ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Hello JetNation, my name is EY and I am an Uppity Bitch. Feel free to address me as such as it is the cross I bear. When expunged from the woom that was JI, I found myself in this new land. I knew I still possessed the skills to be the message board sensation that I was on that site. I knew I could put to use these skills developed in old country to make a success of myself here. However, I have come to find that it is in fact lonely at the top, and while I still maintain my uppity bitchiness I've begun to feel different about it. A level of dissonance on the horizon, if you will. I'd like to say that I am working out my issues, but it is indeed true... I do believe I am better than most of you. However, I have been making progress and there are currently 6 JetNation Posters who I do not feel that I am superior to. Below is my list, with explanations. 1) Max - I'm playing in his playground, so clearly he is the greater. I'm hoping to start EYNation to eliminate him from this list, as it is embarrassing to have a man of such girth be my superior. 2) gg - A guiding light and moral compass, she's the jewish mother I ascribe to be someday. 3) Irish Jet - He beat me in the JetNation Single Elimination Bracket Challenge, so clearly he is better than me. Also, he's posting from Ireland, which until my arrival at JetNation, I was under the impression did not have the internet. 4) Doggin94it - He simply opperates on another level than the rest of us. Accomplishes in 6 days what most of us can only hope to do in 7. 5) Boroguy - He's just like me, only better. Similar temperment, similar sense of humor, similar I don't have a third but when written it looks better. He does have the age experience so perhaps I can chalk it up to that. 6) Sperm Edwards - His knowledge of both football and homosexuality far surpasses mine. I study him. So there you have it. 6 Posters on JN who are better than me. If you feel that you were somehow left off this list, feel free to let me know about it, and I will explain to you why it was not in oversight via Hiaku. Thank you for reading, my inferiors. *Please accept my apologies if you thought this was going to be a review for the Disney/Pixar film: Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Thats a hell of an intro to coming out of the closet. Good for you EY. Good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Thats a hell of an intro to coming out of the closet. Good for you EY. Good for you. Even though this is in part an insult, I look at the positive side. It's what helps keep me up(pity). Hey, look at that, you can't spell uppity without pity, which is exactly what I feel for many who are not on my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 That's MY title. I may have to sue for infringement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 That's MY title. I may have to sue for infringement. We talked about this in group last Thursday. It's not 'YOUR' title, or 'MY' title. It's 'OURS'. See you tonight, I'm bringing Spinach and Artichoke Dip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Gainzo called you a BITCH Verde, therefor you are Don't you know what Gainzo says around here is THE WORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 We talked about this in group last Thursday. It's not 'YOUR' title, or 'MY' title. It's 'OURS'. See you tonight, I'm bringing Spinach and Artichoke Dip. lol. Is it low fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol. Is it low fat? For us, of course. How can we be better than others with love handles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Gainzo called you a BITCH Verde, therefor you are Don't you know what Gainzo says around here is THE WORD And all this time I was under the impression that the BIRD was THE WORD. 2WNrx2jq184 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I am way more superior to you than you are to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 That's MY title. I may have to sue for infringement. i know a great aggressive lawyer..oh wait he is banned:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 The male uppity bitch is a rare bird indeed. We should all feel lucky to be in the prescense of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I demand that you be banned for a personal attack on yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 And all this time I was under the impression that the BIRD was THE WORD. 2WNrx2jq184 It still IS . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 btw.. you left off Aten.. who is twice the bitch and thrice the uppity that you will ever be.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Worst. Thread. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Worst. Thread. Ever. Dude it's been like over a year since you've posted about your Sister - in - Law. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 btw.. you left off Aten.. who is twice the bitch and thrice the uppity that you will ever be.. where has aeleven been anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Dude it's been like over a year since you've posted about your Sister - in - Law. WTF? That's been way over a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk's Sister-in-Law Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Dude it's been like over a year since you've posted about your Sister - in - Law. WTF? What about me, you sonofabitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Uppity Bitch? I thought you were just an egotistical *******. Hmmm, go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Well, at least he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Worst. Thread. Ever. For the record, I am the ONLY one authorized to post in giant, size 7, red lettered fonts. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 For the record, I am the ONLY one authorized to post in giant, size 7, red lettered fonts. Thanks. Umm.. About that. It seems there was a clerical error and you did not send the paperwork in in triplicate so your authorization has been revoked pending interdepartmental review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Well, at least he knows. I don't know why your not on ths list. We all know what happens to every EY and JiF self love threads. Don't we? Your persona trumps them all. It's an outrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Uppity Bitch? I thought you were just an egotistical *******. Hmmm, go figure. Hi Boopsie. Im not going to start but how you didn't make the list is beyond me. After all your JiF he is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Admitting you have a problem is the first step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I don't know why your not on ths list. We all know what happens to every EY and JiF self love threads. Don't we? Your persona trumps them all. It's an outrage. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 For the record, I am the ONLY one authorized to post in giant, size 7, red lettered fonts. Thanks. KLECKO MISS ABOBO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Hi Boopsie. Im not going to start but how you didn't make the list is beyond me. After all your JiF he is not. Thank you muffin top. He is definitely not the JiF. I was the first to go to the initials of my user name...all these other chumps followed, EY, CTM, JMJ, GOB, SMC. All the initial users on Jets message board followed my lead. What does this have to do with EY's thread? Not a damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 thanks ey i have been looking for a new title... i couldnt think of something that really captured my essence.. guiding light and moral compass.. now that rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 btw.. you left off Aten.. who is twice the bitch and thrice the uppity that you will ever be.. I considered including him, but he's been gone for a while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I considered including him, but he's been gone for a while now. Yeah, but he does that. He disappears for months on end and then, when you least expect it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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