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Meh!

I´m going to bed. It´s my first day back at work tomorrow and we are going away for the day so I will probably not be back for 22 hours.

Polack would like you to atleast put in your conversion attempt first

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Just realised that I probably made us loose. If they can convert and the shooter can't kill tonight. I'm so stupid.

Oh? Tell polack more...

How funny is it that DPR spared Tina on like day 2, after being correctly convinced she's scum..

I just dont see how SMC is scum, can't see it. Think Nolder is probably third party, which should mean unless Nolder shoots properly tonight, it's likely game over anyway

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Nolder had just completed his 3 masturbatory session of the afternoon and was studying his Pokedex. He didn’t want to be bothered with trying to figure out what was going on in the city. There was porn on the web, Pokemon on VHS, and a 40 of Old English left in the fridge.

In other words, it was party time.

She had other ideas… Nolder was weak and needed to be put out of its misery.

When she burst in Nolder quickly covered the lower part of his body with a comforter and screamed, “MOM GET OUT”!

It was only after he calmed down that he realized it wasn’t his mom at all..

It was one of them!

“haha it’s you. I’ll have you know I recently achieved 3rd level Padawan Learner which is officially recognized by the N.E.R.D. Coming at me might not be good for your health, bro”.

“N.E.R.D”?

“National Ensemble of Raging Dorks”.

“That’s great, Han Homo, but I’m not impressed. The time has come for you to join Obi Wan”.

Nolder stood and mounted a fierce attack…

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Sadly, he quickly became tired causing him to lose balance. He tripped on a jar of Vasaline next to his bed and whacked his head on the top bunk.

He died instantly…

Nolder, (aka Crazy Legs Jones, Town Vig with 1 shot) is DEAD!!

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Wow, what an endgame. Good game, Nolder. You lasted a long time.

I'm leaving the hospital to drop my sister in law home. My daughter is doing much better, so thanks for the well wishes. She'll be discharged tomorrow.

I'll be settled in in about an hour and a half to focus on this vote. Tina and CTM, please give best case for who the vote should be. I have my thinking, but I like to hear yours before I vote.

Last, great game Pac. The mystery to the end.

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Wow, what an endgame. Good game, Nolder. You lasted a long time.

I'm leaving the hospital to drop my sister in law home. My daughter is doing much better, so thanks for the well wishes. She'll be discharged tomorrow.

I'll be settled in in about an hour and a half to focus on this vote. Tina and CTM, please give best case for who the vote should be. I have my thinking, but I like to hear yours before I vote.

Last, great game Pac. The mystery to the end.

There's almost no chance you are going to position yourself in the middle as confirmed townie. I can't believe scum killed Nolder last night instead of you, I'm actually thankful, cause I probably would've ended up voting Nolder.. But I'm a little shocked you are still alive.

Polack would like to hear your thoughts on why you are town and why Tina is scum..

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There's almost no chance you are going to position yourself in the middle as confirmed townie. I can't believe scum killed Nolder last night instead of you, I'm actually thankful, cause I probably would've ended up voting Nolder.. But I'm a little shocked you are still alive.

Polack would like to hear your thoughts on why you are town and why Tina is scum..

I'm roless townie, like WWWombat was roleless townie. As you may recall, WWWombat and I had an exchange concerning our PMs. WWWombat paraphased exactly what was in my PM, the roleless townie PM. Now, of course scum couldve received that PM too, but no one else recited it and WWWombat was in fact a roleless townie. My only question of him as scum was a convertee, which he wasn't.

My thinking as to why Nolder was kiled is because scum probably thought he was a third party killer. Tina was calling for that kill, in fact. Begging the third party killer to kill scum in order to make up for her "screw up." That's why Nolder is dead IMO. Scum thought he was the most dangerous.

Now, I am in a cunundrum because of the possibility that I am the last townie and, as such, the town has already lost. It is you, the Third Party shooter and Tina the Scum Converter.

You two could vote me, but the game would end in a draw because (unless Tina is forced to convert) you will just shoot each other. I believe your universal BPV claim was an exageration. You were likely a 1 time BPV.

So, the choice is, do I vote to lynch Scum Tina or Third Party CTM? The reason I've position myself in the midle is that neither of you can win without me.

NOW, there is the other scenario--there is no Third Party Killer. So, I ask you: Who killed BG?

