Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 HERM SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I am cocked and ready to fire my first "Herm is a moron" bullet, Mose. Just you wait. Just you wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I am cocked and ready to fire my first "Herm is a moron" bullet, Mose. Just you wait. Just you wait! Why waste bullets? If'n I was you, I'd be poised on a scaffold somewhere with a "herm is a moron" brick. Bricks are re-usable, and a far more economic choice considering the numerous innstances of moron-i-ty, ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 From time to time, I'm going to check and make sure you didn't delete this thread! And then I'll know for sure... I'm not still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Sorry,I farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 From time to time, I'm going to check and make sure you didn't delete this thread! And then I'll know for sure... I'm not still there. I think I've deleted two threads here. Ever. And they were both threads I started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Moses, I've said it before - this place reminds me of the early days of JI and Jets Haters, when you and me and Shakin and Sooth and Greenblood and Jim 325 and Charlie Brown and Lady Jet and Keydog were raising hell with the likes of reddog, the wizard, jizchomper, foxboro mike and, of course, PFSIKH and Garbanza. Damn, that was fun. So is this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 Moses, I've said it before - this place reminds me of the early days of JI and Jets Haters, when you and me and Shakin and Sooth and Greenblood and Jim 325 and Charlie Brown and Lady Jet and Keydog were raising hell with the likes of reddog, the wizard, jizchomper, foxboro mike and, of course, PFSIKH and Garbanza. Damn, that was fun. So is this. Before things went corporate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 Damn, it felt so good the first time, let me do it again- HERM SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 Bob, if you really wanna earn some browny points, make sure the clique see's you reading this (or at least holding it): http://www.enotalone.com/books/1582616027.html Look at the liner notes; Herm is a "visionary" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 Moses, I've said it before - this place reminds me of the early days of JI and Jets Haters, when you and me and Shakin and Sooth and Greenblood and Jim 325 and Charlie Brown and Lady Jet and Keydog were raising hell with the likes of reddog, the wizard, jizchomper, foxboro mike and, of course, PFSIKH and Garbanza. You forgot Deniro AKA Jets/Bosoxfan. I'll never forget the time Shakin emailed his fraternity at -UMASS I think it was- and got those guys falling all over themselves trying to distance themselves from him. I also will never forget the first time we visited Zip's site. Randy turned out to be a really great guy, especially after that. And who can forget the GayRaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Way too early to unload all your ammo. Guy hasn't even brainfarrted in a game situation-yet. And possibly he won't get the chance. Better a babbling figurehead with no input and 2 good coordinators running things than a babbling idiot who thinks he really know what he's doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Moses, I've said it before - this place reminds me of the early days of JI and Jets Haters, when you and me and Shakin and Sooth and Greenblood and Jim 325 and Charlie Brown and Lady Jet and Keydog were raising hell with the likes of reddog, the wizard, jizchomper, foxboro mike and, of course, PFSIKH and Garbanza. Damn, that was fun. So is this. Hey, I was a regular at Haters too. What, no love for me?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 No dis intended for you, diehard. DeNiro, on the other hand, well, he was a lame cocksucker five years ago and some things never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 No dis intended for you, diehard. DeNiro, on the other hand, well, he was a lame cocksucker five years ago and some things never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I'll never forget the time Shakin emailed his fraternity at -UMASS I think it was- and got those guys falling all over themselves trying to distance themselves from him. Shakin had one of the greatest posts ever in message board history. The one where he was driving by Hofstra and the Jets were practicing and he got so pissed off at all the missed tackles he jumped over the fence and started screaming at Hermy. If anybody remembers that post, you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 That was good stuff. Those were the "good 'ole days" Sometimes I truly believe that "smaller" is better. There was a camaraderie there that is similar to here. Although I think that getting to actually "know" the people you interact with via the net isn't always a good thing. Anyway, I had you suckers fooled for a while. You all thought I was a boy. Where did Keydog go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Sometimes I truly believe that "smaller" is better. You all thought I was a boy. Wanna go out, baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Hey Garb, whatcha wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Keydog was the only person I could handle such nonsense from, Bob. He was a good guy. I think his new wife cut off his testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Remember when he changed his name to Fdog, because Keyshawn Johnson got traded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Yup. I loved it. A man that stands by his convictions and honors his bets. He harrassed my friend Nancy (Dimes) and I mercilessly, but in good fun. Simple is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Yup. I loved it. A man that stands by his convictions and honors