Vicious89x Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Why isn't Slats playing? And I'd like an update from him on the girl who thought she was his gf but really isn't but sort of is. Last we heard she was giving him an ultimatium and 3 months to decide, correct? I think he fled the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 for realz.. can you imagine the incredible patience she must have.. having to deal with someone constantly pounding their chest for seemingly normal every day activities. "Hey honey today I got the cashier to give me back a nickle instead of 4 pennies" pound pound pound "Today I came up with an alternate route home that shaved 4 minutes of my commute" pound pound pound "I called cable and made them give me Starz free for 30 days" pound pound pound It has to be a disaster to deal with that. Yep,add in the accusing her of things he's guilty of and I'm sure she'll be institutionalized within 10 years "Babe, I really can't stand the way you always have to get the last word in, it's a major character flaw" "Honey, are you so insecure that you need to broadcast your trivial accomplishments to the world" "Hun, why did you spray sh*t all over the bathroom wall again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Yeah I was thinking about getting it for the console instead but Im so used to the keyboard when it comes to RPG's..... Games that come in 3D I would play on the TV in my den on the console for sure bethesda failed not making this game 3D. True... I was surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Yeah I was thinking about getting it for the console instead but Im so used to the keyboard when it comes to RPG's..... Games that come in 3D I would play on the TV in my den on the console for sure bethesda failed not making this game 3D. Could the two of you "geek out" via PM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 This thread gave me some chuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 This thread gave me some chuckles. OMG I used to love those things. All sugary and gooey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Could the two of you "geek out" via PM? Do you eat in the god damn kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Do you eat in the god damn kitchen Not anymore I ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 True... I was surprised Thats what she said......after7 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 So much love in the 4632699 different conversations going on at once. We're already in day 2 form, except bg hasn't complained yet and sharrow hasn't posted he's catching up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 If you found another human being who will willingly spend time with you, I'd say it's more like 1 in 6 billion Are you basing this on your own figures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 for realz.. can you imagine the incredible patience she must have.. having to deal with someone constantly pounding their chest for seemingly normal every day activities. "Hey honey today I got the cashier to give me back a nickle instead of 4 pennies" pound pound pound "Today I came up with an alternate route home that shaved 4 minutes of my commute" pound pound pound "I called cable and made them give me Starz free for 30 days" pound pound pound It has to be a disaster to deal with that. I guess where I'm doing it right, and you are doing it wrong... is that I don't for one second interact with the woman I love in the same manner that I do a bunch of strange dudes on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I guess where I'm doing it right, and you are doing it wrong... is that I don't for one second interact with the woman I love in the same manner that I do a bunch of strange dudes on the internet. Does she get excited when you take your shirt off like Vic's wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I think he fled the country. too bad.. I liked that hippie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Does she get excited when you take your shirt off like Vic's wife? The stupid Ape just plays a tough guy on the internet. In reality he's a scrawny, sizzle chested weakling. Kind of guy that during a fight will kick at you before running behind people in an attempt to give the appearance he's being held back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 The stupid Ape just plays a tough guy on the internet. In reality he's a scrawny, sizzle chested weakling. Kind of guy that during a fight will kick at you before running behind people in an attempt to give the appearance he's being held back. Ape is one of those chubby artistic dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Does she get excited when you take your shirt off like Vic's wife? How do you know I take my shirt off like Vic's wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 The stupid Ape just plays a tough guy on the internet. In reality he's a scrawny, sizzle chested weakling. Kind of guy that during a fight will kick at you before running behind people in an attempt to give the appearance he's being held back. I'm 35 years old. I'm probably more like the guy that during a fight... wait, no... I don't get into fights because I'm not white trash and I"m not a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Ape is one of those chubby artistic dudes. Ape is one of those idealistic, professional, happy with his life the way it is dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Holy sh*t you guys are all a bunch of ******* nerds. God. I have so much shame that I spend this much time talking to you losers on the interwebz. **** bitches, make money, live life to the fullest, sun's out, gun's out style. I banged 3 girls over a 5 day span during my Thanksgiving holidy. It was great. My new goal is to have my penis fall off from an STD. Who doesnt want to go out *******? These hoes aint worth no commitment...trying to get all up in your sh*t and change your ways. Some people were meant to be free. 1 pussy forever? WTF is wrong with you people? I surf when I want surf. I **** when I want to **** and who I want to ****. And you deal with it slut. Thats what I tell these bitches and they all love me. