Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 This. Its funny, he actually thinks we believe his its all for the laughs and he's not serious. He's dead serious. Never seen someone so in love with themselves in my life. He's disgusting. Your trolling skills are diminishing. I say we meet for drinks. I'll have a studly man 5% lager, you will literally see the hairs sprout from my chest... you can have a cosmo, I will literally see the hairs sprout from you vagoochi... then I will put my beer mug in your mouth and face punch you into oblivion... with the hopeful outcome of you pissing and sh*tting small splinters of glass for the next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Your trolling skills are diminishing. I say we meet for drinks. I'll have a studly man 5% lager, you will literally see the hairs sprout from my chest... you can have a cosmo, I will literally see the hairs sprout from you vagoochi... then I will put my beer mug in your mouth and face punch you into oblivion... with the hopeful outcome of you pissing and sh*tting small splinters of glass for the next month. In. That sounds sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 In. That sounds sexy. GG Allen style sexy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 My first step towards greatness was learning the difference between "there" and "their". Dummy. I pay people to do that for me. Nothing written leaves my clinic EVER until someone else looks at it. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Your trolling skills are diminishing. I say we meet for drinks. I'll have a studly man 5% lager, you will literally see the hairs sprout from my chest... you can have a cosmo, I will literally see the hairs sprout from you vagoochi... then I will put my beer mug in your mouth and face punch you into oblivion... with the hopeful outcome of you pissing and sh*tting small splinters of glass for the next month. LOL Mr artsy fartsy creative director is a tuff guy who drinks micro beer. Please dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 LOL Mr artsy fartsy creative director is a tuff guy who drinks micro beer. Please dude. Bwhahahahaha. Ape likes the floral tasting micro brews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Bwhahahahaha. Ape likes the floral tasting micro brews. Could you ******* imagine drinking with him? Crusher: mmmmm bere JiF: Cold Beer rocks, sup ladies Ape: Well the thing is this beer is one that has strawberries infused into it and that gives it that effervescent sparkle that tickles your throat as you swallow it. Personally I would have rubbed the strawberries on my nads first but not everyone is as forward thinking as I am. I first discovered this beer after sipping a lager that just didn;t have the amount of dazzle my refined pallet has come to expect form a good beer. I was thinking to myself, "What can make this beer more exotic and at the same time add some fruityness." Strawberriess!! Then I came in here and obviously the beer makers had a good read on me and low and behold this beer was in the cooler and I drank it and realized it's exactly what I was thinking. Well... minus the pre-treating the strawberries with a good testicular rub but hey can;t have everything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Could you ******* imagine drinking with him? Crusher: mmmmm bere JiF: Cold Beer rocks, sup ladies Ape: Well the thing is this beer is one that has strawberries infused into it and that gives it that effervescent sparkle that tickles your throat as you swallow it. Personally I would have rubbed the strawberries on my nads first but not everyone is as forward thinking as I am. I first discovered this beer after sipping a lager that just didn;t have the amount of dazzle my refined pallet has come to expect form a good beer. I was thinking to myself, "What can make this beer more exotic and at the same time add some fruityness." Strawberriess!! Then I came in here and obviously the beer makers had a good read on me and low and behold this beer was in the cooler and I drank it and realized it's exactly what I was thinking. Well... minus the pre-treating the strawberries with a good testicular rub but hey can;t have everything.. The Ape is the like the Oracle. If he didnt say it, would it ever happen? lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Could you ******* imagine drinking with him? Crusher: mmmmm bere JiF: Cold Beer rocks, sup ladies Ape: Well the thing is this beer is one that has strawberries infused into it and that gives it that effervescent sparkle that tickles your throat as you swallow it. Personally I would have rubbed the strawberries on my nads first but not everyone is as forward thinking as I am. I first discovered this beer after sipping a lager that just didn;t have the amount of dazzle my refined pallet has come to expect form a good beer. I was thinking to myself, "What can make this beer more exotic and at the same time add some fruityness." Strawberriess!! Then I came in here and obviously the beer makers had a good read on me and low and behold this beer was in the cooler and I drank it and realized it's exactly what I was thinking. Well... minus the pre-treating the strawberries with a good testicular rub but hey can;t have everything.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC best dad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ape is no Don Draper that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC best dad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Lol guess im still smc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Could you ******* imagine drinking with him? I can imagine it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I can imagine it. Haha... well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ape is no Don Draper that's for sure. Is this Don Draper enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ape your an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ape your an idiot. You both are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I can imagine it. Jerking your wang no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Sandman Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You both are. stfu you started all this with your idiot role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Ape your an idiot. I try to be an idiot. You just are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Jerking your wang no doubt. Suns out guns out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Suns out guns out? Fist pump FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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