his bets. He harrassed my friend Nancy (Dimes) and I mercilessly, but in good fun. Simple is good. Is that the same Nancy that tried seducing me at the draft party? I tellya, if I wasn't a good Catholic boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Anyway, I had you suckers fooled for a while. You all thought I was a boy. Wait...you're not a boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Is that the same Nancy that tried seducing me at the draft party? I tellya, if I wasn't a good Catholic boy... Nancy doesn't seduce anyone. She's beautiful....on the inside, as well as outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Nancy doesn't seduce anyone. She's beautiful....on the inside, as well as outside. So are you, Garb. I didn't mean to imply that we wouldn't have hooked it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Man, you really are self-centered! I don't "hook-up." Neither does Nancy. Oh - wait! I get it!!! You're trying to make someone jealous. Who??? I know!! I know!!! Wait!! Maybe not! Which one is it? Smizzy or Max? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Man, you really are self-centered! I don't "hook-up." Neither does Nancy. Oh - wait! I get it!!! You're trying to make someone jealous. Who??? I know!! I know!!! Wait!! Maybe not! Which one is it? Smizzy or Max? Why would that make me jealous? Ive seen you naked :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 Shakin had one of the greatest posts ever in message board history. The one where he was driving by Hofstra and the Jets were practicing and he got so pissed off at all the missed tackles he jumped over the fence and started screaming at Hermy. If anybody remembers that post, you know what I mean. Remember it? How could anyone forget a legendary moment like that? It was the 2002 season. The Jets were like, 2-5 going into San Diego to play the red hot Chargers on a Monday Night. The Jets were having a horrible year up until that point; the defense was horrendous and porous. It was a case of deja vu; the previous season the Jets defense struggled and staggered out of the gate as well. During the offseason, many of us hoped that Herm would scrap his 'Cover Who' nonsense, and let Teddy Cottrell try to come up with something - anything- different. But we knew we were what we were in store for as early as August when Herm would repeat ad nauseum into any microphone he possible could his theories on 'gap discipline'. Herm would punch his fist into his palm and ramble on about "clogging the lanes" and "maintaining your gap" and what not. He would just ramble on and on, as if he actually knew what the hell he was talking about. And of course, the beat writers would just nod their heads in agreement. Herm didn't talk much about tackling. Herm, being stubborn, arrogant, and daffy, learned nothing from the year before. In fact, he was convinced that, now that Jason Ferguson was back from a season long injury, and he now had Sam Garnes and Aaron Beasley- By golly, the Cover Who was gonna spin like a top; Just let me show ya. Long story short, the weekend before the Jets got on that plane to go play San Diego, the players were lackadaisically going through the motions (as had become par for the course during the Herm error), lolly gagging and scratching their @sses... And I'm sure Herm was blowing his whistle, and yelling inane stuff like "know your gaps, men!" and the players were of course tuning him out. It took a Shakin318 to climb a fence, and implore the team to "TACKLE!" That incident turned the whole season around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Shakin had one of the greatest posts ever in message board history. The one where he was driving by Hofstra and the Jets were practicing and he got so pissed off at all the missed tackles he jumped over the fence and started screaming at Hermy. If anybody remembers that post, you know what I mean. That was classic!! Moses this place rocks. I've never locked a thread here except TomShane's NHL Forum spamming. Not a single one. There's nothing to mod here really. Everyone looks out for each other, treats each other well and behaves. This place is fun, period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 That was classic!! Moses this place rocks. I've never locked a thread here except TomShane's NHL Forum spamming. Not a single one. There's nothing to mod here really. Everyone looks out for each other, treats each other well and behaves. This place is fun, period. Now that is post of the day material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 That was classic!! Moses this place rocks. I've never locked a thread here except TomShane's NHL Forum spamming. Not a single one. There's nothing to mod here really. Everyone looks out for each other, treats each other well and behaves. This place is fun, period. Is this a joke? Sure, it doesn't get as nasty as some other place - rival fans are actually treated fairly here - but c'mon now - this isn't exactly Mr. Rogers neighborhood; and if it were, most of us would not be here. Man, the lounge needs a reality check! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Is this a joke? Sure, it doesn't get as nasty some other place - rival fans are actually treated fairly here - but c'mon now - this isn't exactly Mr. Rogers neighborhood; and if it were, most of us would not be here. Man, the lounge needs a reality check! NO garby...what the lounge needs is MORE song lyrics.... So we sailed up to the sun Till we found the sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 NO garby...what the lounge needs is MORE song lyrics.... So we sailed up to the sun Till we found the sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine Greengal maybe garb needs you to sing her a song. It seems that garb is not feeling the love ::wub at JN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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