onemanswarm Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 The Championship Diarrhies (Part 1) New Orleans v. Chicago 1:53 p.m. (CST) Minutes before kickoff in Chicago, and Chris Daughtry has just been brought to tears by his own rendition of the National Anthem. Since sunrise, my stomach has been home to more butterflies than Jame Gumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 The Championship Diarrhies (Part 2) New England v. Indianapolis 5:30 p.m (CST) Lovie Smith got his Gatorade bath twenty minutes ago, and my Bernard Bonerrian has subsided to a mere Shank Johnson. The only question left to answer is who the Bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Great read, as always....and as a Pats fan, a bit painful to read too. Congrats on your Bears victory. Please, please, please beat Horse Face. Go Bears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Great read, as always....and as a Pats fan, a bit painful to read too. Congrats on your Bears victory. Please, please, please beat Horse Face. Go Bears! You're so bitter. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 You're so bitter. I love it! Second only to you, right? I despise the Colts - always have. Sunday has little to do with my hatred for them. My Top three most "hated" teams (for close to forever): BC Eagles Indy Colts Pitt Steelers Now run along and get that snickers bar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Second only to you, right? I despise the Colts - always have. Sunday has little to do with my hatred for them. My Top three most "hated" teams (for close to forever): BC Eagles Indy Colts Pitt Steelers Now run along and get that snickers bar.... Not me. I'm just tickled that the putzys got their comeupance. You are confusing your bitterness with my Schadenfreude. Big difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 my Schadenfreude. Excuse me! I'm a Lady! LOL! Seriously, what is schadenfreude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Excuse me! I'm a Lady! LOL! Seriously, what is schadenfreude? nickname for his little friend, he talks to it when he's nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 schadenfreude \SHOD-n-froy-duh\, noun: A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others. perrrrrfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 holy crap that was funny onesman....awesome read..........I really enjoyed reading the 1st game. i'm gonna take a breath & now read the 2nd game report. potw nom of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Not me. I'm just tickled that the putzys got their comeupance. You are confusing your bitterness with my Schadenfreude. Big difference! Great word, been using it all week to explain the joy I have been feeling over the Pats loss. Garb, it means having joy due to someone else's misery (or something close to that). You all can thank Lisa Simpson for my knowing the meaning of that word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 9:17 While PeyMan averts his weary eyes from the action on the field, Brady starts to move the ball. He completes consecutive passes of 19 and 15 yards before a Marlin Jackson interception ends the Pats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 6:01 An early 4th & 1 at midfield. Will Belichick go for it? Naturally. Apparently, there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Go Bears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 As always Swarm - a masterpiece. Bear Down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Thanks for posting that. Great work and even a Cubs reference, though not a positive one. I look forward to your superbowl recap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 If Joe Buck were any more effeminate, he'd be Josie. Looked like some had pissed in his grand soy skim chai latte. Great as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 No press week shower report? I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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