onemanswarm Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. New England Patriots (2-0): Belichick to Goodell: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Awesome as always, swarm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Dave Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Less Trent, more Ronnie please. Thank you. Cameron won't listen to us. Maybe he'll listen to a Jets fan. You have to have balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincredible Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 17. New York Jets (0-2): McCareins dropped a touchdown, Miller blew out his knee, and Timberlake found a speck of rust on his favorite yacht. It was a bad day for Justins the world over. Tell me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Swarmy is a Bears fan, actually - but you can see he's a very clever Bears fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 13. Washington Redskins (2-0): Watching that game was harder than Clinton Portis in drag. Harder than watching Clinton Portis in drag. I didn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 This guy is great Should be a national rakings on some site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfe Jet Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Love the Susan Waldman spoof - brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 #24 LMFAO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 31. Atlanta Falcons (0-2): Morten Andersen is in Arthur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Another gem Swarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Excellent job. "About as ugly as the line of demarcation that separates Tony Siragusa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 Excellent, as always. I really hope you weren't wearing Suzyn's underpants. They probably hadn't dried yet. I'm dry heaving. Are you intimating that Suzyn would rather see Roger Clemens in her own box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Great job as always man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm dry heaving. Are you intimating that Suzyn would rather see Roger Clemens in her own box? It sure sounded that way. BTW, every ranking should include a shoutout to Rasczak's Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Thank you. Cameron won't listen to us. Maybe he'll listen to a Jets fan. You have to have balance. He's a bears fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 It sure sounded that way. BTW, every ranking should include a shoutout to Rasczak's Rangers. Excellent point. While poor military leadership precludes our ability to judge them as separate entities, I always felt that Rasczak's Roughnecks were superior to Rico's Roughnecks. Sure, we can weigh the relative virtues of youth versus those afforded to owners of biomechanical extremeties, but what it boils down to is the inescapable truth that Johnny Rico just can't sell the line "They sucked his brains out" with the gravelly voice and steely eyes of Lt. Jean "Hard deck my ass, we nailed that son of a bitch" Rasczak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 i really love these posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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