Night? Smizzy logs off at 4am and then Tabor starts. PDM do me a favor and make sure Smizzy doesn't milk the OT. Sometimes he will talk by the water cooler for half an hour before punching out. He is just milking the posters basically. That is not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Smizzy logs off at 4am and then Tabor starts. PDM do me a favor and make sure Smizzy doesn't milk the OT. Sometimes he will talk by the water cooler for half an hour before punching out. He is just milking the posters basically. That is not cool. The weird hours are only for this week. It's this Arabian stallion I just bought. Apparently, it still wants to eat on his time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 As part of the initiation process here ,We require a nude photo of your wife/Girlfriend and a DNA sample. Im not 100% sure what Max does with the DNA samples but that's his business. The sooner you got those to me the better. Thanks guys. Looks like I'll be showing up at all JetNation events alone. Gotta keep the Mrs. away from Smizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 SPERM? You have made someone with that screen name a mod? Yeah, I am sure the NYJ will be knocking on your door any day now to link to your site. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 SPERM? You have made someone with that screen name a mod? Yeah, I am sure the NYJ will be knocking on your door any day now to link to your site. BZ This is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 WTF, I sent you the pictures of me naked you wanted, from every exact angle you wanted and I'm still not a mod? This hurts more than our first "time" together. And I suspect it will hurt longer than that first "time" together. :Cuss: Max reconsidered, You can be the mod in the VIP forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Doesn't anyone want to talk about Tabor's horse farm? I went through the trouble of making that up and nothing? There is something about HORSES that I just LOVE....... oh yea........ Their shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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