Arsis Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 That reminds me of this one time a buddy of mine got a hummer from a dude in a dress. Another reason why I don't drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hey, I'm only 23. Even if the monkey paw comes to bite me in the ass I could use a few interesting stories to tell. Just make sure "Verde" leaves the doberman home. Come on. How f**king lame is this act, Max? Post a few more graphic designs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hey, I'm only 23. Even if the monkey paw comes to bite me in the ass I could use a few interesting stories to tell. You are waaaay too smart to believe that Max could pull off something like that. Besides, if Max were going to create another persona (who's been posting here since 2005) I suspect it would be someone noone would EVER suspect.. like a straight man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 You are waaaay too smart to believe that Max could pull off something like that. Besides, if Max were going to create another persona (who's been posting here since 2005) I suspect it would be someone noone would EVER suspect.. like a straight man. Note the loud denial. "Oh, it's not me everybody. Look over there. There he is!" Max, you're starting to pi$$ me off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 You are waaaay too smart to believe that Max could pull off something like that. Besides, if Max were going to create another persona (who's been posting here since 2005) I suspect it would be someone noone would EVER suspect.. like a straight man. I believe you. Max isn't smart enough to have two pair of underwear let alone two accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 I believe you. Max isn't smart enough to have two pair of underwear let alone two accounts. LOL! You have no idea the vastness of his cunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Name him Joe. He's purple for the ladies and the limp wristed. He's fat like the majority of posters here. He's lame like the majority of posters here. He's goofy and slightly retarded like the majority of posters here. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Let's get some more mascot ideas together, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Let's get some more mascot ideas together, folks. Or conspiracy theories. Whichever. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Or conspiracy theories. Whichever. lol And, like, no one ever noticed this before: Verde= Green Max= Leader or boss "Boss" of JetNation (green or "Verde")= Max They really think they won't get tripped up by someone with an intellect or superior powers of deduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 And, like, no one ever noticed this before: Verde= Green Max= Leader or boss "Boss" of JetNation (green or "Verde")= Max They really think they won't get tripped up by someone with an intellect or superior powers of deduction. LOL. I just didn't connect the dots at first but it makes all the sense now. Thanks again to the Borgoman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Dude. I have a iq or 141 and I read stream od consciousness literature for fun and I have no idea what the **** you just wrote there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 And, like, no one ever noticed this before: Verde= Green Max= Leader or boss "Boss" of JetNation (green or "Verde")= Max They really think they won't get tripped up by someone with an intellect or superior powers of deduction. I am really confused now...... Are you telling me that max got implants? if so i just knew it:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I am really confused now...... Are you telling me that max got implants? if so i just knew it:D Max wishes he had my body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 I am really confused now...... Are you telling me that max got implants? if so i just knew it:D See, afo, Max even tripped himself up with that little fib. First "Verde" has implants. Then, in the Father's Day Thread, she tells her "father" not to believe everything he reads. That was code for Max' Dad who was in on the Verde characterization. Max was worried that his old man would think he was gay. Or, gayer than he has accepted from his son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Max wishes he had my body! Thor wishes Max had your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Max wishes he had my body! Me too, just not in the same was as Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 See, afo, Max even tripped himself up with that little fib. First "Verde" has implants. Then, in the Father's Day Thread, she tells her "father" not to believe everything he reads. That was code for Max' Dad who was in on the Verde characterization. Max was worried that his old man would think he was gay. Or, gayer than he has accepted from his son. so that's why Max picks on me on his account and then showers love at me on Verde. That is sick, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 See, afo, Max even tripped himself up with that little fib. First "Verde" has implants. Then, in the Father's Day Thread, she tells her "father" not to believe everything he reads. That was code for Max' Dad who was in on the Verde characterization. Max was worried that his old man would think he was gay. Or, gayer than he has accepted from his son. that clears it up:D so Verde is just a figment of Max's imagination .....so he is not an Illustrator but rather a sammie artist:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 And, like, no one ever noticed this before: Verde= Green Max= Leader or boss "Boss" of JetNation (green or "Verde")= Max They really think they won't get tripped up by someone with an intellect or superior powers of deduction. Or someone who goes off the deep end when they are bored? http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304696&postcount=22 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304626&postcount=17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 See, afo, Max even tripped himself up with that little fib. First "Verde" has implants. Then, in the Father's Day Thread, she tells her "father" not to believe everything he reads. That was code for Max' Dad who was in on the Verde characterization. Max was worried that his old man would think he was gay. Or, gayer than he has accepted from his son. Nice skate save there, fella. Yes.. I'm sure Max's dad is an integral part of the "hoax". