Lil Bit Special Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I really hate living near an elementary school. It sucks. I live in a somewhat-city outside of Boston. Thanks to the old factory town and the houses built in 1900, my condo unit has only on-street parking. No driveway. Most of the houses around here have either a small driveway or none like me. So its a real bitch around 3-330 to try and find a parking spot because all the baby mommas cant waddle their fat asses 2 blocks to the school to pick up their snowflakes. Its not like they would have to walk miles! And most of them arent anything to look at (as I peer out my window). So im trapped here until these little monsters go home and I can find a parking spot when i return. Why the hell do you people have kids?? They're awful creatures and they turn our women from hot sex-fiends to frumpy lumps who hate the penis now. I hate you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Why the hell do you people have kids?? They're awful creatures and they turn our women from hot sex-fiends to frumpy lumps who hate the penis now. I hate you all. Uhhhhh... Your doing it wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 Uhhhhh... Your doing it wrong? maybe its the 40 pounds ive gained since marriage??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 They're awful creatures and they turn our women from hot sex-fiends to frumpy lumps who hate the penis now. I hate you all. Interesting, I find the ones with children to crave the dick more than the ones with out. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Interesting, I find the ones with children to crave the dick more than the ones with out. That's probably because they're always being nagged by their wife and kids. Lucky you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 Interesting, I find the ones with children to crave the dick more than the ones with out. I love you. It aint my wife. Its the fat broads walking past my house as I peer out through the curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 I wished I lived closer to the colleges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 maybe its the 40 pounds ive gained since marriage??? Not if it was in your dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 That's probably because they're always being nagged by their wife and kids. Lucky you. Its only gay if you're gay. It aint my wife. Its the fat broads walking past my house as I peer out through the curtains. Show them your penis next time, see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Interesting, I find the ones with children to crave the dick more than the ones with out. I love you. Of course... Anytime you can get play when your a parent is the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 Not if it was in your dick. Yeah... life's not fair. I shoulda plumped up like a ball park frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 You must live in Lowell. Why dont you do this in front of your condo. Nobdody will park there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 You must live in Lowell. Why dont you do this in front of your condo. Nobdody will park there. Nope. Not Lowell... although my budday lives up there now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 You must live in Lowell. Why dont you do this in front of your condo. Nobdody will park there. I live in Lowell but haven't seen one of those lately. Our gun wielding idiots can't shoot straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I live in Lowell but haven't seen one of those lately. Our gun wielding idiots can't shoot straight! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 I live in Lowell but haven't seen one of those lately. Our gun wielding idiots can't shoot straight! You're alive!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I live by one also, I ****ing hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 I live by one also, I ****ing hate it. Yeah brother!! Preach it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Nope. Not Lowell... although my budday lives up there now... Then Lawrence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red2111 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 You must live in Lowell. Why dont you do this in front of your condo. Nobdody will park there. ^ win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I wished I lived closer to the colleges... Move to Wilmington. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You're alive!!!! Of course I am! The NFL season just started and my River Hawks will be taking the ice in 4 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 Of course I am! The NFL season just started and my River Hawks will be taking the ice in 4 weeks. I cant wait..... it'll give me something to do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I really hate living near an elementary school. It sucks. I live in a somewhat-city outside of Boston. Thanks to the old factory town and the houses built in 1900, my condo unit has only on-street parking. No driveway. Most of the houses around here have either a small driveway or none like me. So its a real bitch around 3-330 to try and find a parking spot because all the baby mommas cant waddle their fat asses 2 blocks to the school to pick up their snowflakes. Its not like they would have to walk miles! And most of them arent anything to look at (as I peer out my window). So im trapped here until these little monsters go home and I can find a parking spot when i return. Why the hell do you people have kids?? They're awful creatures and they turn our women from hot sex-fiends to frumpy lumps who hate the penis now. I hate you all. I'm just surprised you're legally allowed to live near a school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 1ST OFF why not move to Mars? no schools exist there, just martians 2nd off living in a school zone would sure piss off pot dealers so if you partake i suggest you move 3rd off why not move? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 I'm just surprised you're legally allowed to live near a school. Legally its too far down the street for me to waddle to. I have a letter from the court saying so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 1ST OFF why not move to Mars? no schools exist there, just martians 2nd off living in a school zone would sure piss off pot dealers so if you partake i suggest you move 3rd off why not move? 1. I hate flying. I cant stand flying to Florida. Imagine how long it would take to fly to Mars? And the legroom! You know they would totally screw us on legroom. 2. I no longer partake in such activities. However, I do drink shirtless on my porch in the afternoons. 3. Wife is the breadwinner. Im unemployed. Possibly due to too much time on JN. So cant afford to buy a new house at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I live in Lowell but haven't seen one of those lately. Our gun wielding idiots can't shoot straight! Doesn't anyone know how to stab and bludgeon anymore? 3. Wife is the breadwinner. Im unemployed. Possibly due to too much time on JN. So cant afford to buy a new house at this time. How do you find time to post when you're unemployed? I do my best posting from the office! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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