Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 Here's the thing, I call people out when they mess up. If she doesn't like that it isn't my problem. She should stop being an oversensitive baby for starters and knock it off with the falsehoods. Max: Although I am puzzled by how you have managed to achieve it, we've come to expect better from you. No one is buying that you are have exiled Verde, our little cup of, steaming hot, female goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 this is one strange effing thread. Thank you, Joe. You have uplifted my spirits with your comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Max: Although I am puzzled by how you have managed to achieve it, we've come to expect better from you. No one is buying that you are have exiled Verde, our little cup of, steaming hot, female goodness. my good buddy borgo.. You need to 'relieve' yourself..the prose is getting more graphic the hornier you get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 my good buddy borgo.. You need to 'relieve' yourself..the prose is getting more graphic the hornier you get I'm running out...of words, SJ. Though, pondering the fair Verde's comely pulchritude, the adulation spews forth from my creative core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 popcorn/beer.. ALK, you have moved on to wine and scones Hey, I did have a blueberry scone the other day in Colorado but never wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 Hey, I did have a blueberry scone the other day in Colorado but never wine. What's wrong with scones, anyway? I bake lemon/dried cherry ones all the time for our family. With a cup of coffee, they are an awesome, delicious breakfast. Most people hate scones because they haver only had ones that were badly prepared--over mixed and tough, usually--either at home or store bought. I have never had a scone from the super market (complete garbage/culinary heresy) or bakery that was within a mile of mine, which are light and packed with flavor, if not a boat load of cholesterol from the cream. Anyway, back to the 24 hour Verde channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I loe scones...and Verde. Max I demand Verde is brought back. I also demand 6 scones, with some jam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 I loe scones...and Verde. Max I demand Verde is brought back. I also demand 6 scones, with some jam. Would there be anything better than sharing a scone and coffee in bed with Verde? Platonically, of course. She is a married woman, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Would there be anything better than sharing a scone and coffee in bed with Verde? There sure is. Try not sharing your scone and coffee with Verde while being in bed with Verde. Can't be sharing the scones man. Best of both worlds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 There sure is. Try not sharing your scone and coffee with Verde while being in bed with Verde. Can't be sharing the scones man. Best of both worlds. But then spooning and going into a blissful nap together, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 Just a quick update from Verde Central: As of 7:44 Eastern Standard Time, still no sign of the Green Eyed Temptress on the fair shores of JetNation. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Now it places the lotion in the basket. It places the lotion in the basket. Put the f##king lotion in the basket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Just a quick update from Verde Central: As of 7:44 Eastern Standard Time, still no sign of the Green Eyed Temptress on the fair shores of JetNation. That is all. sorry, not done yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Max: Although I am puzzled by how you have managed to achieve it, we've come to expect better from you. No one is buying that you are have exiled Verde, our little cup of, steaming hot, female goodness. You don't have to believe it. I talked to her on email a few days ago and she didn't even remember my real first name. I am done with her. She is so 2000 and late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 You don't have to believe it. I talked to her on email a few days ago and she didn't even remember my real first name. I am done with her. She is so 2000 and late. pffft... everyone knows your name is Max, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 You don't have to believe it. I talked to her on email a few days ago and she didn't even remember my real first name. I am done with her. She is so 2000 and late. Is that what this is about? Yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Borgo i hope you get in touch with her and get her to come back soon. Its been too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Borgo i hope you get in touch with her and get her to come back soon. Its been too long. Look, I don't know about the rest of you, but I am pining away for the girl. I'm wasting away to skin and bones with worry and lovelorn lament. How would I get in touch with her, Lewis? I don't frequent those joints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Look, I don't know about the rest of you, but I am pining away for the girl. I'm wasting away to skin and bones with worry and lovelorn lament. How would I get in touch with her, Lewis? I don't frequent those joints. idk. but you one of the smartest guys i know and i trust that you can fix this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 idk. but you one of the smartest guys i know and i trust that you can fix this situation. Finally someone who appreciates my genius. If measured on a penile scale, my intellect would be over 11 1/2 inches in length (flaccid), with an above average girth. Even my "man cannon"-sized brain power isn't enough to conjure up the enchanting Verde. I may seek the help of a shaman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Finally someone who appreciates my genius. If measured on a penile scale, my intellect would be over 11 1/2 inches in length (flaccid), with an above average girth. Even my "man cannon"-sized brain power isn't enough to conjure up the enchanting Verde. I may seek the help of a shaman. did someone say my name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 did someone say my name? Buto kaliga choso farwargi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Buto kaliga choso farwargi. Yes, I am very well endowed. thankyou for noticing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Yes, I am very well endowed. thankyou for noticing. Enough about you, PB. Damn it, can't you see we're suffering without our little ginger snap, Verde? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Enough about you, PB. Damn it, can't you see we're suffering without our little ginger snap, Verde? hey, you asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 The notion that I was on vacation never occurred to anyone? Regardless, it's nice to be missed (even if 85% of it was just Borgo! lol) PS.. Max banned me? How entertaining. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 The notion that I was on vacation never occurred to anyone? Regardless, it's nice to be missed (even if 85% of it was just Borgo! lol) PS.. Max banned me? How entertaining. see I told you! LOL welcomeback Verde, you were missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 The notion that I was on vacation never occurred to anyone? Regardless, it's nice to be missed (even if 85% of it was just Borgo! lol) PS.. Max banned me? How entertaining. That is how you are going to play it? Typical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 SHE IS BACK!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 The notion that I was on vacation never occurred to anyone? Regardless, it's nice to be missed (even if 85% of it was just Borgo! lol) PS.. Max banned me? How entertaining. Feel free to come back to Ireland any time. You were awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 That is how you are going to play it? Typical. I agree with Max... Where is the love? Verde!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 That is how you are going to play it? Typical. She's probably upset about you banning her. not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Hmmm...so Verde was away on vacation and was gone from here a few days longer than me. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Hmmm...so Verde was away on vacation and was gone from here a few days longer than me. Coincidence? Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) The notion that I was on vacation never occurred to anyone? Regardless, it's nice to be missed (even if 85% of it was just Borgo! lol) PS.. Max banned me? How entertaining. You're back!! (Looking to the heavens) Thank you, sweet providence. Air fills my lungs once again, and has never smelled so fresh. My spirit soars unabated, and it is as if I am reborn. Edited June 15, 2009 by Borgoguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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