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nice skate save there, fella. Yes.. I'm sure Max's dad is an integral part of the "hoax". I still love you Verde, even though you are just an imaginative character created in the dungeons underneath Max's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I still love you Verde, even though you are just an imaginative character created in the dungeons underneath Max's house. If I am Max then Max is a *****ing loon. lol But thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Or someone who goes off the deep end when they are bored? http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304696&postcount=22 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304626&postcount=17 That's called a "smoke screen" for the uninitiated out there. And it worked like a charm, my friends. Note all the back pedaling, denials and histrionics by the Verde character Max is affecting. On one hand, I respect and appreciate his elegant depiction of "Verde". But then I start to think of those poor saps rubbing one out to her posts and image. If they only knew that in the eyes of the Lord, their lewd behavior (actually with Max at a keyboard, not a muscular female) had now dammed them to the eternal hellfire of Hades. On principle, I can't let more souls burn for Max' demented humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 After extensive contemplation, I believe we need a JetNation mascot to lead the charge as we head into the upcoming season. Please list any ideas for the type of mascot and/or names which jump to mind. Broad brush strokes are acceptable, as are specific concepts. I will forward the best to Max for his comments and approval. Per standard operating procedure, we will do the opposite of what he recommends. Here are two ideas for discussion: CONCEPT 1: A large stack of pancakes, complete with melting butter and syrup cascading tantalizingly down the stack. We can see the arms and legs of the person in the costume (I would suggest green leggings and white gloves, but will defer to those of you (Verde, Arsis, Pragmatic Bus) more adept with fashion ideology.), but nothing else. PROPOSED NAME: "Stacks". CONCEPT 2: A female dressed as a hot, voluptuous JetNation tugboat, which pulls us relentlessly into the safe harbor of the Meadowlands. PROPOSED MASCOT NAME: "Tugger". how about a Super Mario type character, but more down to earth, say in a WifeBeater shirt and a Jets tattoo along with a Mom tattoo.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I still love you Verde, even though you are just an imaginative character created in the dungeons underneath Max's house. Didn't Max marry off that dungeon dwelling character at the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 We already have a mascot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 We already have a mascot. thast right,,borgo..you forgot thats JN already has the one and only Boss Turd I think Verde did the graphics.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 how about a Super Mario type character, but more down to earth, say in a WifeBeater shirt and a Jets tattoo along with a Mom tattoo.. Let's add some shades, gold chains, and have him holding a three-foot-long foam salami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 thast right,,borgo..you forgot thats JN already has the one and only Boss Turd I think Verde did the graphics.. I did not think Boss Turd was the official mascot, SJ. You know I would never demean such an icon. If folks want to stay with The Boss, that's fine with me. If not, I will forward these other ideas along after 12 Noon this coming friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I did not think Boss Turd was the official mascot, SJ. You know I would never demean such an icon. If folks want to stay with The Boss, that's fine with me. If not, I will forward these other ideas along after 12 Noon this coming friday. All hail Boss Turd. Do not make him angry or he will appear at the worst moment. In the swimming pool, during your daughter's dance recital, etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 All hail Boss Turd. Do not make him angry or he will appear at the worst moment. In the swimming pool, during your daughter's dance recital, etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 wayne chrebet holding a flashlight ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 wayne chrebet holding a flashlight ? that is a great idea larz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 And, like, no one ever noticed this before: Verde= Green Max= Leader or boss "Boss" of JetNation (green or "Verde")= Max They really think they won't get tripped up by someone with an intellect or superior powers of deduction. LOL! if that were right.. dont you think max would have more likely taken on the persona of green"GAL" that is more "max" like..really now borgo. i have met max and he is no verde.. duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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