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Ok.. so here's where Polack stand

Polack killed BG and Smash... Polack is survivor who had a 1 night vest, it was shot off by scum the other night. Polack lied and said bulletproof cause polack didn't want to be shot again. I was enhanced to have kills after each conversion took place and I used my kills after that for players I thought were scummy.

Polack can win with town or scum, Polack decided from get go to play like a townie and try to win with town.

I really think Tina is the converter, but SMC still being alive is really bugging me, and it was made worse when he came out and tried to take control of day.. That was a little scummy.

I should win either way cause it's obvious there is 0% chance I am scum, but again, I am trying to win with town as I've been trying to find scum all game

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I'm roless townie, like WWWombat was roleless townie. As you may recall, WWWombat and I had an exchange concerning our PMs. WWWombat paraphased exactly what was in my PM, the roleless townie PM. Now, of course scum couldve received that PM too, but no one else recited it and WWWombat was in fact a roleless townie. My only question of him as scum was a convertee, which he wasn't.

My thinking as to why Nolder was kiled is because scum probably thought he was a third party killer. Tina was calling for that kill, in fact. Begging the third party killer to kill scum in order to make up for her "screw up." That's why Nolder is dead IMO. Scum thought he was the most dangerous.

Now, I am in a cunundrum because of the possibility that I am the last townie and, as such, the town has already lost. It is you, the Third Party shooter and Tina the Scum Converter.

You two could vote me, but the game would end in a draw because (unless Tina is forced to convert) you will just shoot each other. I believe your universal BPV claim was an exageration. You were likely a 1 time BPV.

So, the choice is, do I vote to lynch Scum Tina or Third Party CTM? The reason I've position myself in the midle is that neither of you can win without me.

NOW, there is the other scenario--there is no Third Party Killer. So, I ask you: Who killed BG?

You ninja'd polack.. You can win or lose, polack came clean above, got tired of waiting... Polack is survivor and can win with scum or town

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You two could vote me, but the game would end in a draw because (unless Tina is forced to convert) you will just shoot each other. I believe your universal BPV claim was an exageration. You were likely a 1 time BPV.

lol.. you do know polack well.. Thought for sure I was going to get shot again, was very happy to see LeeLou dead

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I'm roless townie, like WWWombat was roleless townie. As you may recall, WWWombat and I had an exchange concerning our PMs. WWWombat paraphased exactly what was in my PM, the roleless townie PM. Now, of course scum couldve received that PM too, but no one else recited it and WWWombat was in fact a roleless townie. My only question of him as scum was a convertee, which he wasn't.

My thinking as to why Nolder was kiled is because scum probably thought he was a third party killer. Tina was calling for that kill, in fact. Begging the third party killer to kill scum in order to make up for her "screw up." That's why Nolder is dead IMO. Scum thought he was the most dangerous.

Now, I am in a cunundrum because of the possibility that I am the last townie and, as such, the town has already lost. It is you, the Third Party shooter and Tina the Scum Converter.

You two could vote me, but the game would end in a draw because (unless Tina is forced to convert) you will just shoot each other. I believe your universal BPV claim was an exageration. You were likely a 1 time BPV.

So, the choice is, do I vote to lynch Scum Tina or Third Party CTM? The reason I've position myself in the midle is that neither of you can win without me.

NOW, there is the other scenario--there is no Third Party Killer. So, I ask you: Who killed BG?

What is giving polack pause is how you are still alive, you've been presumed innocent for how many days running. How are you still alive if not scum? I don't get it

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Thank you, CTM. I do believe you. That was another option I considered, but didn't wish to voice because it would give you an easy out.

I'll end this. Tina has to be scum and I'm willing to chance that CTM is a survivor in endgame rather than having to be the sole remaining player in the game.

Vote: Tina

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Thank you, CTM. I do believe you. That was another option I considered, but didn't wish to voice because it would give you an easy out.

I'll end this. Tina has to be scum and I'm willing to chance that CTM is a survivor in endgame rather than having to be the sole remaining player in the game.

Vote: Tina

Polack not ready to hammer yet. At this point it should be clear I can win with either side cause I would just hammer her if not...

Explain to me why you are still alive?? I don't get it.

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What is giving polack pause is how you are still alive, you've been presumed innocent for how many days running. How are you still alive if not scum? I don't get it

It is quite remarkable that as a roless townie whose been thought as such by some for awhile is still alive, but I can only chalk it up to better kill targets and me being naturally scummy. No need to NK someone who they think can be lynched.

