ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I am snowed in at my parents place in Jersey. I will now field your Jets questions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 If you could be the penis of one Jets player for a week, whose Jet penis would you be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 ... actually, lets not limit this to just the Jets. If you have any burning life questions, I will field those as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 If you could be the penis of one Jets player for a week, whose Jet penis would you be? Mike DeVito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 ... actually, lets not limit this to just the Jets. If you have any burning life questions, I will field those as well. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 What? 'What' is a very difficult question to respond to... That said, the answer to 'What?' is Roast Beef Hash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Mike DeVito. Interesting. I would have bet money that you'd choose Pouha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Dustin Keller be a Jet long term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Interesting. I would have bet money that you'd choose Pouha. Though this is not phrased as a question, I fear w/ Pouha, the probability of circumcision is too low, and I would not like to feel like an outsider in the locker room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 ... actually, lets not limit this to just the Jets. If you have any burning life questions, I will field those as well. It is really windy outside and the snow is still flying around. To answer your question I would take Alge Crumpler. That guy is a STUD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Dustin Keller be a Jet long term? Yes. Ability to leap over defenders unnecessarily will be considered more heavily than 'ability to stay on one's feet' and 'ability to consistently catch passes'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Jets fans ever collectively remove their heads from their asses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Yes. Ability to leap over defenders unnecessarily will be considered more heavily than 'ability to stay on one's feet' and 'ability to consistently catch passes'. I cant wait for his big fumble in the playoffs. True or False Antonio Cromartie > Lito Sheppard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Jets fans ever collectively remove their heads from their asses? Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Never. Hey! You're not the answer guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Jets fans ever collectively remove their heads from their asses? If the Jets win a Super Bowl, yes, for a brief period between that victory, through the Pro Bowl, and up until the inevitable bust drafted at pick 32. Roughly 3 months in duration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 I cant wait for his big fumble in the playoffs. True or False Antonio Cromartie > Lito Sheppard? Antonio Cromartie is much better than Lito Sheppard. But so is Kyle Wilson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Never. Please get your own show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 In your professional opinion, which JN poster... A) ...is most likely to have gone on/will go on a killing spree? ...weeps after sex? C) ...has a crippling fear of the vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Klacko. Yes/No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 In your professional opinion, which JN poster... A) ...is most likely to have gone on/will go on a killing spree? Dude Love B ) ...weeps after sex? T0mShane C) ...has a crippling fear of the vagina? idahojetsfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Klacko. Yes/No? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 My kids want to play in the snow, should I send them out with shovels and tell them to play "clear the driveway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 My kids want to play in the snow, should I send them out with shovels and tell them to play "clear the driveway" Yes. But, have hot chocolate waiting for them upon their return. Roots and wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billo83 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Farve finally retire for good? Is the fat Tuna any good as a GM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 In your professional opinion, which JN poster... A) ...is most likely to have gone on/will go on a killing spree? ...weeps after sex? C) ...has a crippling fear of the vagina? A. madmike B. LilBitSpecial C. See above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Would Fernando Valenzuela still have been able to crush a$$ if he wasn't a baseball player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 EY, your are like the JN version of the magic 8 ball. 2 q's for you. If the Jets ever win the superbowl again, 20 yrs later what % of NYJ fans will say they were there at whatever stadium it happenes at to see it live? Will KleckoisGod ever be a mod on any website again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Will Farve finally retire for good? Yes, from the NFL. He and Michelle Ryan will start a successful business venture together. Is the fat Tuna any good as a GM? I heard that Chad Henne was going to be a force in the AFCE, so, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 choice of 2011 Jets OC Brian Schottenheimer or Chad Pennington? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Klacko. Yes/No? Hey answer guy, what can I do to dissuade a gay interweb stalker dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billo83 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I heard that Chad Henne was going to be a force in the AFCE, so, yes. You lost all my respect on that answer! I shall proceed to ask the Magic 8-Ball the rest of my questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 Would Fernando Valenzuela still have been able to crush a$$ if he wasn't a baseball player? In the community of folks w/ an extra 21st, he's considered a real catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 If the Jets ever win the superbowl again, 20 yrs later what % of NYJ fans will say they were there at whatever stadium it happenes at to see it live? 86% of Jets fans. Will KleckoisGod ever be a mod on any website again? He already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 What do you think is Rex's favorite thing to Snack on while he watching his wife boink other dudes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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