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Ape is one of those idealistic, professional, happy with his life the way it is dudes. Sounds like something a faggot would say. Faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 How do you know I take my shirt off like Vic's wife? Just say no if the answeres no, its ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 isn't this about the time JiF usually trikes in and fabricates stories about how many hot young girls he bangs? Your dick is so jealous of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I work out. So when I take my shirt off the woman doesn't care about the time I put in. I sell it to my wife like this and it works: I don't drink I don't go out with buddies golfing I don't go out with buddies drinking I don't gamble I work out I game Now go ask your friends if they want to trade husbands. That usually does the trick lol Yeah, I bet you say that to your wife...and they she uses the Asian/ninja in her and the 10 inches she has on you to round house kick you in the face with the words...your muscles aint sh*t, shrimp...to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Wires not usually hanging like that but this should be what ya looking for Well this explains it all. The only thing missing from the book shelf is the biography your wrote on "How to be an NFL GM". That and the porn that typically covers those monitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Sounds like something a faggot would say. Faggot. Actually, "OMG you guys like I totally banged 3 girls for thanksgiving like while I logged 20 hours a day talking to you losers on the internetz!" sounds more like something a fag would say. What I said, sounds like something a man would say when he's wants to get married and have kids, because he's matured beyond self-infatuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Damn! Why can't I find a guy like you guys? I always find the one who wants ME to go to bed when he does. And/or he intrudes on my time to myself. Dont listen to these self righteous liars. All acting like they are the alpha boy friend. What a bunch of losers. You want nothing to do with these dbags. The second they do something you dont like they will cry like little bitches...."but I try so hard to be a good bf and make you happy" blahblah. Look, Lily. I'll give you the night of your life and never talk to you again and it will be 10x the experience of dating one of these idiots. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Just say no if the answeres no, its ok. Meh... please go back and look at how you worded your question, then you will understand my response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I'm 35 years old. I'm probably more like the guy that during a fight... wait, no... I don't get into fights because I'm not white trash and I"m not a child. that's what all weaklings say. I haven't been in a fight like 15 years but Crusher challenged me to a couple on this site. I couldn't get money for the flight to VA so it never materialized. Actually, I'm not sure he challenged me so much as said he was going to rip my head off. An alt game and a thread on dogs is what almost led us to blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Actually, "OMG you guys like I totally banged 3 girls for thanksgiving like while I logged 20 hours a day talking to you losers on the internetz!" sounds more like something a fag would say. What I said, sounds like something a man would say when he's wants to get married and have kids, because he's matured beyond self-infatuation. Take your maturity and shove it up your Ape hole. You, of all people. Spitoey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 that's what all weaklings say. I haven't been in a fight like 15 years but Crusher challenged me to a couple on this site. I couldn't get money for the flight to VA so it never materialized. Actually, I'm not sure he challenged me so much as said he was going to rip my head off. An alt game and a thread on dogs is what almost led us to blows. The last time I got into a fight, I beat the sh*t out of a Mexican who trimmed my shrubs too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 that's what all weaklings say. I haven't been in a fight like 15 years but Crusher challenged me to a couple on this site. I couldn't get money for the flight to VA so it never materialized. Actually, I'm not sure he challenged me so much as said he was going to rip my head off. An alt game and a thread on dogs is what almost led us to blows. Cool story bro. You should re-read what you just wrote... then mouth off some more... and tell me about how I am an internet tough guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Take your maturity and shove it up your Ape hole. You, of all people. Spitoey! Tell us more fake stories, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Cool story bro. You should re-read what you just wrote... then mouth off some more... and tell me about how I am an internet tough guy. don't call me bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Tell us more fake stories, please. Fake stories? Ha!!! Like I have any reason to lie to you losers. You'd be more interested in my exploints on Super Nintendo or whatever the **** you guys play over my exploints in young ladies panties. If I wanted to fake a story, I'd tell you about my uber cool character in Lords of War Craft and what he's ranked. Then you'd cream yourself in jealousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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