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Confessions of an Uppity Bitch.... My Story


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It's true. I need all the help and support I need for the little guy. It is quite sad. I took my pants off in front of a girl once and she said "Is everything a joke with you?"

It's ok brother. Since my weight gain the only reason I know mine is still their is because I can still hear the tinkle sound when I pee.

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Klecko back off. Brother Arsis has bravely admitting having a problem and we should be here to support him.

LOL! You do know that if I posted similar things to what Kleck is posting I'd be a supreme troll (well, okay, yah, I really am a supreme troll) and would most likely be the subject of an angry pm to a super power Mod - almost as cool as a super power ranger....anyway, I'm enjoying this. Carry on. :)

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Klecko back off. Brother Arsis has bravely admitting having a problem and we should be here to support him.
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LOL! You do know that if I posted similar things to what Kleck is posting I'd be a supreme troll (well, okay, yah, I really am a supreme troll) and would most likely be the subject of an angry pm to a super power Mod - almost as cool as a super power ranger....anyway, I'm enjoying this. Carry on. :)

First off, I have you on ignore so I can't read what you wrote. Rumor has it that you make a delicious pizza and never offered anyway to me. What is wrong with you, I understand your a troll, but Im FAT!!!!

Denying a fat man delicious pizza is like denying a porn star sex. It's just wrong on every level. Years and years Ive worked to perfect my glutony and what do I get? I can tell you what I don't get and thats yummy pizza.

Im not sure what else to say. Im going to go ahead and see if their is any crumbs left from that fried chicken wing I left in my pocket this morning.

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LOL! You do know that if I posted similar things to what Kleck is posting I'd be a supreme troll (well, okay, yah, I really am a supreme troll) and would most likely be the subject of an angry pm to a super power Mod - almost as cool as a super power ranger....anyway, I'm enjoying this. Carry on. :)

What the hell am I saying that's so bad? All I've done for the last page or so in this thread is agree or disagree with people.

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First off, I have you on ignore so I can't read what you wrote. Rumor has it that you make a delicious pizza and never offered anyway to me. What is wrong with you, I understand your a troll, but Im FAT!!!!

Denying a fat man delicious pizza is like denying a porn star sex. It's just wrong on every level. Years and years Ive worked to perfect my glutony and what do I get? I can tell you what I don't get and thats yummy pizza.

Im not sure what else to say. Im going to go ahead and see if their is any crumbs left from that fried chicken wing I left in my pocket this morning.

You're stealing my joke. Joke thief! lmao :shutit::D:cheers::bag:

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What the hell am I saying that's so bad? All I've done for the last page or so in this thread is agree or disagree with people.

I actually find you very amusing. Some find you annoying. Not me.....and this is coming from a Patsie Troll. Then again, a lot of people find me annoying.....so I guess a compliment from me means absolutely nothing. Sorry!

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I actually find you very amusing. Some find you annoying. Not me.....and this is coming from a Patsie Troll. Then again, a lot of people find me annoying.....so I guess a compliment from me means absolutely nothing. Sorry!

There's only one thing left for me to say to a woman who has said this to me:

Wanna ****? I have LDS!!!

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It's a cartoon you weirdos!

I look more like this:

ugly-girl.jpg

How do you like me now?

Garb, do what will reset the balance of the Jetnation universe: Bang Kleck. It's the only way we can put the entire "Uppity Bitch" incident behind us. Speaking of behind, Kleck indicated to me via PM that this position with you is his most intimate of wishes.

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Garb, do what will reset the balance of the Jetnation universe: Bang Kleck. It's the only way we can put the entire "Uppity Bitch" incident behind us. Speaking of behind, Kleck indicated to me via PM that this position with you is his most intimate of wishes.

on her horse i imagine lol

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Garb, do what will reset the balance of the Jetnation universe: Bang Kleck. It's the only way we can put the entire "Uppity Bitch" incident behind us. Speaking of behind, Kleck indicated to me via PM that this position with you is his most intimate of wishes.

Besides if you guys had a child that huge front tooth would be money for seperating the meet from the ribs. The genetic pool needs this.

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Garb, do what will reset the balance of the Jetnation universe: Bang Kleck. It's the only way we can put the entire "Uppity Bitch" incident behind us. Speaking of behind, Kleck indicated to me via PM that this position with you is his most intimate of wishes.

:rolleyes:

Okay, this is going where I don't go.

Borgo - your a swell guy, really, but this 'aint my style. And by this, I mean "funny" sex posts. Eh, I'm not comfortable with it. Call me a prude...everyone else does.

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You remember that song:

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I used to wonder how she came to find a Cross-Eyed Bear.

You think that's bad, when I was little I used to wonder who the hell Richard Stands was and had to be mentioned in Pledge of Allegiance: "And the the Republic for Richard Stands."

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:rolleyes:

Okay, this is going where I don't go.

Borgo - your a swell guy, really, but this 'aint my style. And by this, I mean "funny" sex posts. Eh, I'm not comfortable with it. Call me a prude...everyone else does.

Okay, I'll stop. I would not want to make you uncomfortable. I thought you were playing along.

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