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It is quite remarkable that as a roless townie whose been thought as such by some for awhile is still alive, but I can only chalk it up to better kill targets and me being naturally scummy. No need to NK someone who they think can be lynched.

And they let leelou live for awhile, so clearly Scum was not making easy plays...

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Polack not ready to hammer yet. At this point it should be clear I can win with either side cause I would just hammer her if not...

Explain to me why you are still alive?? I don't get it.

See above.

You know I'm not converted as the two convertees are dead. And, look at who I've helped lynch. It makes no sense as the converter to kill off the convertees in order to create a WIFOM for me to exist when I can just use the safety in numbers of scum to win earlier in the game.

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See above.

You know I'm not converted as the two convertees are dead. And, look at who I've helped lynch. It makes no sense as the converter to kill off the convertees in order to create a WIFOM for me to exist when I can just use the safety in numbers of scum to win earlier in the game.

Tina is not going to be back for 20 hrs or whatever, I'm impatient, and at this point I win either way. My thinking has been that Tina is the converter.. Just don't see you being scum and going that hard after AVM as you said..

GG SMC

Vote tina

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And they let leelou live for awhile, so clearly Scum was not making easy plays...

Exactly. They were making me think she was converted the longer she lived. But once you killed BG her days were numbered because that ruse was over.

Again, look who've I voted to lynch. There's bussing, which you're fond of. If I was scum, it would be freight training how I helped lynch or pushed the lynch of multiple scum.

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Good game, CTM. If you're the converter, props.

Also, good game, Tina for lasting so long.

I know we blind lynched you, but I only needed to hear from CTM to know who to vote for. There was only one answer I needed--who killed BG.

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Good game, CTM. If you're the converter, props.

Also, good game, Tina for lasting so long.

I know we blind lynched you, but I only needed to hear from CTM to know who to vote for. There was only one answer I needed--who killed BG.

I really wouldn't of blind lynched her, but I can't wait 20 hrs.. LMAO

SORRY TINA!!

If you are town i am even more sorry

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http://privat.bluezone.no/heitman/www.heitman.no/Fleetwood%20Mac%20-%20Tell%20Me%20Lies.mp3

"Polack tell you troof. Polack survive, Polack win. I like you so you must believe Polack".

"I believe you my friend. Through process of elimination I see the statistical probabilities, barring an unforeseen anomaly, favor Tina being the last scum. I was able to deduce this when I ascertained who shot BG".

"Yeah that's what I've been trying to tell you. I shot BG".

"Don't you mean, polack shot BG? Anyway lets go ahead and kill Tina. Despite the fact we've been at this over 2 weeks, I can't stand to wait another day".

"umm yeah.. Polack now proceed to slow roll winning hand and has couple more questions for you gulliable.. errrrrrrrr I MEAN SMC".

"Come again"?

"hahahaahaha.. You ****ing idiot. You've been had!! I got you in the double blind game by being AMBITIOUS SCUM!! How could you not not put that together in Gayapes death scene. Smash even brought it up 10 times"??

*gasp*

"Wait.... so you and Ape were... Partners"?

"If you want to call us that. I had to kill him just like I had to kill you in that game way back when. Same role got you twice".

"YOU CORK SUCKER"!!!!!!!!!

"Oh another thing... I faked the PR LOL. My little homage to you while I was busy kicking your ass"!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!!!!!!!!

Tina, (aka Great Swenson, roleless townie) is DEAD!!

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"OK SMChica..... head or gut".

SMC openly weeps..

"bbuut how?? why?? how did I let you get the best of me AGAIN"?

"hahaa.. suck it".

With that CTM shoots SMC in the belly... after letting him squeal for a few minutes he kneecapps him.

"YOU'RE KAISER SOZE!! YOU BASTARD"!!!

CTM finished him off with a 20 second barrage of shots to the head fired from a Tommy Gun...

He had beaten all odds and won! Impressive indeed.

CTM, Ambitious SK partnered with Ape, danced in the streets at his beating both scum and town...

"I WON, I WON.. HAHAH"

But his celebration was short lived.. In the middle of the noodle dancing a School Bus appeared out of nowhere and ran him over...

CTM won, but he was also dead.

the end.

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