Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 For as long as I can remember, I have been fascinated by the voluntary use of nicknames. As an adult, why continue to refer to yourself as Cokie, Moose or Stinky? Please list for us any nicknames--real or fictitious--that you find either interesting or, ideally, humorous. I'll start: For Men: Inch Worm F**k Face Goo Gobbler Mr. Fussy Pants For Women: The Yeast Queen Miss Chlamydia Bowling Grip Throater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 For as long as I can remember, I have been fascinated by the voluntary use of nicknames. As an adult, why continue to refer to yourself as Cokie, Moose or Stinky? Please list for us any nicknames--real or fictitious--that you find either interesting or, ideally, humorous. I'll start: For Men: Inch Worm F**k Face Goo Gobbler Mr. Fussy Pants For Women: The Yeast Queen Miss Chlamydia Bowling Grip Throater I think F_ck Face and Goo Gobbler could be for women as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think F_ck Face and Goo Gobbler could be for women as well. Now you're getting the idea. A few more: Sack Munch Blow Pop The Corn Holer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Now you're getting the idea. A few more: Sack Munch Blow Pop The Corn Holer Monica (use to be a nice name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Monica (use to be a nice name) She put an entirely new spin on lighting up a Cuban and knit wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think F_ck Face and Goo Gobbler could be for women as well. I'd date 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Smelly Ellie This will be the end of my contribution to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'd date 'em. In that case, a few more: Tonsil Mistress All Access Tess Bungie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 In that case, a few more: Tonsil Mistress All Access Tess Bungie I actually knew a girl growing up known as Skevie Eva. I wouldn't date her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I actually knew a girl growing up known as Skevie Eva. I wouldn't date her. I knew a girl that they called Dirt, because she smelled. I was never that verbally cruel. I would just whip her back with a piece of garden hose to keep her off my block. I felt this better embodied the Christian spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I've posted him before, but this might be the most unintentionally hilarious nickname ever: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I once banged and caught Bjs from a chick we called the Toothless Fisherman. Never ever even once kissed her in almost 2 years of sexing. I'm not a good person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I once banged and caught Bjs from a chick we called the Toothless Fisherman. Never ever even once kissed her in almost 2 years of sexing. I'm not a good person. You are bunking with Gacy in hell for this, Norway. LOL. Anybody ever know a person with the nickname The Filling (or Pumping) Station? Just askin'. (Please, Odin, let this happen. Pleeeaaase.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Camel rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 A few more horrible nicknames for a guy: Light Switch Acorn Apparatus Flaccid Freddy Blanks No Beaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I actually knew a girl growing up known as Skevie Eva. I wouldn't date her. That's funny, I knew a girl with the nickname Skeva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Cum Dumpster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You are bunking with Gacy in hell for this, Norway. LOL. Anybody ever know a person with the nickname The Filling (or Pumping) Station? Just askin'. (Please, Odin, let this happen. Pleeeaaase.) Yeah, I found out a few years later that I made her have some kind of mental breakdown. Her husband ended up taking a college class with my ex-wife. Somehow my name came up and the guy reacted very angrily, said that she'd had to go to therapy and junk. I felt bad, but then I lol'd. She was nutty way before I got to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Man Hands (F) Stubby (F) Tiny dancer (M) The Human Trampoline (F) Rug burn (F) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I just thought of this: When I was in college, there was a coed with long dark hair that I called The Crow. Yes, I know that this is not a particularly silly nickname. I just wanted to relate the time that I was looking out my dorm room window (the floor below, actually) and saw The Crow, naked on her bed, engaging in a spirited session of self-loving. It was day time and the blinds were open so I felt that it was my right as an American citizen to watch. Was I wrong? I swear, this is a true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Musty Misty Razorback (for the babes with scoliosis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Man Hands (F) Stubby (F) Tiny dancer (M) The Human Trampoline (F) Rug burn (F) LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Frosted Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Yeah, I found out a few years later that I made her have some kind of mental breakdown. Her husband ended up taking a college class with my ex-wife. Somehow my name came up and the guy reacted very angrily, said that she'd had to go to therapy and junk. I felt bad, but then I lol'd. She was nutty way before I got to her. Pray that there is no afterlife. LOL. I can't imagine how cold your blood ran when your wife came back from that class. I would pay anything to have seen your wife's face when she brought up your name and the boyfriend launches into that story. Classic douche chill moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 A few more: Captain Culo Dong Dancer Sperm dribble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 people always used to call me twinkie cause of the fact that im a fat ass. but tbh i didnt eat twinkies often but they called me that anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Lumpy Poophands Fish taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Pray that there is no afterlife. LOL. I can't imagine how cold your blood ran when your wife came back from that class. I would pay anything to have seen your wife's face when she brought up your name and the boyfriend launches into that story. Classic douche chill moment. Luckily my ex knew about the Toothless Fisherman, and defended me vigorously. But she did question me pretty closely when she got home and afterwards. But it wasn't the impetus for our divorce. Her enormous bat-wings were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 people always used to call me twinkie cause of the fact that im a fat ass. but tbh i didnt eat twinkies often but they called me that anyway I used to call my son Twinkie as a joke once in a while until I found out that a "Twink" in the gay community means a young, boyish-looking, guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I once banged and caught Bjs from a chick we called the Toothless Fisherman. Never ever even once kissed her in almost 2 years of sexing. I'm not a good person. Actually I think anyone nice enough to throttle a chick whose nickname was toothless fisherman... at least deserves an award for perseverance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Actually I think anyone nice enough to throttle a chick whose nickname was toothless fisherman... at least deserves an award for perseverance. Well, she wasn't toothless, but she was a big lummox. Gave good dome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 For a female: The Chasm Accepting Annie Blowfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 slurpy burper-farter cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Isitin Probably the worst nickname evah:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 An absolutely ghastly nickname for either sex is STD, or Rotten Nads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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